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(Arizona Star)   Having a "quitting coach" may help smokers kick nicotine. In other news, Sarah Palin's dream job just opened up   (azstarnet.com) divider line 65
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2010-01-01 12:20:25 PM
early candidate for headline of the year?
 
2010-01-01 12:27:53 PM
Ok, I laughed.
 
2010-01-01 12:47:38 PM
SilentStrider: early candidate for headline of the year?

yasik.kiev.ua
 
2010-01-01 01:06:17 PM
*snicker* +1
 
2010-01-01 01:24:56 PM
Subby is pretty sharp for a New Years Day morning!
 
2010-01-01 01:33:26 PM
*snerk*

/So far I'm tobacco free in '010
 
2010-01-01 01:41:16 PM
So, if she took the quitting coach job, would it be more appropriate to use the "obvious," "follow-up," or "ironic" tag when she quit?
 
2010-01-01 01:43:22 PM
i47.tinypic.com

/oblig
 
2010-01-01 01:45:48 PM
Pocket Ninja: So, if she took the quitting coach job, would it be more appropriate to use the "obvious," "follow-up," or "ironic" tag when she quit?

Confuse the hell out of everyone and use "Caturday."

/+1, subby
 
2010-01-01 02:20:37 PM
FlashHarry: i47.tinypic.com

thread over.
 
2010-01-01 03:55:03 PM
*headline*

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
 
2010-01-01 03:55:39 PM
Submitter wins!

/let's call it a year
 
2010-01-01 03:55:40 PM
*snort*

/nice headline
 
2010-01-01 04:02:56 PM
+1 subby


My Palin/quitting headline didn't make it earlier this week, despite all the votes, so I'll pour on my support for yours. Nicely done.
 
2010-01-01 04:04:40 PM
I'd rather use Nicotrel...

n2.cdn.spikedhumor.com

/hot like a burning cigarette
 
2010-01-01 04:04:48 PM
OOoooh mean.

Funny, but mean
 
2010-01-01 04:07:05 PM
Pollexabator: I'd rather use Nicotrel...



/hot like a burning cigarette


YOU DON'T TALK TO NICOTREL LIKE THAT!
 
2010-01-01 04:23:26 PM
I haven't had a cigarette since 2:30am last night.
 
2010-01-01 04:25:28 PM
You libs are pathetic. Why are you so afraid of Sarah. It was the libs who made her job impossible to do so she did the only thing that could help the state by quitting. Go ahead and call her a quitter she will be your next president and will be successful in fixing the mess your messiah barack HUSSEIN obama has created. Hate her all you want, PALIN 2012 you sorry libs.
 
2010-01-01 04:27:07 PM
zippie26: You libs are pathetic. Why are you so afraid of Sarah. It was the libs who made her job impossible to do so she did the only thing that could help the state by quitting. Go ahead and call her a quitter she will be your next president and will be successful in fixing the mess your messiah barack HUSSEIN obama has created. Hate her all you want, PALIN 2012 you sorry libs.


You came on waaaaaay too strong. 1/10
 
2010-01-01 04:28:31 PM
zippie26: You libs are pathetic. Why are you so afraid of Sarah. It was the libs who made her job impossible to do so she did the only thing that could help the state by quitting. Go ahead and call her a quitter she will be your next president and will be successful in fixing the mess your messiah barack HUSSEIN obama has created. Hate her all you want, PALIN 2012 you sorry libs.

I've taken dumps that can troll better than that.
 
2010-01-01 04:29:01 PM
British: I haven't had a cigarette since 2:30am last night.

Stick with it. One of the best things I've ever done.
 
2010-01-01 04:31:02 PM
BigSnatch: You came on waaaaaay too strong. 1/10

I concur!
 
2010-01-01 04:31:14 PM
Niiiice, Subby!
 
2010-01-01 04:36:56 PM
zippie26: You libs are pathetic. Why are you so afraid of Sarah. It was the libs who made her job impossible to do so she did the only thing that could help the state by quitting. Go ahead and call her a quitter she will be your next president and will be successful in fixing the mess your messiah barack HUSSEIN obama has created. Hate her all you want, PALIN 2012 you sorry libs.

2/10 ... next time, you need to work on your grammar and punctuation.
 
2010-01-01 04:40:12 PM
Urban Meyer's players stopped smoking?
 
2010-01-01 04:43:17 PM
zippie26: You libsextremists are pathetic. Why are you so afraid of Sarah.(NOT!) It was the libs who made her job impossible to do (Please provide some sort of reference or information to support this) so she did the only thing that could help the stateRepublican Party by quitting. Go ahead and call her a quitter (OK, she's a Quitter!) she will be your next president (Incredibly unlikely) and will be successful in fixing the mess your messiah barack HUSSEIN obama George Bush (or did you forget the last 8 years?) has created. Hate her all you want, PALIN 2012 you sorry libs.
Fixed this for you.

