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(Examiner)   Psychic predictions for 2010 include Obama's assassination, Sarah Palin posing nude, and giant bats   (examiner.com ) divider line
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2010-01-01 07:15:38 AM  
She predicted the same thing in 2009. If I were Barack Obama, I'd start worrying when she stopped predicting that.
 
2010-01-01 07:35:08 AM  
I hope Sarah Palin poses nude.
 
2010-01-01 07:51:28 AM  

nirwana: I hope Sarah Palin poses nude.


With giant nude bats!
 
2010-01-01 08:12:58 AM  
That's redundent
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 09:05:55 AM  
While Fark posting guidelines discourage speculation about presidential assassination, I will come out in favor of Sarah Palin posing nude with giant bats.
 
2010-01-01 09:07:07 AM  
Sarah Palin posing nude with a giant bat?

I'd pay a dead President to see that. Even if Belladonna has done it already.
 
2010-01-01 10:41:55 AM  
Giant bats are kind of cool. I would hate to see our President harmed and I would rather stick an ice pick in my eye than see a picture of that annoying woman nude.
 
2010-01-01 10:42:38 AM  
After 2012 I hope Obama has a long, happy, retirement in Hawaii.
 
2010-01-01 10:42:40 AM  
I predict a nuclear explosion in a major indian city.
 
2010-01-01 10:44:14 AM  
these so-called psychics are either:
- good at observing patterns and making predictions (not psychic)
- really able to see the future

The ones who are the "real psychics" cannot be trusted and are generally dangerous to themselves and others.

// I do like to read predictions but I have to consider the source
 
2010-01-01 10:44:40 AM  
I believe Playboy will have a successful year if they can convince Sarah Palin to pose nude and then Miley Cyrus when she turns 18 this year.

I think Obama will have a character assassination with either becoming a Democratic puppet or the President who is finishing what Bush started, but I wonder if this has already happened.
 
2010-01-01 10:45:01 AM  
If Obama is assassinated, do you realize how many riots there would be? It would most likely be way worse than the civil rights riots of the 60s.

No, let us vote him out of office by a wide margin, so that everyone can say "well, we tried him, and we didn't like him."
 
2010-01-01 10:45:04 AM  
thepatriotaxe.com
 
2010-01-01 10:46:58 AM  
Find me a psychic who predicted that whole 9/11 thing. Then I might pay attention. Otherwise, these people need to STFU.
 
2010-01-01 10:48:49 AM  
Giant bats assasinate Obama,then find Sarah Palin
and rip her clothes off,ta dah!
 
2010-01-01 10:49:14 AM  
Here goes some of mine:

1. Yankees will come to regret the Melky Cabrera trade.
2. Cubs will not play in the World Series.
3. Republicans pick up a net of 28 seats in the House of Representatives and 3 in the Senate.
4. David Cameron will become the new PM of the UK in early May with a conservative majority of about 20 seats
5. Elton John will release a new album which will be critically panned.
6. Tiger Woods will go back to golfing around mid year.
 
2010-01-01 10:49:51 AM  
So a neked sarah palin and a horde of giants bat minions are going to assassinate obama?
Wow that is some prediction.
 
2010-01-01 10:51:42 AM  
Well, I suppose that's better than Obama posing nude, bat assasination, and giant Sarah Palin.
 
2010-01-01 10:52:54 AM  
I predict 95% of Farkers want to see an older woman with biggish tits naked. If it happens to be Palin, then politics be damned.
 
2010-01-01 10:52:57 AM  
Palin's slit? You guys want to see that? It probably looks 'tarded.
 
2010-01-01 10:55:59 AM  
Am i the only one that finds the lady who played sarah palin in "who's nailin Palin? kinda hot? I know she's skanky, but would switch teams...not really...maybe alittle.
 
2010-01-01 10:58:11 AM  
Giant bats, no thanks.
Obama Assassinated, giant no thanks! (two words, President Biden)
Palin Nude...
...
...
yes please, (and no I can't be the only one).

/With the eldest daughter? bonus.
 
2010-01-01 10:58:21 AM  

mikemoto: Here goes some of mine:

1. Yankees will come to regret the Melky Cabrera trade.


As a Braves fan, I'd love this. However, it won't happen, since Melky sucks.
 
2010-01-01 10:58:35 AM  
images.nextnewnetworks.com
 
2010-01-01 10:59:13 AM  
My prediction for 2010? The president will get assassinated. But the president of what?
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 10:59:17 AM  
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"

- Jay Leno
 
2010-01-01 11:00:18 AM  
Hmm, let's see what The Racism Bat has to say about this:

www.werc.usgs.gov

Our Sarah nekid with all my buds AND no more Obongo? Hellz yeah biatchez!
 
2010-01-01 11:00:38 AM  

cookiefleck: Am i the only one that finds the lady who played sarah palin in "who's nailin Palin? kinda hot? I know she's skanky, but would switch teams...not really...maybe alittle.


Lisa Ann.

37, certified hot.
 
2010-01-01 11:00:40 AM  

cookiefleck: Am i the only one that finds the lady who played sarah palin in "who's nailin Palin? kinda hot? I know she's skanky, but would switch teams...not really...maybe alittle.


