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(Gawker) Dumbass Lil' Bow Wow kicks off 2010 with a tri-fecta of danger; tweeting while driving, drunk driving, riding in a Lamborghini with Chris Brown. Fark; ALL AT ONCE   (gawker.com) divider line 59
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styckx [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 04:56:10 PM
don't care, didn't read.
 
nvmac [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 06:39:48 PM
Happy that I don't know who these idiots are.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 08:43:57 PM
You call it "tweeting while driving, drunk driving, riding in a Lamborghini with Chris Brown."

Lindsay Lohan calls it "Thursday."
 
The Great EZE [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 09:02:44 PM
Lil' Bow Wow? That's some pre-9/11 referencing there, subby.
 
Pixelvision
2010-01-01 09:03:52 PM
The world is not fair
 
Trik
2010-01-01 09:18:39 PM
death pool?
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-01-01 09:22:31 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You call it "tweeting while driving, drunk driving, riding in a Lamborghini with Chris Brown."

Lindsay Lohan calls it "Thursday." "My precioussss"

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
Brown Sauce
2010-01-01 09:27:38 PM
Talk about ridin' dirty!
 
TimeWaste
2010-01-01 09:28:21 PM
styckx: don't care, didn't read.

Just wanted to let you know I skipped over your post.
 
vabeard
2010-01-01 09:28:58 PM
Too bad he wasn't killed in a single vehicle accident.
 
Merky
2010-01-01 09:30:40 PM
my bad

He sounds legitimately sorry and I am sure he will never do something like this again.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-01-01 09:32:03 PM
Merky: my bad

He sounds legitimately sorry and I am sure he will never do something like this again.

The lack of a "ya'll" at the end of "my bad" gives me cause to doubt
 
FlyingJ
2010-01-01 09:33:26 PM
The Great EZE Lil' Bow Wow? That's some pre-9/11 referencing there, subby.

meh, Little Stevie Wonder or Ricky Schroeder i can see your point...'sides, Bow Wow's better off with Chris Brown than a limo driver
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 09:36:01 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: "My precioussss"

4.bp.blogspot.com

Well, that's... unfortunate.

:-/
 
MicroE
2010-01-01 09:54:11 PM
styckx: don't care, didn't read.

Thanks for your input!
 
limboslam
2010-01-01 10:04:54 PM
Go die in a fire, Bow Wow. Just do it alone. OK at most, you can take Chris Brown with you. But that's it.
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 10:07:57 PM
nvmac: Happy that I don't know who these idiots are.

I know who they are, just like I know who Lady Gaga is and Chris Lambert and all the other silly buggers. I make it my business to know everyone so I can know who to avoid at first sight/sound.

/goes back to listening to Peter Murphy and feeling old
 
bigpapadavid
2010-01-01 10:08:48 PM
i'm giving him a little credit here. it is quite difficult to drive a lamborghini under the influence

/personal experience and whatnot
//can make it to the gym in 17 minutes
 
Funk Brothers
2010-01-01 10:22:59 PM
Pray for Omarion?
 
Freakin Rican
2010-01-01 10:26:39 PM
damn you funk!!
 
EL_FABREZ
2010-01-01 10:29:52 PM
Lil' Bow Wow was so 1990's. Miguelito is where it's at now.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 10:35:36 PM
Now, if Chris Brown had given Lil' Bow Wow a beating for being this stupid, I don't think anyone would have cared. He may have even gotten a medal.

Chris Brown needs to learn how to pick his battles better.
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2010-01-01 10:43:00 PM
Bow Wow is still a star? Chris Brown has friends?
 
limboslam
2010-01-01 10:45:18 PM
MicroE: styckx: don't care, didn't read.

Thanks for your input!

That was a close one. For a minute there, I was afraid he might have read it and possibly cared.
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 10:57:23 PM
/still didn't read, or caring
 
Chinchillazilla [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 11:01:43 PM
How is babby formed? Y i drive the lambo.
 
bobbette
2010-01-01 11:08:21 PM
ParadisePornoTheater: Bow Wow is still a star? Chris Brown has friends?

