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(The Ledger)   If you shoot the guy who made a drugged sextape with your girlfriend of half your age who you met through banging her mother you shouldn't claim to be an Outlaw when you aren't because they will send their Greek lawyer after you   (theledger.com) divider line 96
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2010-01-01 06:18:22 PM
A mental midgett?

One more story for the Outlaw trifecta! What a way to begin the New Year.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 08:48:18 PM

That's all very FLORIDA.

On Nov. 27, Bradshaw, 19, of Lakeland reported to deputies that Ward had raped her. When investigators questioned Ward about it, Judd said, he admitted giving her some drugs and having sex. But Ward said Bradshaw had consented, and he had a videotape and photographs to prove it.

Earlier this month, authorities told Bradshaw they had viewed the video and determined there was no rape. She said she knew about the video but still thought she was raped.
There was some famous slutty athlete (Wilt Chamberlain?) who had a policy of taking a picture of every girl naked and smiling just in case she had second thoughts afterwards or wanted to try some blackmail.
 
2010-01-02 12:53:31 AM
Sounds like a bad soap opera.
 
2010-01-02 01:28:05 AM
Whom you met, subby. Whom. This is one of those instances where you should have used whom.
 
2010-01-02 03:41:48 AM
Looks like someone used to get touched when they were a kid. Sad.
 
2010-01-02 03:43:28 AM
ZAZ 2010-01-01 08:48:18 PM  
That's all very FLORIDA.

Earlier this month, authorities told Bradshaw they had viewed the video and determined there was no rape. She said she knew about the video but still thought she was raped.
There was some famous slutty athlete (Wilt Chamberlain?) who had a policy of taking a picture of every girl naked and smiling just in case she had second thoughts afterwards or wanted to try some blackmail.

I think that was Chuck Berry.
 
2010-01-02 03:44:12 AM
The Aristocrats!
 
2010-01-02 03:44:43 AM
Pocket Ninja: Whom you met, subby. Whom. This is one of those instances where you should have used whom.

"whom you met through banging her mother "

PocketNinja, you are funny.
 
2010-01-02 03:45:21 AM
girlfriend of half your age

pedobearpics.com
 
2010-01-02 03:45:26 AM
don't think this is midget porn i want to watch
 
2010-01-02 03:45:26 AM
I hate women who say they were raped and they weren't. Scum.
 
2010-01-02 03:50:15 AM
Jiminy Christmas what a giant black hole of fail.

Midgett and Bradshaw returned to their house at 1706 Holly Road in Lakeland, where he punched a hole in a bedroom wall to hide the gun and ammunition.

The cops'll never look there dude!
 
2010-01-02 03:52:18 AM
FTA: "Midgett and Bradshaw returned to their house at 1706 Holly Road in Lakeland, where he punched a hole in a bedroom wall to hide the gun and ammunition. He then took a bath with Bradshaw while Evans watched, and he and Bradshaw had sex, Judd said."

What woman isn't turned on by a guy shooting another guy?
 
2010-01-02 03:55:34 AM
I know us here at Fark enjoy our routine wacky stories originating from Florida ... but it has gotten to the point that I seriously wonder what the fark is going on down there. Or do their local reporters just have a knack for fleshing out stories that represent the best qualities in humanity that Florida oh so delivers?

/"Ethel! We need to move to where the action is. Sunshine state!"
 
2010-01-02 03:56:50 AM
English, submittafarker, do you speak it?!
 
2010-01-02 03:58:05 AM
Anybody else think Midgett looks like Waingro?
 
2010-01-02 04:00:03 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2010-01-02 04:00:25 AM
"You screw the mother, you screw the daughter. It's the Florida way."
 
2010-01-02 04:02:44 AM
Can you say, Redneck?
 
2010-01-02 04:04:56 AM
Thats an 827: ZAZ 2010-01-01 08:48:18 PM  
That's all very FLORIDA.

Earlier this month, authorities told Bradshaw they had viewed the video and determined there was no rape. She said she knew about the video but still thought she was raped.
There was some famous slutty athlete (Wilt Chamberlain?) who had a policy of taking a picture of every girl naked and smiling just in case she had second thoughts afterwards or wanted to try some blackmail.

I think that was Chuck Berry.


NSFW.
 
2010-01-02 04:06:11 AM
Dr.Zom: Anybody else think Midgett looks like Waingro?

I can see the resemblance.

"I had to get it on. He was making a move. I had to get it on."
 
2010-01-02 04:06:22 AM
Oh my god, what a bunch of scum. That girl is 19? Meth is a hell of a drug.

Glad we don't have access to the video. If it were available, I'd have to watch it, I couldn't help myself. Then I'd have to claw my eyes out. I'm imagining it is something like the sex scene in "Pink Flamingos" sans the chicken.

And why tf was the other chick watching them bathe?
 
2010-01-02 04:06:48 AM
he punched a hole in a bedroom wall to hide the gun and ammunition...

then punched several holes in the exterior of his mobile home as she was leaving...


Floridians sure like punching holes in stuff.
 
2010-01-02 04:07:52 AM
lol floriduh
 
2010-01-02 04:07:58 AM
Dr.Zom, Midgett does look lie Waingro. That story has more concentrated whiskey tango in it than anything I have ever read. I think I am in love with that story.
 
