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2010-01-01 12:09:27 PM
God you fat farks, go for a walk or something.
 
2010-01-01 12:10:07 PM
Myh finhgers are took fatg to hitr the keysd.
 
2010-01-01 12:10:34 PM
bestuff.com

Approves
 
2010-01-01 12:12:32 PM
The fact that there exists a Triple Baconator should give you your answer.
 
2010-01-01 12:14:11 PM
Quark_Quasar: Myh finhgers are took fatg to hitr the keysd.

tyuopionmg kisd hareds ewoirkj., I';m, toireds al;readsyu/.
 
2010-01-01 12:14:20 PM
labofedibles.files.wordpress.com

Reaching broom.
 
2010-01-01 12:15:51 PM
I found that now when I go on a diet I have to keep it secret. Before 2000 people were generally supportive. Now if I mention I am on a diet, everyone starts out with "you're doing it wrong" and "that will kill you". With everyone now a self professed expert and discouraging people from dieting for whatever reason I see why people are fatter.

// yes I am still fat
 
2010-01-01 12:16:00 PM
As a man who is 6 feet, 215 # I am obese. It always make me glad to see that our numbers are getting bigger, cause then there is less pressure on me to lose weight. I hate exercise and unless they find a way to burn calories while playing x box live, my weight is not going down.
 
2010-01-01 12:16:05 PM
I see your Dialing Wand and raise you a Comfort Wipe (new window)
 
2010-01-01 12:16:36 PM
mentally?
 
2010-01-01 12:16:37 PM
I know I am. But that's just because I quit taking every drug I could snort, smoke, or swallow.

Ahhh, college.
 
2010-01-01 12:20:45 PM
www.delawareonline.com
 
2010-01-01 12:20:52 PM
nucal: I see your Dialing Wand and raise you a Comfort Wipe (new window)

for when the time comes that those Dailing Wands and Comfort Wipes are no longer useful

Oversized Caskets (new window)
 
2010-01-01 12:22:12 PM
Ashtrey: I know I am. But that's just because I quit taking every drug I could snort, smoke, or swallow.

Ahhh, college.


I gained 20 pounds in the month after I quit smoking. Haven't lost that weight since. Honestly though - 20 pounds vs. smoker's cough and cold - I think I came out for the better.
 
2010-01-01 12:24:54 PM
In 2007, I lost 20 pounds (after losing another 20 in 2006), then gained 20 after my wedding. In 2008, I held steady. For Christmas, my husband got me Wii and Wii Fit, plus I got back into using sparkpeople.com (same username as here if you want to hit me up), so I'm starting 2009 out a pound less than my lowest weight in 2008. My new year's resolution is to be someone who *should* wear a bikini by Memorial Day, and then to maintain that weight. Go me!
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 12:26:22 PM
"Unclean! unclean! ten cubits and a span,
Keep from the wholesome touch of human-kind"

- 'The Quest of the Sangraal' by Robert Stephen Hawker (1864)
 
2010-01-01 12:26:46 PM
I have no idea why America is so fixated on weight as a society. It is really no important how much someone else weighs, nor is it any of your business. So what is Americans eat a ton, don't exercise? If you do, glad you enjoy that, but it is no reason to look down on those who don't.
 
2010-01-01 12:29:23 PM
zoombie: I have no idea why America is so fixated on weight as a society. It is really no important how much someone else weighs, nor is it any of your business. So what is Americans eat a ton, don't exercise? If you do, glad you enjoy that, but it is no reason to look down on those who don't.

You sound fat.
 
2010-01-01 12:30:16 PM
I gained 20 lbs just drinking a Venti Frapaccino w/ whipped cream every day for 2 months. Still workin' that shiat off.
 
2010-01-01 12:32:16 PM
Health insurance premiums should be based on BMI.
 
2010-01-01 12:32:48 PM
I'm in awful shape, but I was in awful shape in 2000. In 2005, I was in great shape. Perhaps there is no moral to this story. It's just a bunch of stuff that happened. But it certainly was a memorable few days.
 
