Drew lives in Frankfort? What a faggy place to live in.

You have been drinking your whiskey from Kentucky.

golfclapped the headline.

That which thou hast done hath been seen by myne eyes.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Ye Olde Haedline Of The Year Candidate The First

/Huzzah!

Huzzah!

/almost 2010 here

Am I too early to nominate the Fark Headline of the Year 2010?


/Damn, I am, by five minutes in my time zone.

Ye olde lolle catts.

studebaker hoch: Ye olde lolle catts.

Doth you speak of the felines felicious?

The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret

Thought advertising was bad NOW... no wonder it was hard to

sell and get going with so much advertising and so little news.

I seem to remember enjoying the 'Bosoms' threads back then.
Kept well clear of the 'Pizzles' ones though.


/flafhief

Comsamvimes: The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret

If they had a couple more issues of the A-M Times, I think they would have gotten to "The truth shall make ye fart."

Hopefully The Times will survive Murdoch.

aearra: Hopefully The Times will survive Murdoch.

Time-Warner seems to have survived Turner, who is Murdoch-center-left... so it's likely enough. If any newspaper were to survive the ongoing papyrocaust as advertising revenues dry up, I'd imagine it'd be one with the "cred" of that kind of history.

rackrent: It's properly referred to as The Times, or if you must, The Times of London. Never the "London Times."

You may want to get that thing removed from whatever orifice it is stuck into.

It'f not newf, it'f fark.comme.

Did he also have His Modaeratores constantly greenlight Crappe and Passeth it off as Ye News?

/ye hypocrisye
//i can smelleth it

The library at Rutgers University has the full archives of the Times on microfilm back to 1785. It was interesting reading things like George Washington's obituary. I was researching some events from the 1820s and was amused to see that the front page of every edition of the Times consisted of nothing but classified ads, and that the news didn't begin until page two.

jimpoz: The library at Rutgers University has the full archives of the Times on microfilm back to 1785. It was interesting reading things like George Washington's obituary. I was researching some events from the 1820s and was amused to see that the front page of every edition of the Times consisted of nothing but classified ads, and that the news didn't begin until page two.

"Ðe Olde Eating Habbites For Gayning Weyghit Wið ðe Consumpshun"
"Finanse Ye Agin Your Hommes In Cowntiez Disstant and Varyed"

I giveth thy goodman subby 1 olde internet.

/1.0 that is