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(NYPost) Hero Warren Beatty has nailed 12,775 of the hottest women who have ever lived - which, coincidentally, is almost exactly how many kittens your average Farker has killed in his mom's basement   (nypost.com) divider line 58
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RandomAxe [TotalFark]
2010-01-03 02:10:47 PM
Wow, Warren Beatty's mom kept a surprising number of kittens in her basement.
 
Tom Paulin
2010-01-03 02:28:34 PM
Bit of a specific 'estimate'. I'd figure that if someone had slept with that many women their estimate would be to the nearest hundered. Where'd that last 5 come from?

/I'm just jealous
 
hulk hogan meat shoes
2010-01-03 02:29:40 PM
But he married Annette Benning, who now resembles a leather purse filled with ground lamb.
 
jake3988
2010-01-03 02:34:35 PM
Care to share even just a couple with me?

Please?
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2010-01-03 02:40:18 PM
RandomAxe: Wow, Warren Beatty's mom kept a surprising number of kittens in her basement.

*snert*
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2010-01-03 02:42:10 PM
Interesting detail on Jane Fonda's oral skills.
 
realmolo
2010-01-03 02:46:04 PM
hulk hogan meat shoes: But he married Annette Benning, who now resembles a leather purse filled with ground lamb.

Yeah, but did you see her nude scene in "The Grifters"? I would've married her, too.
 
therecksays
2010-01-03 02:47:25 PM
I heard Carly Simon wrote a song about him
 
GoteamVenture
2010-01-03 02:49:23 PM
www.hollywoodoutbreak.com
approves baby!
 
TheManofPA
2010-01-03 02:50:25 PM
Did anyone else get to page three where the Nanny turns down the three-way?

Just posting it here so you won't miss it.

Did anyone else just read my post about how the Nanny turns down the three-way?

Just making note of it again so you don't miss it

Wouldn't want you to miss it and not share my pain at the idea of it.
 
Dr.Zom
2010-01-03 02:52:10 PM
Later, a skeptic asked her if they really had sex seven times a day. She replied, "Maybe he did, but I just lay there."


snert
 
Ego edo infantia cattus
2010-01-03 02:52:44 PM
yesh. very much so.

cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com
 
Walt_Jizzney
2010-01-03 03:16:52 PM
Interesting. Apparently:

Jane Fonda is good at sucking dick and:

Fran Drescher supposedly turned down a 3-way with the man. (Suuuuuuure.....)
 
MENSTRUATION
2010-01-03 03:21:23 PM
farking everything that moves is "hero" worthy? Fark's standards are almost as low as his.
 
dobro
2010-01-03 03:38:19 PM
A new one every day for 35 years? Nah.
 
MonkeyAngst
2010-01-03 03:40:35 PM
MENSTRUATION: farking everything that moves is "hero" worthy? Fark's standards are almost as low as his.

Perhaps you missed the fact that he's a man?

Don't worry. There will soon be a thread about a female celebrity who's rumored to have had sex with more than a dozen guys. There will be plenty of references to STDs and hot dogs down hallways then. This thread is for high-fives.
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2010-01-03 03:47:11 PM
Walt_Jizzney: Interesting. Apparently:

Jane Fonda is good at sucking dick and:

Fran Drescher supposedly turned down a 3-way with the man. (Suuuuuuure.....)

Fran Drescher? How about a gigantic NO!
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-01-03 03:48:04 PM
Mmmmm Julie Christie.

Mmmmm Julie Christie's fur Dr. Zhivago hats.

Mmmmm wearing Julie Christie like a fur Dr. Zhivago hat.

- Don't judge me.
 
Jaws_Victim
2010-01-03 03:49:03 PM
John Buck 41: Walt_Jizzney: Interesting. Apparently:

Jane Fonda is good at sucking dick and:

Fran Drescher supposedly turned down a 3-way with the man. (Suuuuuuure.....)

Fran Drescher? How about a gigantic NO!

She's hot, and has character. More than someone with "John Buck 41" for a screen name, anyway.

No, I'm not Fran Dresher.
 
beer4breakfast
2010-01-03 03:49:04 PM
John Buck 41: Fran Drescher? How about a gigantic NO!