2010-01-01 12:32:49 PM
Iron Chef Scottish: zoombie: I have no idea why America is so fixated on weight as a society. It is really no important how much someone else weighs, nor is it any of your business. So what is Americans eat a ton, don't exercise? If you do, glad you enjoy that, but it is no reason to look down on those who don't.

You sound fat.


I am from the south. We refer to that as healthy. At 215, I am always shocked when I go to Ca or Colorado and see how tiny people look. I should lose weight, but L4D2 and MW2 >Exercise. Plus, if it gets cold, I am always wearing a meat sweater to keep me warm.
 
2010-01-01 12:33:10 PM
Hey, Fatty! I gotta movie for ya. It's called "A Fridge Too Far!"
 
2010-01-01 12:33:12 PM
superbad.net
 
2010-01-01 12:33:58 PM
dd
 
2010-01-01 12:46:33 PM
nucal: I see your Dialing Wand and raise you a Comfort Wipe (new window)

holymotherofgod.... is that for real? I saw the little caption at the side that says it is, but... really?
 
2010-01-01 12:46:55 PM
Most people are like lab rats, they enjoy hitting the button to get a treat. If fast food places vanished, so would the thick waistlines. As long as people are going to be allowed to make poor choices on a regular basis, they are going to continue to make them. Most American adults are just overgrown children who will overindulge themselves and practice little restraint. Personally, I think they should put sterility drugs in fast food. The problem would sort itself out in a few decades.
 
2010-01-01 12:49:45 PM
Iron Chef Scottish

I'm amazed that's a real product
 
2010-01-01 12:49:48 PM
Obligatory This is why you're fat link. (new window)

/no, its not a sausage link.
 
2010-01-01 12:50:36 PM
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.



img.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-01 12:50:48 PM
I shake my scrubbing stick at this headline in an irascible manner.
 
2010-01-01 12:51:24 PM
zoombie [TotalFark] Quote 2010-01-01 12:32:49 PM
Iron Chef Scottish: zoombie: I have no idea why America is so fixated on weight as a society. It is really no important how much someone else weighs, nor is it any of your business. So what is Americans eat a ton, don't exercise? If you do, glad you enjoy that, but it is no reason to look down on those who don't.

You sound fat.

I am from the south. We refer to that as healthy. At 215, I am always shocked when I go to Ca or Colorado and see how tiny people look. I should lose weight, but L4D2 and MW2 >Exercise. Plus, if it gets cold, I am always wearing a meat sweater to keep me warm.


That's actually a "fat sweater". But whatever keeps you warm.
 
2010-01-01 12:51:46 PM
i635.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-01 12:52:35 PM
*Shakes stick at sweep_the_leg_johnny, also.*
 
2010-01-01 12:53:18 PM
bmihura: That's actually a "fat sweater". But whatever keeps you warm.

It's called my 'food baby'.
 
2010-01-01 12:57:06 PM
img2.pict.com

/Mine is a multi-tool
 
2010-01-01 01:08:10 PM
i151.photobucket.com

Hopefully quite a few of the dear old oxygen theives died out. We could use the extra parking.
 
2010-01-01 01:10:30 PM
The real question is what would Gene Masseth think about this?
 
2010-01-01 01:14:48 PM
If you do, glad you enjoy that, but it is no reason to look down on those who don't.

If the fat farking slobs get sick from choosing to be overweight pigs, in many cases my tax money will pay for it. Public health options should not cover voluntary ailments. A poor person breaks a leg, I won't like it but I'll chip in a buck or two to help. That same pauper gets VD from screwing crack whores or diabetes from eating junk food, he's on his own as far as I'm concerned.
 
2010-01-01 01:15:01 PM
mrapier: God you fat farks, go for a walk or something.

Stay away from the sharpies sweetheart.
 
2010-01-01 01:20:00 PM
I'm 10 years older than I was a decade ago, so I doubt that I got any healthier. Didn't get fat, though.
 
2010-01-01 01:22:14 PM
I was once on this herbal diet and lost 25 lbs in a month, I looked pretty good, but I came to the realization that I got more action being a little chubbier. More cushion for the pushin, maybe??
 
