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(WPXI) Weird Garfield man shot in left testicle. Odie humanity   (wpxi.com) divider line 64
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Atvar
2010-01-01 04:05:28 AM
I'm bumping this headline into the commented section so folks can glory in it. Nice work, submitter.
 
AZsid
2010-01-01 04:18:25 AM
The man shot in the left testicle and thigh was reported by police to have been bleeding profusely.

No...farking...shiat.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 04:20:46 AM
That takes balls.
 
Pope George Ringo
2010-01-01 04:24:33 AM
Poor guy. He needs to Guiteau of that town.
 
House of Tards
2010-01-01 05:02:08 AM
13.media.tumblr.com
 
steelpeg
2010-01-01 05:49:27 AM
Garfield man shot in left testicle. Odie humanity

Wow. Just wow. How the hell did you come up with that one?
Very nice jorb!
 
WFern
2010-01-01 06:12:22 AM
Who doesn't love Garfield? (might be NSFW)
 
tumba00 [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 08:43:20 AM
Nice one Subby
 
blazemongr
2010-01-01 08:51:25 AM
Oh, nut.
 
sleep lack
2010-01-01 08:51:37 AM
Headline of the year!

/getting in early.
 
luckyeddie
2010-01-01 08:52:09 AM
Early candidate for HotY, smitty.

Well played.
 
MrFi5ter
2010-01-01 08:53:16 AM
WFern: Who doesn't love Garfield? (might be NSFW)

I hope to God that is shooped. Also, who names their left testicle Garfield? Mine is named Marmaduke.
 
blazemongr
2010-01-01 08:54:51 AM
I don't get the headline. What does Odie Cleghorn have to do with President Garfield? They didn't even live at the same time.
 
Doctor Jan Itor
2010-01-01 08:57:16 AM
*golf clap*

I too love lasagna.
 
ga362
2010-01-01 08:58:02 AM
Think I'll go watch the parade on TV . . . with my legs crossed.

/damn that must have smarted.
 
santadog [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 08:59:59 AM
Garfield 1-2323
Garfield 1-2323
 
VelmaCruise
2010-01-01 09:00:26 AM
awkward.
 
muymanwell
2010-01-01 09:07:51 AM
booyah.org

/garfield (new window) thread?
 
scamp-dun-emer
2010-01-01 09:11:07 AM
Nice jorb, subby!

Only 12 months 'til HOTY ;-)
 
twp69
2010-01-01 09:29:33 AM
he will forever be known as uninut
 
assmasacre
2010-01-01 09:43:10 AM
Did anyone else mention that puns are the lowest form of humor, and the single biggest risk to Fark?
 
rjsjayhawk
2010-01-01 09:47:59 AM
i701.photobucket.com
 
rjsjayhawk
2010-01-01 09:49:18 AM
i701.photobucket.com
 
colinspooky [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 09:49:28 AM
blimey - shot right in the nermals
 
rjsjayhawk
2010-01-01 09:50:39 AM
i701.photobucket.com
 
chemrebel
2010-01-01 09:53:20 AM
Arlene is inconsolable...

/HotY race is off to a flying start this year...
//"Oh The Humanity" should just have its own category...
 
Kif_D
2010-01-01 09:53:22 AM
The Garfield Randomizer makes some funny on occasion

http://www.dougshaw.com/garfield.html
 
Kif_D
2010-01-01 09:58:15 AM
 
Masterstuff
2010-01-01 10:03:15 AM
I hate you so good, submitter. Bra-vo.

/+1 lite
//HotY candidate
 
Foxie299
2010-01-01 10:11:09 AM
muymanwell: /garfield (new window) thread?

No.

A Garfield slash thread isn't a good idea.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 10:21:04 AM
dtdstudios.com
 
Driver
2010-01-01 10:26:58 AM
I wonder if he'll be able to ride a bike faster now...
 
zeldapin
2010-01-01 10:41:28 AM
Loved it Subby!! First time in a long time that I've thought to myself 'where do they come up with these!'
 
Berz
2010-01-01 10:50:34 AM
yesspeaceface.homestead.com
 
Funk Brothers
2010-01-01 10:50:55 AM
I thought Garfield was already neutered and declawed by Liz.
 
FarkProudly
2010-01-01 10:50:59 AM
Being from Pittsburgh...I'm getting a kick...
/not surprised this happened in Garfield
//yes, it's that kinda place
 
in2it [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 11:01:23 AM
This is your brain (•)(•)

This is your brain (.)(°) on Garfield.

Well done subby, it should be on the HTOY list. Ö
 
turbotikigod
2010-01-01 11:44:06 AM
If I had the cash this would be on a t-shirt. Good job subby
 
06Wahoo
2010-01-01 11:48:43 AM
That headline just isn't Nermal, even for Fark.
 
JeanLucPicard
2010-01-01 11:49:11 AM
Is it caturday already?
 
reddot
2010-01-01 11:51:13 AM
NSFW http://tinyurl.com/ykegwjk
 
toejam
2010-01-01 11:57:49 AM
i36.tinypic.com

/old
 
douchebag/hater
2010-01-01 12:12:58 PM
Nice subby!

Drew and Mods? We had better see this headline in next year's contest.
 
bkennedy
2010-01-01 12:23:52 PM
booyah.org
 
testaclese
2010-01-01 12:29:19 PM
Awesome headline. And a fine thread. Would read again A++
 
mantrum
2010-01-01 12:43:57 PM
Jim Davis?
 
Lacerated Spleen
2010-01-01 12:47:03 PM
Nice, subby.
 
runnenat
2010-01-01 12:59:01 PM
This thread seems pretty nermal.



/hates spiders, raisins and mondays
 
JubJubDaBee
2010-01-01 01:08:50 PM
i141.photobucket.com

/approves
 
Teaser
2010-01-01 01:41:08 PM

Losing a testicle is no laughing matter.

2.bp.blogspot.com

 
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