Hell yes! As long as she'll wear the ball-gag.
 
Gangway Fathead
2010-01-03 04:03:44 PM
That sounds exhausting.
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2010-01-03 04:08:11 PM
Jaws_Victim: John Buck 41: Walt_Jizzney: Interesting. Apparently:

Jane Fonda is good at sucking dick and:

Fran Drescher supposedly turned down a 3-way with the man. (Suuuuuuure.....)

Fran Drescher? How about a gigantic NO!

She's hot, and has character. More than someone with "John Buck 41" for a screen name, anyway.

No, I'm not Fran Dresher.

What is she, your farkin' sister?

Go eat your pissed on Cheerios, tool.
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2010-01-03 04:08:44 PM
God, he must be a horrible lay.
 
ranak
2010-01-03 04:17:20 PM
l.yimg.com

/Yes, I would.
//don't care if you would or not.
 
bobug
2010-01-03 04:18:08 PM
What a d*ck.

/with all possible meanings
//wouldn't have gone near him, as he sounds like a prime idiot.
 
scotzrewl
2010-01-03 04:28:43 PM
I read "Warren Beatty" as "Ned Beatty" and was all confused.

/Happy for Ned.
 
Uncle Pooky
2010-01-03 04:37:32 PM
scotzrewl: I read "Warren Beatty" as "Ned Beatty" and was all confused.

/Happy for Ned.

Because "Warren" and "Ned" are spelled so similarly?
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2010-01-03 04:39:46 PM
So that means he beat Wilt Chamberlin?

/going to google, or something
 
bulok
2010-01-03 04:42:25 PM
Bah don't forget the rule of threes. By the numbers given in that headline he's only really slept with 4,250.

Which is still way better than my grand total of 3.
 
rich in distress
2010-01-03 04:43:52 PM
suck it, Gene Simmons!

\tonge twirls
 
Rodeodoc
2010-01-03 04:45:51 PM
FTA: Beatty has never been a kiss-and-tell guy, though. To the immense frustration of interviewers over the years, writes Biskind, "even when he appears to be saying something, he is saying nothing."

Guy should run for President.
 
tooeasy
2010-01-03 04:57:18 PM
but his fav will always be Shirley MacLain
 
Linux_Yes
2010-01-03 05:02:43 PM
all you have to be is good looking and Rich for the pussy to come out of the woodwork.....
 
Egalitarian [TotalFark]
2010-01-03 05:08:38 PM
subby missed the part where Beatty was nailing every chick who threw herself at him, including women with faint mustachios and a mastectomy.

Beatty and Christie had a long, passionate, often turbulent relationship -- mostly due to Beatty's chronic inability to be faithful. When he was shooting 1974's "The Parallax View," for example, his trailer had a steady stream of female admirers coming and going. An intern on the film recalled being surprised that "some of the girls outside Beatty's trailer who got past the door were not particularly attractive, especially since Julie Christie, who was doing 'Uncle Vanya' on Broadway, was flying in to spend every weekend with him. Some were chubby, some had hints of mustaches on their upper lips. Some had the errant pimple or mole or other blemishes."

Beatty was an equal-opportunity seducer, Biskind writes, who would have sex at the drop of a hat and for an ever-expanding number of reasons. "Late in 1971, he implored singer-songwriter Carole King, who was pregnant at the time, to sleep with him because, he explained, he'd never been with a late-term woman and wanted to see what it was like. (She refused.) One night he got a phone call from a woman he didn't remember, who was married and lived in Colorado. She'd had breast cancer and a mastectomy. Her husband didn't want to sleep with her anymore. Beatty was outraged, told her 'I'd f- - - you in a second. Fly out here.' "
 
sai50
2010-01-03 05:22:14 PM
bulok: Bah don't forget the rule of threes. By the numbers given in that headline he's only really slept with 4,250.

Which is still way better than my grand total of 3.

Does rule of threes apply there as well? lol
 
MonkeyAngst
2010-01-03 05:31:32 PM
Rodeodoc: FTA: Beatty has never been a kiss-and-tell guy, though. To the immense frustration of interviewers over the years, writes Biskind, "even when he appears to be saying something, he is saying nothing."

Guy should run for President.