2010-01-01 01:32:44 PM
rev. dave: I found that now when I go on a diet I have to keep it secret. Before 2000 people were generally supportive. Now if I mention I am on a diet, everyone starts out with "you're doing it wrong" and "that will kill you". With everyone now a self professed expert and discouraging people from dieting for whatever reason I see why people are fatter.

// yes I am still fat


People have died from crash dieting, but you'd have to lack a lot of common sense to do that.

What I find annoying myself are other dieters offering advice, particularly in my extended family. I lost a bit of weight through exercise. And when they see me they offer their dieting advice, which hasn't even helped them.

/cool story
 
2010-01-01 01:35:37 PM
Vixen_Pot: I was once on this herbal diet and lost 25 lbs in a month, I looked pretty good, but I came to the realization that I got more action being a little chubbier. More cushion for the pushin, maybe??


MOM...


I am dissapoint.
 
SU
2010-01-01 01:37:21 PM
Most people aren't hugely obese, or rather, they don't overeat as much as you'd think. Which makes it all the more depressing to consider that cutting out a single cola per day and going for a 15 minute walk every morning while keeping everything else concerning their diet and activity levels at equilibrium would be enough to slowly decrease or at the very least maintain their weight level. Yet the obesity levels keep rising.
 
2010-01-01 01:40:43 PM
you sound fat - all of you.
 
2010-01-01 01:48:48 PM
People who think it's of no importance whether others are fat clearly avoid The Public.

Fat people regularly inconvenience everybody else. Whether it be public transportation and flying, waiting for the McFattington family to waddle across the street while you drum on your steering wheel, TRASHING places of business in any number of rude ways out of spite for a world they have trouble fitting in (pick up the crap your rascal knocks over, biatch--i'm looking at you, too, mom with stroller), holding up rollercoasters at amusement parks while they piss and moan that a harness's maximum setting for safe use is discriminatory (dads, you're just as irritating--no, your stupid 3 year old did NOT just get off the ride ten minutes ago, he's still too short, gtfo), and wasting perfectly good bandwidth on articles about the fat acceptance movement when it could've been used on porn or something.

People criticize you every time you start a diet because it's the FIFTEENTH FREAKIN TIME and they're tired of putting up with your cries for support that obviously had no positive effect on you the last fourteen times you 'dieted'. So yes, they're going to tell you that skipping breakfast, living off of slimfast, and secretly binging on little debbies at 2am won't farking work.

/hit 230 at 6'3" once
//educated himself and is very happy at 165
///so i'm allowed to call a fat fark a fat fark.
 
2010-01-01 01:49:40 PM
Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals.
 
2010-01-01 01:51:23 PM
Vixen_Pot: I was once on this herbal diet and lost 25 lbs in a month, I looked pretty good, but I came to the realization that I got more action being a little chubbier. More cushion for the pushin, maybe??

You sound seriously undernourished.

NTTAWWT.
 
2010-01-01 02:01:11 PM
Joshie: People who think it's of no importance whether others are fat clearly avoid The Public.

Fat people regularly inconvenience everybody else. Whether it be public transportation and flying, waiting for the McFattington family to waddle across the street while you drum on your steering wheel, TRASHING places of business in any number of rude ways out of spite for a world they have trouble fitting in (pick up the crap your rascal knocks over, biatch--i'm looking at you, too, mom with stroller), holding up rollercoasters at amusement parks while they piss and moan that a harness's maximum setting for safe use is discriminatory (dads, you're just as irritating--no, your stupid 3 year old did NOT just get off the ride ten minutes ago, he's still too short, gtfo), and wasting perfectly good bandwidth on articles about the fat acceptance movement when it could've been used on porn or something.

People criticize you every time you start a diet because it's the FIFTEENTH FREAKIN TIME and they're tired of putting up with your cries for support that obviously had no positive effect on you the last fourteen times you 'dieted'. So yes, they're going to tell you that skipping breakfast, living off of slimfast, and secretly binging on little debbies at 2am won't farking work.

/hit 230 at 6'3" once
//educated himself and is very happy at 165
///so i'm allowed to call a fat fark a fat fark.


THIS. I don't mind people walking slowly in front of me if I can walk around them. But when they take up the whole farking aisle this becomes somewhat difficult.
 
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