Gato Negro: There's no hate like liberal hateTM.

There's no troll like CanisNoir.

"The treatment I received here was the best that the world has to offer," he said. "I don't think there's one thing wrong with the American health care system. It is working just fine."

As long as everyone is a multi-millionaire, everyone has access to the same great health care that Rush does. Rush doesn't see a flaw in this.

(from that high up on his lofty perch i doubt he can hear the laughter either)

Not even a little love for oxycontin?

Gyrfalcon: Did they do a brain scan? Be interesting to know what they found inside his skull.

Nothing, like they said.

fark that fat fark bastard. he will be blowing o'reilly in hell

Oh, he is SO gonna rub your noses in it.

/talent on loan from GOD!

I hope it's radioactive parasitic AIDS cancer. With a touch of Lou Gehrig disease.

TFA: "The treatment I received here was the best that the world has to offer," he said. "I don't think there's one thing wrong with the American health care system. It is working just fine."

Yeah, of course the system works "fine" if you're a media celebrity with a metric farkton of cash. You obtuse asshole. That was never in question.

It works slightly less well for the large number of Americans who aren't millionaire media personalities and have trouble affording private health coverage.

"I don't think there's one thing wrong with the American health care system. It is working just fine."

It's not supposed to work, it's supposed to heal.

thats a tough pill to swallow

Gyrfalcon: Did they do a brain scan? Be interesting to know what they found inside his skull.

They did. And they found more knowedge of economics than the president has.

And I bet he knows there aren't 57 states too.

For subby.

Gato Negro: There's no hate like liberal hateTM.

You're a farking idiot.

When the doctors removed the two Dominican boys dangling from the hair on Rush Limbaugh's scrotum, the pain, mysteriously, went away.

simpsonfan: Gato Negro: There's no hate like liberal hate.^TM

Except Republican hate.^TM

There ain't no hate, like hatin' liberals. ^TM

So he's well enough to command his flying monkees to go after Dorothy again, and her little dog too?

Bill_Wick's_Friend: "The treatment I received here was the best that the world has to offer," he said. "I don't think there's one thing wrong with the American health care system. It is working just fine."

As long as everyone is a multi-millionaire, everyone has access to the same great health care that Rush does. Rush doesn't see a flaw in this.

(from that high up on his lofty perch i doubt he can hear the laughter either)

Damn even when Rush is sick he can't let go of the talking points. I can imagine the day Rush dies his last words would be Obama and socialism.

Gato Negro: There's no hate like liberal hate^TM.

I love the TM. Golf clap.

anwserman: And Rush uses his one example to prove how great our health system is *coughliescough*. I wouldn't be surprised if he faked it as a publicity stunt - on his insurer's money, of course - to promote his agenda.

/cue videos of people in the USA's ERs withering in pain and dying in the lobbies

This fat turd just wanted to buy a football team. There doesn't exist a cure to a disease that he couldn't pay for out of his pocket money.

The rest of us have to rely on insurance to get even a modicum of medical care.

Michael J. Fox reportedly seen giggling uncontrollably.

Bill_Wick's_Friend

As long as everyone is a multi-millionaire, everyone has access to the same great health care that Rush does. Rush doesn't see a flaw in this.

(from that high up on his lofty perch i doubt he can hear the laughter either)


Go and read the hypocratic oath. You just attacked the ethics of professionals in the medical industry.

You hate for Rush has blinded you from the truth.

Maybe they'll send him home with a couple of sacks of sand from Kilauea...

Pele's wrath will be his.

+1111111 Subby
Like the guy but can't deny a great headline

Weaver95: Hmm...I wonder....do you think Rush went with a horcrux, phylactery or did he go the traditional route and pour all his hatred and will to dominate into a golden ring, forged in the fires of Mount Doom?

I'm guessing either a speculum or a hieratic jar labeled, "oxycotin."

My father-in-law had a quadruple bypass a few months ago. The funny thing is that when we started telling friends and family about it, their Weeners was either "Wait, he has a heart?" or "So he DOES have one!"

Not that he's a bad guy; he's just funny and loves to pick on you. If he doesn't there's something wrong with him.

/he's back to work already
//can't stop the guy--at 72

treecologist: Michael J. Fox reportedly seen giggling uncontrollably.

Well, he can't really "control" much...

shivashakti: Bill_Wick's_Friend: As long as everyone is a multi-millionaire, everyone has access to the same great health care that Rush does. Rush doesn't see a flaw in this.

Exactly. If you have money, there's absolutely nothing wrong with American healthcare.

If you think a government enforced HMO will be better than the current system; you should be looking for a brain donor.

The current system isn't perfect, but it is fantastic, affordable, and The Best on Earth. And all the socialis systems feed off American technology, because their systems don't invest in research.

Weaver95: I wonder if this strengthens the case for Limbaugh's heart troubles to have been chemical in origin, rather than biological.

Oh, it does. Only way to prove it is treatment he's getting that's withdrawal related, but, justifiably, that's private info.

If only he got the prosecution he'd long recommended for drug addicts.

Darth Shatner: Go and read the hypocratic oath. You just attacked the ethics of professionals in the medical industry.

[lolwut pear.jpg]

you blinded you truth hulk smash derp.

/right back at ya, champ

Hey Darth Shatner, been in a hospital lately? Their job is to treat and stabilize. If you don't have insurance, out the door you go.