I don't have a copy of the "Not Sure if Serious" pic, and can't be bothered to find one, but if you are...

Beatty seriously considered becoming a candidate for the Democratic Presidential nomination during the summer of 1999 . After it became clear that the only two contenders for the Democratic Party's nomination were to be Vice President Al Gore and former Senator Bill Bradley of New Jersey, Beatty made it generally known that he was dissatisfied with the two choices and began to drop hints that he might be willing to seek the nomination himself. After meeting with several powerful liberal activists and influential Democratic operatives, including pollster Pat Caddell, who had worked previously for Hart, McGovern, California governor Jerry Brown and President Jimmy Carter, and adman Bill Hillsman, who had worked on the campaigns of Senator Paul Wellstone and Governor Jesse Ventura, Beatty announced in September 1999 that he would not seek the nomination. However, he continued to be courted by members of a different political party, the Reform Party, who were looking for an alternative to Pat Buchanan, a conservative who had switched parties after losing the Republican Party's presidential nomination for the third time in a row. Despite frequent entreaties by Governor Ventura, real-estate magnate Donald Trump, and syndicated columnist Arianna Huffington, Beatty refused to enter the race and Buchanan eventually won the Reform Party's nomination.

(from Wikipedia)
 
homeoftheblues
2010-01-03 05:53:30 PM
thegumbo.files.wordpress.com
 
douchebag/hater
2010-01-03 05:56:33 PM
dobro 2010-01-03 03:38:19 PM
A new one every day for 35 years? Nah.

Agreed.
 
SBinRR
2010-01-03 07:25:57 PM
tooeasy: but his fav will always be Shirley MacLain

Lulz.

I'm not so sure about the number they came up with, but I have no problem believing it is in the 5000-7000 range.
I would think he has been able to run the numbers up with a few group sex sessions. Easy to claim 10 in a night with one little impromptu orgy.
 
get real [TotalFark]
2010-01-03 08:01:18 PM
Good to see someone is assuring the women of the world have herpes etc.
 
BlameBush
2010-01-03 09:31:16 PM
so if TFA is true and he lost his virginty at 20 and he's now 72, that;s 246 different women/yr every yr for 52 yrs? And he's been in "long term relationships part of that time?

Ummm...nope..gotta call bullshiatt on that one.
 
JewZeppy
2010-01-03 09:32:27 PM
Hey, whaddya know? I'm above average for once.
 
cant be arsed
2010-01-03 10:33:52 PM
GoteamVenture: approves baby!

"the human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic..."
 
Egalitarian [TotalFark]
2010-01-03 10:34:55 PM
BlameBush: so if TFA is true and he lost his virginty at 20 and he's now 72, that;s 246 different women/yr every yr for 52 yrs? And he's been in "long term relationships part of that time?

Ummm...nope..gotta call bullshiatt on that one.

Well he cheated on his wives a lot, if you believe the article. Plus some dudes will hit more than one chick a day, if they can.
 
plecos
2010-01-03 10:40:37 PM
Linux_Yes: all you have to be is good looking and Rich for the pussy to come out of the woodwork.....

elvis-pelt.com
 
DevideByZer0
2010-01-03 11:17:30 PM
douchebag/hater: dobro 2010-01-03 03:38:19 PM
A new one every day for 35 years? Nah.

Agreed.

Beatty's lawyer just announced that the 'authorized' claim on this is bullshiat.
 
ZeroCorpse
2010-01-04 12:24:16 AM
You would have to have sex constantly, spending 15 minutes per woman, 24 hours a day, for 133 days (more than four months) to reach that number.

In case you were wondering, or thinking of attempting to beat it as fast as possible.
 
Outshined_One
2010-01-04 12:33:16 AM
GoteamVenture: approves baby!

Handsome? No doubt! Tongue long enough to touch his eyebrows? Absolutely! Hung? Like he's got a third leg, baby!
 
Sm3agol85
2010-01-04 01:37:32 AM
You haters also missed the part where he apparently could have sex about 10 times a day. So if he got on a roll, it would certainly be possible, if unethical and a little gross.
 
Walt_Jizzney
2010-01-04 02:10:50 AM
I heard Fran Drescher has "nappy dugout"....
 
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