2010-01-02 04:09:00 AM
Jamieboy: And why tf was the other chick watching them bathe?

You're obviously a virgin to the common fetish of bathing with a chick while another chick watches after just cappin' a dude.
 
2010-01-02 04:10:19 AM
huh?
 
2010-01-02 04:10:20 AM
That headline took several reads to figure out who was doing what to whom.
 
2010-01-02 04:11:45 AM
Hilary T. N. Seuss: he punched a hole in a bedroom wall to hide the gun and ammunition...

then punched several holes in the exterior of his mobile home as she was leaving...

Floridians sure like punching holes in stuff.


Your over-generalization of us Floridians makes me want to punch a hole through my monitor.
 
2010-01-02 04:12:18 AM
GranoblasticMan: Hilary T. N. Seuss: he punched a hole in a bedroom wall to hide the gun and ammunition...

then punched several holes in the exterior of his mobile home as she was leaving...

Floridians sure like punching holes in stuff.

Your over-generalization of us Floridians makes me want to punch a hole through my monitor.


And hide a gun in it??
 
2010-01-02 04:12:31 AM
From the footer:-
Shock Critically Injures Man Stealing Copper Wire
An 18-year-old Mulberry man was in critical condition Thursday in Tampa General Hospital after being shocked while trying to steal about $3 worth of copper wire from an electrical transformer, the Polk County Sheriff's Office said
 
2010-01-02 04:16:55 AM
jesus christ. when the shiat hits the fan for me this this year I'll just have a look back at this article to give myself a little perspective. What in the hell is in the water down there?
 
2010-01-02 04:22:18 AM
Why did I know that this story would involve facial tattoos and a single-wide?
 
2010-01-02 04:22:45 AM
Bodine Wilson: Thats an 827: ZAZ 2010-01-01 08:48:18 PM  
That's all very FLORIDA.

Earlier this month, authorities told Bradshaw they had viewed the video and determined there was no rape. She said she knew about the video but still thought she was raped.
There was some famous slutty athlete (Wilt Chamberlain?) who had a policy of taking a picture of every girl naked and smiling just in case she had second thoughts afterwards or wanted to try some blackmail.

I think that was Chuck Berry.

NSFW.


Eeeek! You can see his ding-a-ling!!
 
2010-01-02 04:23:27 AM
Jamieboy: .

And why tf was the other chick watching them bathe?


Because they are obviously morally upright young people and Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
 
2010-01-02 04:23:42 AM
The fail is circular.
 
2010-01-02 04:25:12 AM
The headline made me dizzy and really needs some punctuation. However, after looking at the photos in the article, punctuation isn't the only thing needing fixing......Mother of God, kill the other two with fire.
 
2010-01-02 04:51:43 AM
gunther_bumpass: What in the hell is in the water down there?

I don't know about Lakeland, but I was in Orlando over Christmas and judging by the taste, I'd say the water has matches in it.
 
2010-01-02 04:58:30 AM
Savoir-Faire: I hate women who say they were raped and they weren't. Scum.

she meant verbally raped when the guy kicked her to the curb for sucking at blowing, or blowing at sucking, whichever it was.
 
2010-01-02 04:59:27 AM
My bad.
 
2010-01-02 05:05:45 AM
I don't know, but it sure does throw I_FARK_GUY's statistics off.
 
2010-01-02 05:07:20 AM
c-notegear.com
 
2010-01-02 05:11:29 AM
"When Ward comes to the door, Joey Midgett said, 'I'm here to get the videos,' Judd said. Ward cusses at him and tries to slam the door, and Midgett's hand gets caught in the door.

Midgett, nicknamed The Hangman, told detectives he brought his right hand up to free his trapped left hand, and the pistol in his right hand went off, the sheriff said. Ward died in his living room of a single gunshot wound to his head"



that's one magic bullet there. good thing he was carrying that gun for no other reason.
 
2010-01-02 05:24:38 AM
Snargi: Why did I know that this story would involve facial tattoos and a single-wide?

This story has everything but I'm disappointed there's no mention of the local Walmart.
 
2010-01-02 05:29:18 AM
"I seriously wonder what the fark is going on down there"

Normally we call that Tuesday. They may have gotten an early start, tough.
 
2010-01-02 05:30:30 AM
though

/dang spelling nazis
 
2010-01-02 06:14:21 AM
OK, whatever happened here is seriously f*cked up.

For the record, I would hit that, but not kill for it.

/hangs head in shame
 
2010-01-02 06:15:40 AM
headline gave me a bigger headache than a shiatty maxxlarge "poem "
 
2010-01-02 06:27:06 AM
TaGirl_Keri: From the footer:-
Shock Critically Injures Man Stealing Copper Wire
An 18-year-old Mulberry man was in critical condition Thursday in Tampa General Hospital after being shocked while trying to steal about $3 worth of copper wire from an electrical transformer, the Polk County Sheriff's Office said


Like this article, Meth is a heluva drug. Who the fark gets face tats like Mr Ward did anyway? I'd rather get shot in the face. Oh, wait...
 
2010-01-02 06:34:53 AM
METHEDRINE: Because the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse can't always be there when you need them.
 
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