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(Hartford Courant) Dumbass Bad: You get arrested for making a fake 911 call and possession of heroin. Worse: You also get nailed for bank robbery. Fark: You're dubbed the "Big-Nosed Robber" and get your picture all over the internet   (courant.com) divider line 74
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2010-01-01 03:51:38 PM
Wow, that sucks to go through all that trouble to become an infamous villain and they stick you with the moniker "Big-Nosed Robber." He must be pissed about that.
 
2010-01-01 03:54:48 PM
Bad: You get arrested for making a fake 911 call and posession of heroin. Worse: You also get nailed for bank robbery. Fark: You're dubbed the "Big-Nosed Robber" and get your picture all over the internet

img706.imageshack.us

Maybe he should stop telling lies?
 
2010-01-01 05:13:46 PM
That's not a big nose.

This is a big nose...

www.mojoimage.com


/hide the coke
 
2010-01-01 05:23:48 PM
www.80s.com

A phony phone call.

/hot like Jeanie Bueller
 
2010-01-01 05:26:33 PM
HOT-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA!!!
 
2010-01-01 05:26:57 PM
www.boston.com

You ever hear of the "Red-Nosed Robber"?
 
2010-01-01 05:28:35 PM
j-walkblog.com

Approves.
 
2010-01-01 05:29:04 PM
Keep your big nose outta this, Eyeball!
 
2010-01-01 05:29:21 PM
Using a cell phone

Land lines, people. Land lines. Go find one of them fabled pay phone thingies and place the prank call.
 
2010-01-01 05:30:23 PM
www.princeton.edu

Would like to have a word
 
2010-01-01 05:34:37 PM
Came for the droopy nose woman and droopy nose dog.

:(
 
2010-01-01 05:36:58 PM
I really need a profile view to make any judgements.
 
2010-01-01 05:38:11 PM
img.youtube.com (new window)

Trouble: Oh shut up Bignose.

Bignose: Ah. Orright. I warned you. I really will slug you so hard...

(Meanwhile his wife is talking to another man beside her getting the real story.!)

Bnwife: Oh it's the Meek| Blessed are the meek| Oh that's nice innit. I'm glad they're getting something 'cause they have a hell of a time.

Trouble: Listen. I'm only telling the truth... you have got a very big nose.

Bignose: Hey. Your nose is gonna be three ft wide across your face by the time I've finished with you.

Man: Sssssh.
 
2010-01-01 05:39:42 PM
img2.pict.com
 
2010-01-01 05:41:53 PM
The police had him by a nose. He should have nosed it would happen when he picked that disguise.
 
2010-01-01 05:45:36 PM
OMG Oznog, I took too long to find a picture. *shakes fist at laptop*


Posting anyway:

www.intriguing.com
 
2010-01-01 05:48:12 PM
It's an impressive nose, but it's not quite Vin Diesel sized. He can do better.

Heroin addict, dealer, or free range criminal. Seems he was doing a bit of everything.
 
2010-01-01 05:49:01 PM
you know what they say:

big nose...big boogers
 
2010-01-01 05:50:23 PM
img237.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-01 05:53:51 PM
www.martinfrost.ws
 
2010-01-01 05:58:00 PM
img212.imageshack.us

/not a suspect
//for a change
///hot (new window)
 
2010-01-01 05:58:07 PM
That nose isn't even big.

www.courant.com

Why don't they rip on what appears to be his purple eye shadow instead?
 
2010-01-01 05:58:41 PM
gopher321: That's not a big nose.

This is a big nose...


You get that nose in Frankie's last night?
 
2010-01-01 05:58:45 PM
These were not the hoofprints of your normal, godfearing junkie. It was far too savage, too aggressive.
 
2010-01-01 06:03:08 PM
I would rather be known as the "Big-Package" robber...
 
2010-01-01 06:04:42 PM
The best thieves aren't dubbed anything.
 
2010-01-01 06:08:24 PM
blessed are the big noses
 
2010-01-01 06:09:40 PM
It's no big deal that he was using a cell phone unless he registered the phone in his name. He could have bought a prepaid phone. Or at least that's what the Wire has taught me.
 
2010-01-01 06:09:44 PM
Or he could just be dubbed 'the Italian robber'
 
2010-01-01 06:17:44 PM
Quantum Apostrophe

That's just wrong.
 
2010-01-01 06:19:45 PM
midnightoil.squarespace.com

Unavailable for comment
 
2010-01-01 06:20:07 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2010-01-01 06:21:40 PM
Wood eye!
 
2010-01-01 06:21:50 PM
but you fark one horse...
 
2010-01-01 06:25:14 PM
http://oboerista.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/telly.jpg


oboerista.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-01-01 06:26:14 PM
ultraholland: The best thieves aren't dubbed anything.

Actually, some of the best are dubbed "Senator", "Representative", or sometimes "CEO". And this guy's nose isn't really that big either.
 
2010-01-01 06:27:16 PM
Zabadu beat me to the punch
 
2010-01-01 06:32:05 PM
bostondirtdogs.boston.com

C'mon Nomar jokes about noses people!
 
2010-01-01 06:32:49 PM
www.idsnews.com
 
2010-01-01 06:36:25 PM
I feel like this thread is full of family pictures. Gives me warm fuzzies.
 
2010-01-01 06:37:47 PM
zabadu: Nah, THIS is a big nose.

Good one
 
2010-01-01 06:41:39 PM
Flapjack727: Zabadu beat me to the punch

Which one?

rhiannon: zabadu: Nah, THIS is a big nose.

Good one


Thank you.
 
2010-01-01 06:58:38 PM
he still had 20 bags of heroin left, and was out stealing again? that is just plain greedy.
 
2010-01-01 07:02:16 PM
CruiserTwelve: Wood eye!

Screw you, peg-leg!
 
2010-01-01 07:03:57 PM
Big nose, big hose.
 
2010-01-01 07:07:53 PM
i am disappointed by the size of that nose.

one of my ex boyfriends had a really really big nose, like twice the size of that guys. also one time at the bus station i saw a guy whose nose was literally the size and shape of an average russet potato. like fist sized. it was insane. this was before the days of tiny discreet cameras though, so i couldn't take a picture. i did stare though, couldn't help it...it was weird!!
 
2010-01-01 07:16:05 PM
No one? Jeeze, I'm old! (and so are you)Link
 
2010-01-01 07:16:54 PM
i185.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-01 07:17:37 PM
I fail...many pardons. I'll keep trying.
 
2010-01-01 07:23:27 PM
Up you go, Big-Nose!
 
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