Don't piss off something with a hairy butt.

Doesn't masturbation cause this?

I don't like where this thread is headed.

What a tarantula might look like:


What a Hairy Wall Clock might look like:



What Hairy Roderick might look like:


/word association google results FTFarkettsW

friedlinx: Doesn't masturbation cause this?

You fap to tarantulas?

Darbus: Don't piss off something with a hairy butt.

Keep your Turkish girlfriend happy

Link (new window)

Spider legs of a different sort.

/somebody had to do this
//happy to be of service

Yeah, try accidentally inhaling those hairs and getting them stuck in your lungs. It's a hoot.

Ugh, ditto with a dog that has recently been "groomed" with clippers. Those hair leavings get nasty sharp. And they work their way *into* your skin (has to do with how the hair is formed.)

I have a phobia about spiders of all sizes except for tarantulas. I think of them as furry little mammals, like an eight legged mouse.

there is a direct correlation between:

1. those who keep exotic pets such as snakes and spiders

2. sexual deviance

3. face, neck, and hand tattoos

4. atheism

luckyeddie: friedlinx: Doesn't masturbation cause this?

You fap to tarantulas?

I fap with tarantulas. There is a difference.

friedlinx: Doesn't masturbation cause this?

You masturbate your tarantula?

/not that there's anything

letrole: there is a direct correlation between:

1. those who keep exotic pets such as snakes and spiders

2. sexual deviance

3. face, neck, and hand tattoos

4. atheism

Sounds like my ideal woman!

SwiftFox: friedlinx: Doesn't masturbation cause this?

You masturbate your tarantula?

/not that there's anything

...left after the abrasiveness of the barbs/hair/spines?

Anodos: SwiftFox: friedlinx: Doesn't masturbation cause this?

You masturbate your tarantula?

/not that there's anything

...left after the abrasiveness of the barbs/hair/spines?

Go to doctor, say "Can you take the nasty pain away but leave me the swelling, please?"

letrole, source please?

Spider thread!



Aurric: letrole, source please?

Mysteries unlikely to be revealed in 2010:

*Whereabouts of Osama bin Laden
*How Starbucks' coffee manages to be both strong and flavourless
*Why people reply to someone whose user name is "The troll" Yes, yes, I know, he claims it's his surname (yeah, right.)

letrole = the troll, hooking fish again

creepy

Egalitarian: letrole = the troll, hooking fish again

My surname is Le Trôle.

"He sensed movement in the terrarium. He turned his head and found that the tarantula, which was in close proximity, had released 'a mist of hairs' which hit his eyes and face," the doctors wrote.

I hate when that happens.

Well...not always.

Egalitarian: letrole = the troll, hooking fish again

Seriously, that one's a bot. It posts the same hooks, and responds the EXACT SAME WAY every time it catches the words 'the troll' in a post.

weirdneighbour: I have a phobia about spiders of all sizes except for tarantulas. I think of them as furry little mammals, like an eight legged mouse.

New World tarantulas have these irritating, potentially blinding hairs. Old World tarantulas are bitey. What a choice!

I'll stick with normal, safe pets, such as cats, dogs, and emperor scorpions.

letrole 2010-01-01 07:26:29 AM

there is a direct correlation between:

1. those who keep exotic pets such as snakes and spiders

2. sexual deviance

3. face, neck, and hand tattoos

4. atheism

Awesome :) 2/4 for me. Does a mass amount of tattoos not on those 3 places count for something?
Owned 2 tarantulas - one of them had a bald spot on its butt from kicking hairs at my rather nosy dog. The hairs do suck if too many get on you, really itchy.
Also had 4 large snakes. I totally get the award here.

saabsnob31: I totally get the award here.

And what a proud young man you must be.

lukelightning: emperor scorpions

I used to have a tarantula. I'll admit I pretty much only had it to scare certain people. Before I got it I'd never realized how those suckers can jump. It was pretty cool, I guess.

...my surname is le trole....
Yawn

"We suggest that tarantula keepers be advised to routinely wear eye protection when handling step on these animals," the doctors said.

I like this better.

So he went down to the St. James Infirmary
His eyes were bloodshot red?

He's getting the verses out of order.

I'm pretty sure that if you have a pet tarantula, you are a creep. So maybe get rid of the spider, and you won't have to worry about this sort of thing.

Shvetz: I'm pretty sure that if you have a pet tarantula, you are a creep.

Good call.

There is a direct correlation between:
1. those who keep exotic pets such as snakes and spiders
2. sexual deviance
3. face, neck, and hand tattoos
4. atheism
5. being a creep

uh...

1. two dogs, two cats
2. doggy style isn't deviant
2. no tattoos
4. yep, atheist

I break your correlation.

I came for the picture of Clocky and the flashing spider... can leave satisfied... er... I mean disturbed.

Watched the Dakota Fanning "Charlotte's Web" with my kid the other day. fark that was disturbing.

PsyLord: I came for the picture of Clocky and the flashing spider... can leave satisfied... er... I mean disturbed.

Those two things were the reasons I almost didn't click in this thread. At least no one has posted the spider clock pic with the clock removed...

/lives in the country, where spiders are frequent house guests
//hates those creepy wolf spiders -- those things get as big as tarantulas

In case three or four people still haven't seen this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU

ladylaurel18: uh...

1. two dogs, two cats
2. doggy style isn't deviant
2. no tattoos
4. yep, atheist

I break your correlation.

"I break your correlation,I break it all up!"

/sorry, couldn't resist

Cappalotti:

Without Fark, I never would have known that the Uncanny Valley also applies to hideous spider/rodent hybrids.