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(KTVU)   Bank robbery suspect stops to use bathroom in a Fraternal Order of Police lodge during his getaway. Hilarity ensues   ( divider line
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62 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Apr 2003 at 2:29 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-04 01:17:42 PM  
Who is this Hilarity and what is she ensueing?
2003-04-04 02:02:15 PM  
This was about 2 miles from my house!

Kick ass!
2003-04-04 02:34:42 PM  
Sounds like part of a Police Acadamy movie to me.
2003-04-04 02:36:01 PM  

gasp. breath.



2003-04-04 02:36:05 PM  
Another one for the "to stupid to live" list!
2003-04-04 02:36:14 PM  
Bad Karma.
2003-04-04 02:37:41 PM  

"Police said that John Clayton Wedge robbed the Fifth Third Bank branch inside the Kroger store on Liberty-Fairfield Road in Butler County's Liberty Township Thursday."

They sure love their multiple names huh ? Heaven forbid they should ever meet Treebeard.

2003-04-04 02:43:13 PM  
Deputies told WLWT that Wedge complained the arrest was unfair because there were no FOP signs outside of the building.

This story makes me feel too good. It's probably propaganda cooked up by Interpol.
2003-04-04 02:53:34 PM  
Once again:

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Hand over the money. I have a gub.
2003-04-04 03:01:03 PM  
You're right Skinink. They should just call it the 15th bank branch and be done with it.
2003-04-04 03:06:53 PM  
He would have made it if he had a REAL escape plan, besides "Hiding in the river until the heat dies down!"

Maybe he should have had a safe house lined up.
2003-04-04 03:10:12 PM  
Fifth Third Bank?

Frank Wilson, Jr., Jr., President.
2003-04-04 03:15:54 PM  
Maybe he should have used a cab as his get-a-way car. Oh wait, that doesn't work either.
2003-04-04 03:24:25 PM  
Its "Butler County's Liberty Township" because there are a couple Liberty Townships around here, so its not really a multiple name. And Liberty-Fairfield road just tells you where the road goes ;-)
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