Apparently banker's prison is a tough place.

WelldeadLink: Apparently banker's prison is a tough place.

Make the wrong enemies and they'll garnish your ass.

Police said they determined that Soto became dizzy in the shower and passed out.

Open and shut case, Johnson!

Dodd may be the Hillary Clinton of the 2010s.

Mess with her and you end up killing yourself!

WelldeadLink: Apparently banker's prison is a tough place.

Andy DuFrame knows all about that.

Gilbert Soto, 50, had been taken to the UConn Health Center after being found suffering from a head injury in the shower area of the medical wing of the Garner Correctional Center in Newtown. Police initially said his death was suspicious, but a preliminary investigation by state police detectives has determined that may not be the case.

He prob'ly got the rape, hahaha!

He don't shower so good anymore, warden.

Toots McGee: Police said they determined that Soto became dizzy in the shower and passed out.

Open and shut case, Johnson!

Five or six times, no less.

tossed him like a salad.

it rubs the lotion, or it gets the hose.

blazemongr: WelldeadLink: Apparently banker's prison is a tough place.

Andy DuFrame knows all about that.


"Do you trust your wife?"

Surprising how many folks can commit suicide by stabbing themselves in the back (specially when it's the last week of a senior detectives' career)

Looks like a reason to check out Chris Dodd's bank accounts.

People never die in Prison. They always die on the way to the Hospital. It's an old joke from prisoners who have seen people dead laying in a room only to read about the death "on the way to the Hospital" in the papers.

Dialectic: Gilbert Soto, 50, had been taken to the UConn Health Center after being found suffering from a head injury in the shower area of the medical wing of the Garner Correctional Center in Newtown. Police initially said his death was suspicious, but a preliminary investigation by state police detectives has determined that may not be the case.

He prob'ly got the rape, hahaha!

Head injury? Was he giving or receiving?

Oh boy a pro-rape thread! We didn't have enough incarceration threads with people declaring rape of the incarcerated justified.

Guy couldn't have been that stupid...

He knew where the kick-backs were

burgled

"Beating was from The League, this is from me!"

ZAZ: Old Huntstein

Obviously, he got squicked.

I had to google "squicked."

I'm going to use that word in casual conversation from now on.

Anaxphone: WelldeadLink: Apparently banker's prison is a tough place.

Make the wrong enemies and they'll garnish your ass.

garnish your ass with what, parsley? paprika perhaps?

TheRaven7: Oh boy a pro-rape thread! We didn't have enough incarceration threads with people declaring rape of the incarcerated justified.

Not to mention vaguely erotic.

/nttatwwt

TheRaven7: Oh boy a pro-rape thread! We didn't have enough incarceration threads with people declaring rape of the incarcerated justified.

You sound like you're literally butthurt.

Don't drop the soap...



You might trip on it.

Don't strangle people and steal things to buy drugs, it might come back to haunt you.

He's lucky he didn't end up in the basement of Dodd's Irish cottage..

/IRA types with blowtorches and Vise-Grips
//go Monaghan on yo ass

GungFu: burgled

Thank you.

These nasty burglarizationizers and their supporters must be stopped.

Whatever. I'll criticize dodd, his committee and his healthcare plans as much as I...

Wait, hang on, there's someone at the door.

Buuuurrrg-LAAAARRRR!!!!

Rectum?

Damn well killed him!

Shostie: WelldeadLink: Apparently banker's prison is a tough place.

Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's biatch. Then everything will be all right.

Your client should have gotten a better lawyer !

1derful: I think Dodd is a prime example of what's wrong with Congress and that everyone who ever voted for him that isn't working for a corporation that's paying him off is an idiot. But come on, before this guy broke into his office he did 15 years for strangling a homeless guy. He just doesn't seem like the kind of person who wins many friends.

NHI (no humans involved so i see no crime there). Seriously though, looks like the Sisters got to Soto.

Shostie: WelldeadLink: Apparently banker's prison is a tough place.

Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's biatch. Then everything will be all right.

Came here for this. Now happy.

robomonkster: TheRaven7: Oh boy a pro-rape thread! We didn't have enough incarceration threads with people declaring rape of the incarcerated justified.

You sound like you're literally butthurt.

The Booty Bandit from "Lock Up" (new window)

Warning. Don't click if you wish to sleep tonight.

kxs401: blazemongr: WelldeadLink: Apparently banker's prison is a tough place.

Andy DuFrame knows all about that.

Seriously?

What he said.

someone wuz keepin it real-er

WFern: The Booty Bandit from "Lock Up" (new window)


Mama said just lock yo azz!

If this is true: "Before that, Soto served 15 years in prison for strangling a homeless man under the Columbus Boulevard overpass over the Conlon-Whitehead Highway in Hartford in 1994."

Then, how was he out of prison in 2007 and breaking into Dodd's office? A 15-year prison sentence for a crime committed in 1994 would put him in jail until 2009...

libbynomore2: His crook ass should indeed be is in prison.

Don't be silly. He's a Democrat. That means he has nothing but the highest ethics, and knows absolutely what is best for you in terms of your finances, health care, and usage of carbon dioxide. He's not out to pimp the government, line the pockets of his friends, and make millions of dollars from graft! He just has your best interests at heart.

When you hate on Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barak Obama, Chris Dodd, John Murtha, and their sweet loving crew that really cares about you, you hate on America. Do you hate America? Well, do you?