Troll attempt = 1/10

Better luck next time, but do some research for facts first.
 
2010-01-01 04:48:26 PM
zippie26:... in fixing the mess your messiah barack HUSSEIN obama has created.

Libs:1

Fear-monger:0
 
2010-01-01 04:57:57 PM
Dellirium: zippie26: You libsextremists are pathetic. Why are you so afraid of Sarah.(NOT!) It was the libs who made her job impossible to do (Please provide some sort of reference or information to support this) so she did the only thing that could help the stateRepublican Party by quitting. Go ahead and call her a quitter (OK, she's a Quitter!) she will be your next president (Incredibly unlikely) and will be successful in fixing the mess your messiah barack HUSSEIN obama George Bush (or did you forget the last 8 years?) has created. Hate her all you want, PALIN 2012 you sorry libs.
Fixed this for you.

Troll attempt = 1/10

Better luck next time, but do some research for facts first.


Yea, you don't come off sounding any less crazy than him, but you do come off as more of a douche so congrats.
 
2010-01-01 05:02:19 PM
ZING
 
2010-01-01 05:06:52 PM
zippie26: Okay son, here's how it's done:

Oh come on subby, that was a low blow. Sarah really means well for the country, and plus, she's former mayor of Alaska, and she has international relations with Russia! I don't get why libs accuse us of being chauvinist sexists, and then as soon as we field a competenent and well-educated female candidate, you guys all just try and shoot her down and cut her up. She's a hockey mom, gun owner, and god fearing woman, you know, exactly the kind of person we need in office right now! What with Obama making healthcare insurance all socialist and going to pull outta Iran, I really think Sarah's gonna make it just in time to save the world in 2012!

/How'd I do?
 
2010-01-01 05:16:52 PM
scrapetv.com
 
2010-01-01 05:17:53 PM
El_Maestro: /How'd I do?

Better.
 
2010-01-01 05:18:47 PM
img156.imageshack.us
 
2010-01-01 05:24:27 PM
Bahahahaha, nice
 
2010-01-01 05:49:47 PM
barrashouse.com
Reclining badger.
 
2010-01-01 06:03:53 PM
Zabadu, I'm guessing that's college age Palin? Boy, she was a cutie back then. I wonder if that was taken with a Kodak disc camera?
 
2010-01-01 06:24:01 PM
While I generally feel this Palin obsession is a bit tired, I do have to say well played subby and thanks for the chuckle. +1
 
2010-01-01 06:32:44 PM
I'm about to have a cigarette, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...
 
2010-01-01 06:47:15 PM
British: I haven't had a cigarette since 2:30am last night.

I am 5463 days ahead of you. Hang in there Farker, and if you fall off the wagon get right back up and start over.

This will not be easy.

\\\ they say you are getting better when you lose track of your days.
 
2010-01-01 06:47:28 PM
zing
 
2010-01-01 06:56:54 PM
img683.imageshack.us

#1. Suck it, Libs.
 
2010-01-01 06:59:55 PM
haha. also in the process of quitting.. haven't had one since 1am on wednesday. not really because i wanted to, i loved smoking, but because i need to go for surgery and they refuse to cut me open until i quit for two months. on the plus side, though, when i woke up this morning i had energy like i never have before. also, i went for my run and did my normal 16km and didn't feel like my lungs were about to fall out when i finished. however, for some reason weight lifting seems to be a lot harder without cigarettes. thing that i thought was really strange though, was that after only a day without a cigarette i noticed the smoke smell on other smokers. thought it would take longer than that.
oh well. knew i had to quit eventually anyway.
 
2010-01-01 07:11:05 PM
I'm quietly amazed by anyone who doesn't think that Sarah Palin is a festering douchebucket.
 
2010-01-01 07:17:52 PM
fontcase: #1. Suck it, Libs.

Ah, Fontcase.. you "conservatives" will hitch your wagon to any retard. Good luck with Palin. Really. You'll need it.
 
2010-01-01 07:20:46 PM
TheSignPost: I'm quietly amazed by anyone who doesn't think that Sarah Palin is a festering douchebucket.

Wellll, I would go so far as to say festering. That's a little harsh.
 
2010-01-01 07:30:24 PM
i'm driving my life away: haha. also in the process of quitting..

Good luck!
 
2010-01-01 07:31:27 PM
fontcase: #1. Suck it, Libs.

Having a number one book does not qualify you for President.
 
2010-01-01 07:44:50 PM
z.about.com
 
2010-01-01 07:49:10 PM
Pollexabator: I'd rather use Nicotrel...

/hot like a burning cigarette


i LOL'd
 
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