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logieal [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 09:20:50 PM
What you did there.... I see it.
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 09:28:57 PM
Your mother and I will turn out the light.
 
bugenhagen
2009-12-31 09:39:27 PM
I submitted this with a better headline
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 10:09:59 PM
Screw Illinois, HAPPY NEW YEARS ALL OF YOU OKLAHOMA FARKERS!
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 10:48:24 PM
basemetal: Screw Illinois, HAPPY NEW YEARS ALL OF YOU OKLAHOMA FARKERS!

Screw Oklahoma, HAPPY NEW YEARS ALL OF YOU ILLINOIS FARKERS!

/sooner or later, you will realize your error
 
syrynxx [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 11:10:59 PM
I have worked in Springfield, IL for the glorious government of our great state. Facts to know about Springfield, IL:
-You are not permitted to leave until you eat a horseshoe, which is an open-face sandwich with your choice of 'meat', covered in fries and smothered with a cheese-like goo. Every restaurant serves these, except the middle-east one south of the courthouse. I ate there a lot.
-The Lincoln Museum is really nice. You should check it out.
-The terror threat level is orange.
 
Christi
2009-12-31 11:12:52 PM
Haha. Happy New Year, Farkers.
 
schief2 [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 11:32:42 PM
Screw Springfield IL. CST shoulda gotten rung in with a headline for the most rootin'-est, tootin'-est, redneck-and-meth-labbin'-est Springfield of them all - Springfield MO.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 11:40:01 PM
The English Major: /sooner or later, you will realize your error

Nah, I'll be getting green arrows all day.
 
The English Major [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 12:02:03 AM
basemetal: The English Major: /sooner or later, you will realize your error

Nah, I'll be getting green arrows all day.

Curse your impeccable logic!

/and a Happy New Year to you, basemetal
 
Ras-Algethi [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 12:04:26 AM
The English Major: basemetal: Screw Illinois, HAPPY NEW YEARS ALL OF YOU OKLAHOMA FARKERS!

Screw Oklahoma, HAPPY NEW YEARS ALL OF YOU ILLINOIS FARKERS!

/sooner or later, you will realize your error

Screw all y'all. Happy New Years All You Texas Farkers!
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 12:11:56 AM
Good night ILLINOIS, it was good
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 12:16:10 AM
Honk honk
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 12:42:51 AM
Happy New Year, all you Central Time Zone people!
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 12:49:13 AM
The English Major: basemetal: The English Major: /sooner or later, you will realize your error

Nah, I'll be getting green arrows all day.

Curse your impeccable logic!

/and a Happy New Year to you, basemetal

And right back at you.
 
PainInTheASP [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 01:00:36 AM
Happy New Year, Farkers.
 
CravenMorehead
2010-01-01 01:00:46 AM
Happy New Year! Now get off my lawn so I can go to bed.
 
syrynxx [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 01:01:16 AM
I never did like 2009. It never sounded quite right.
 
fotbr
2010-01-01 01:01:46 AM
Screw Oklahoma and Illinois. Happy New Year Springfield Missouri!
 
aarond12
2010-01-01 01:02:23 AM
Happy Nude Year fellow Texas motherfarkers!
 
silky76
2010-01-01 01:02:29 AM
Happy binary day!
 
Thresher
2010-01-01 01:02:31 AM
Happy New Years TEXAS! Here's some snow tires for ya!!
tiresformyride.com
 
johnz16
2010-01-01 01:02:36 AM
Happy New Year Chicago!

/whatever.
 
Panty Sniffer
2010-01-01 01:03:48 AM
And I hear the gunfire... Not in Springfield. Next to west side Chicago. Also syrynxx I've heard of those horseshoe sandwiches and they sound delicious.
 
1olman
2010-01-01 01:04:27 AM
Welcome to the teens!

/ooh that sounds wrong...
//tweens? no uhoh worse mebbe
 
MicroE
2010-01-01 01:04:27 AM
Hmm, I wonder if they realize these are all about cities named Springfield?
 
Ras-Algethi [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 01:04:27 AM
Ah, feel all the central time zone love! Home of corn, the bread basket and tornado alley! What's not to love about CST?
 