I know, right? The most shocking thing about this story is that someone is reading Lil Bow Wow's Twitter, including on New Year's Eve/Day. He has dedicated fans. Someone cares about Lil Bow Wow.
 
signedlongint
2010-01-01 11:08:58 PM
To be fair Lil Bow Wow, you could say tweeting while driving drunk is one thing, not two.

Actually, no, it's two. Nevermind me.
 
DBrandisNC
2010-01-01 11:09:21 PM
luxuryvice.com
 
jaundice_joplin
2010-01-01 11:24:56 PM
lets be fair.. bow wow also ruined entourage... ok no he didn't , but he made it even more not worth watching. also .. didn't he at one point claim to be a member of snoop dogs family? i heard that when he first started , about the same time as mastA P's kid started rapping... both suck honky balls.
 
Blowmonkey
2010-01-01 11:51:06 PM
* Im farked up!!! = I am drunk.
* Y i drive the lambo = I am driving my lamborghini now. I should not be.
* Chris might have to drive after next spot = As in, I'm driving it right now, while tweeting, and I'm so trashed I think I'll ask Chris Brown to drive next, because after beating up Rihanna he had to go sober. But first: another party!

Okay, the translation part was funny.
 
gonjie
2010-01-01 11:52:20 PM
Who?
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-01-02 12:17:45 AM
I guess he's just having a ruff year
 
RoyBatty
2010-01-02 12:31:38 AM
media.masslive.comlanabeezy.files.wordpress.com
 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark]
2010-01-02 12:58:25 AM
We call him "Bowel Wow."
 
Tom Choad
2010-01-02 01:02:26 AM
This is why black people can't have nice things.
 
the_rhino
2010-01-02 01:29:30 AM
Yo dawg...
 
Sultan Of Herf
2010-01-02 01:52:27 AM
vabeard: Too bad he wasn't killed in a single vehicle accident.

This was a prime opp for Darwin, too bad he missed it.
 
Baron Krelve
2010-01-02 02:42:54 AM
styckx: /still didn't read, or caring

What about now?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2010-01-02 04:04:55 AM
"Lil' Bow Wow"? Someone voluntarily chose to be called "Lil' Bow Wow"?

"now just Bow Wow"

Oh, well I guess that's better.
 
Lizardking
2010-01-02 04:23:19 AM
It genuinely pains my ass that shiatheads like this get cars like that while the average joe who would actually appreciate such machinery will never own one.

I'm just sayin...
 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
2010-01-02 05:34:43 AM
TimeWaste: styckx: don't care, didn't read.

Just wanted to let you know I skipped over your post.

Just wanted to let you know I didn't read your post.
 
GleeUnit [TotalFark]
2010-01-02 05:36:20 AM
i'm giving him a little credit here. it is quite difficult to drive a lamborghini under the influence

/personal experience and whatnot
//can make it to the gym in 17 minutes

images.starcraftmazter.net
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2010-01-02 07:46:54 AM
Who?
 
dimont99
2010-01-02 08:28:00 AM
Conspiracy idea 1: His publicist sent it. He apologizes and goes clean - next newsworthy item.

Conspiracy idea 2: Bow Wow is actually smarter than we think and its really a subliminal rip on Chris Brown (who beat the sh-- out of Rihanna in a rented Lambo)
 
hicksfa2
2010-01-02 09:09:14 AM
www.nationallampoon.com

I can transform ya?

lol
 
Disgruntled Goat
2010-01-02 09:38:17 AM
I heard if a black person smiles when having a photograph taken, the camera eats their soul.
 
acronym
2010-01-02 10:32:17 AM
SuperCatBarf: We call him "Bowel Wow."

I prefer 'pound puppy'
 
CK2005
2010-01-02 12:33:41 PM
why didn't they both die?
 
flannelcat
2010-01-02 12:48:57 PM
Can I get a woot woot?
 
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