Don't ask, don't tell.

This article reminds me of when Homer mooned for rebuttal.

see no evil...SEE NO EVIL!

actually i dun care, but streaking the desert? imagine if a sandstorm blew in at that moment!

What's wrong with being sexy?

Man, where were commanders with this kind of sense of humor when I was stationed there??? All we got were asshats obsessed with making sure all the cigarette butts were picked up....

/whine

"No Sir, I was NOT streaking... We were filming a new commercial for Nike combat boots.. yeah, yeah, that's the ticket..."

Hell, that's not stupid. If he had fun, that's fine. He also doesn't have to go to war. Wee! Now that's a bonus.

OMG, Microbob, that guy looks like Rowan Atkinson


Classic Mr. Bean.

I think he just wanted to show the Iraqi's his weapon of mass destruction.

They've already made a GI JOe action figure in his honor:
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quote:
Final action will be taken after the officers have been offered a chance to give a rebuttal.

*childish snicker*

"Webster declined to comment through a spokesman."

I don't comment through spokesmen either... They tend to screw up what you say when you are shaking your member at them.

Who exactly is stupid here, the idiot whos been booted out or the people booting him out.

The fact is that US soldiers have a duty to act like dickhead simpletons, observe:

The British speech (Lt.Col Tim Collins) "If you are ferocious in battle, remember to be magnanimous in victory. We go to liberate, not to conquer. We are entering Iraq to free a people, and the only flag that will be flown in that ancient land is their own. Don't treat them as refugees, for they are in their own country. If there are casualties of war, then remember, when they woke up and got dressed in the morning they did not plan to die this day. Allow them dignity in death. Bury them properly and mark their graves. You will be shunned unless your conduct is of the highest, for your deeds will follow you down history. Iraq is steeped in history. It is the site of the Garden of Eden, of the Great Flood and the birth of Abraham. Tread lightly there."

The US speech (Vice Admiral Timothy Keating) "When the president says 'Go', look out - it's hammer time" (followed by We Will Rock You at high volume)

So how can I turn this thread into one about how the war is about oil, but that's OK with me?

/that work?

Well, he should be ashamed because as a leader, he should be setting an example for all the young 'uns over thar, but these guys need to blow off steam somehow.

This was a better way to do that than throwing grenades in his fellow soldiers' tent.

All of Fark has become war debate central. TotalFark is pummeled every time CNN changes it's headlines. This is getting annoying. Where da boobies at?

Weeners

Final action will be taken after the officers have been offered a chance to give a rebuttal.

Rebuttal? Does that mean he gets to streak again?

yes--

re=again
butt=show your butt
al=all of that butt

so he gets to streak again!

*Still laughing at FLA Chickie

And having driven around Raleigh Durham International Airport a few days ago, I can see why he went insane and started running around nude.

(Yes, I know he is in Texas, but the insanity follows)

Sharksandwich: What's wrong with being sexist? With a name like that, I'd have thought you knew.

Well, I guess there is a commission open for any weekend warriors who want to apply.

Never having run naked very fast before, does it hurt? I mean don't the wongdongers crash against your thighs?

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine..."

"This is my rifle, this if my gun. This one is for fighting, this one for wiggling it in front of MPs."

Ahh The Natty Guard

SpaceCase..
I agree with you,I'm ex military British Army, the whole set up these days is crazy. The top brass is so concerned about public image, their career's, for Christ sakes let's have some more like this man who can show some spirit, instead of being just a number.
Whine over,going back to watch cricket.

he said cricket.

Yes, cricket dear boy, wonderful game don't you know.

Well, he apparently learned from Klinger that you can't get booted just for wearing women's clothing...

Probably "Hashers" (nope, not druggies). Too much crap to explain, but it's basically a running club that involves drinking and ridiculous stunts.

Could it it have been Klinger?