GoSurfing
2010-01-01 01:04:29 AM
But Springfield Florida and Springfield Illinois are the SAME time zone. Central Standard Time.
 
Panty Sniffer
2010-01-01 01:05:18 AM
GoSurfing: But Springfield Florida and Springfield Illinois are the SAME time zone. Central Standard Time.

What?
 
Bizarro Ninja
2010-01-01 01:06:46 AM
As a resident of Springfield MO, I'd like to say being sick on new years sucks
 
Panty Sniffer
2010-01-01 01:06:47 AM
Panty Sniffer: GoSurfing: But Springfield Florida and Springfield Illinois are the SAME time zone. Central Standard Time.

What?

Heh. It is. I had no idea part of the panhandle was CST.
 
GoSurfing
2010-01-01 01:06:57 AM
I'll say it again, Springfield, Florida is in the Central Time zone believe it or not. It is. The state has two different time zones.
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 01:07:03 AM
Happy New Year from the greatest state one of the states in the union!
 
illegalitygirl
2010-01-01 01:07:09 AM
Springfield, IL? THAT'S US!!! Happy New Year, and the horseshoes ARE delicious!!
 
Ricket
2010-01-01 01:07:09 AM
Happy New Year Shelbyville, Indiana!?!
 
1olman
2010-01-01 01:07:22 AM
GoSurfing: Don't bogart that m' fren
 
moriarty23
2010-01-01 01:08:03 AM
I wonder what would happen if you tide a sock around Dick Clark's waist.
 
Eddie T. Head
2010-01-01 01:08:18 AM
Panty Sniffer: GoSurfing: But Springfield Florida and Springfield Illinois are the SAME time zone. Central Standard Time.

What?

Ha!
 
phreaknes [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 01:08:30 AM
syrynxx: I have worked in Springfield, IL for the glorious government of our great state. Facts to know about Springfield, IL:
-You are not permitted to leave until you eat a horseshoe, which is an open-face sandwich with your choice of 'meat', covered in fries and smothered with a cheese-like goo. Every restaurant serves these, except the middle-east one south of the courthouse. I ate there a lot.
-The Lincoln Museum is really nice. You should check it out.
-The terror threat level is orange.

Gawd the crimes against humanity I would commit to have a good horseshoe right now, Thanks for the memories..

\ Springfield, Ill my home town
\\ may still make horseshoes for dinner
\\\ In springfield it's not what you know NOR who you know, but its how you're sleeping with at the state.
\\\\ slashie goodness.
 
tukatz [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 01:08:51 AM
Happy New Year to everyone!


Wisconsin... 12:01 January 1st.... the sound of shotgun blasts and leftover M-80s. Woo..... (They will stop by 12:15. It's too frickin cold out for their redneck shenanigans.)
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 01:09:51 AM
Bizarro Ninja: As a resident of Springfield MO, I'd like to say being sick on new years sucks

Yes it farking does. Happy New Years...cough cough cough..!
 
moriarty23
2010-01-01 01:10:21 AM
To the Newmanium!
 
muck4doo
2010-01-01 01:10:22 AM
Happy New Years Montgomery Wards!
 
bugmn99
2010-01-01 01:10:30 AM
Does anyone even live in the Central Time Zone?
 
DrumCorpsAlum
2010-01-01 01:10:33 AM
Did we miss Спрингфилд, Россия already?
 
pippi longstocking
2010-01-01 01:11:47 AM
I hope this will be my last, the boredom and pain are just too much.
 
Chulainn
2010-01-01 01:11:48 AM
Happy new years (plus an hour and 11 minutes) Cinnaminson, New Jersey Farkers!
 
TheRaven7
2010-01-01 01:12:05 AM
COULD SOMEBODY BOTHER WISHING A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T GET IT, PLEASE?
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2010-01-01 01:12:08 AM
bugmn99: Does anyone even live in the Central Time Zone?

Pennsyltucky just had to represent?
 
Panty Sniffer
2010-01-01 01:12:29 AM
bugmn99: Does anyone even live in the Central Time Zone?

Only the residents of Springfield, Florida.
 
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