You are not alone, my friend. Of course, I wouldn't have to turn in my team jersey, so easy for me to say.
 
2010-01-01 11:00:44 AM  

#2: "Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"

- Jay Leno


Wakka Wakka Wakka!
 
2010-01-01 11:01:07 AM  

PacManDreaming: nirwana: I hope Sarah Palin poses nude.

With giant nude bats!


And with her pron-star look-alike!

That would make for an interesting video, too.

If Sarah poses nude with Rosie O'Donnell, not so much.

/there are some places even gorgor fears to tread
 
2010-01-01 11:02:12 AM  

GhostWing: /there are some places even gorgor fears to tread


you invoked His name.... starting countdown now :)
 
2010-01-01 11:02:37 AM  
img199.imageshack.us

Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
 
2010-01-01 11:02:38 AM  
FTFA: Psychic heavyweight Sylvia Browne

No shiat. About 500 lbs. last time she was on Montel.
/and proven to be about as psychic as a hatrack
 
2010-01-01 11:03:27 AM  
I had a weird Wizard of Oz moment there when I read the headline...

Sarah with a greenish makeup on, cackling and telling her giant bats "Fly, my pretties, fly!" and they fly off after Dorothy-Obama and her brainless scarecrow friend, Biden.

/no, not done any drugs today
//why do you ask?
 
2010-01-01 11:04:00 AM  

cookiefleck: Am i the only one that finds the lady who played sarah palin in "who's nailin Palin? kinda hot? I know she's skanky, but would switch teams...not really...maybe alittle.


You are not alone, oh no.

And sometimes skanky is a good thing.

Especially when it cuddles next to kinky.
 
2010-01-01 11:04:38 AM  
Are giant bats that are nude spiffy?
 
2010-01-01 11:04:40 AM  

nirwana: I hope Sarah Palin poses nude.


That's spiffy.
 
2010-01-01 11:05:29 AM  
The odds of a presidential assassination ATTEMPT are pretty high. I'm not sure how many attempts there are with a significant chance of succeeding, but I'd bet it's non-zero in any given term. Psychics make these kind of predicitions all the time - and you can bet this one would take credit for a failed attempt.

Sarah posing nude wouldn't be particularly interesting since in the unlikely event it happened, it'd be 'tasteful' photos with her covering up all the interesting bits. I'd rather see her doing MILF porn videos - preferably M/F/F threeways.

Giant bats? It seems pretty unlikely there remain any large land animals undiscovered.

IF this psychic gets 3/3 this year, I'll immediately start taking psychic phenomenon seriously. I do not expect to have to change my world view.
 
2010-01-01 11:06:13 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Sarah Palin posing nude with a giant bat?


Palin nude with a Louisville Slugger? Niiiiiice.
 
2010-01-01 11:09:31 AM  

cookiefleck: Am i the only one that finds the lady who played sarah palin in "who's nailin Palin? kinda hot? I know she's skanky, but would switch teams...not really...maybe alittle.


You are now on my favorite list.
 
2010-01-01 11:10:00 AM  
I can see everything mentioned in that article happening. Seriously. Even the giant bats. We're due for a third world locale to be menaced by an unknown creature.
 
2010-01-01 11:14:23 AM  
www.twolia.com

The true value of Giant bats has been questioned in the past.
 
2010-01-01 11:16:32 AM  

Elektrohed: MBrady: If Obama is assassinated, do you realize how many riots there would be? It would most likely be way worse than the civil rights riots of the 60s.

That really is the way you guys think, isn't it? Obama is just some "black thing," and when the negroes get upset, violence goes down?

Well... yeah. Pretty much every racially-motivated social event I can think of in the States has been upset blacks commiting acts of violence when things aren't going their way.

Mind you, plenty of reasons, but simple organized civil disobediance seems to be the exception to the rule of, "we're offended, let's riot, destroy property, and steal from shop owners whether they've done anything to us or not".

I wasn't around in the days of open racisim with seperate schools, fountains, and sections of the bus so I can't really comment on whether violence was the only way back then.

 
2010-01-01 11:17:24 AM  
Damn it. Imagine there is a close italics tag in there just before the "Well... yeah."

/damn it.
 
2010-01-01 11:19:14 AM  
images.cheezburger.com

/same goes for the 'ability' to contact the dead, and the need to frequent alternative bookstores to buy unicorn-themed jewelry.
 
2010-01-01 11:20:43 AM  
i159.photobucket.com
 
2010-01-01 11:21:22 AM  
And psychics last year were saying the assassination would occur in October 2009.... whatever. I have never seen a POTUS deal with such shiat in the first year of his administration. Yes, Bush had 9/11, but that is not the same as this. Obama inherited a financial crisis and multiple wars yet we biatch and moan that he did not fix the universe in 10 months.

I thought I voted in a guy with a magic wand.
 
2010-01-01 11:23:12 AM  
We'll know that humanity is finally progressing when we have a new year without psychic predictions.
 
2010-01-01 11:26:53 AM  
"Sara Palin posing nude,"

Oddly interested.
 
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