Marijuana?

I was thinking Gene Masseth would be a good name for a new baby boy

/too soon?

FTFA: And they named me Starship after the band."

Oh God, now I have "We Built This City" stuck in my head.

MONSTERTRUCK: I was thinking Gene Masseth would be a good name for a new baby boy
/too soon?

Oh, don't do that. That's one of those 'joke' names, kid will hate you. You have to say it just right, but kids are cruel.

I think we should take a lesson from the Native Americans and name our kids after things that are in view. Binaca iPod Jorsett has a nice ring to it.

Foxxinnia: FTFA: And they named me Starship after the band."

Oh God, now I have "We Built This City" stuck in my head.

well i didn't until you mentioned it.

Bob Geldof won the Stupid Celebrity Baby Naming contest 25 years ago. His daughter's name? Fifi Trixibelle.
(FWIW, his other two children are Peaches and Pixie.)

Geldof's wife also ended up having a child with the late Michael Hutchence? That lucky baby's name?
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Yates-Hutchence

Local Girl makes good......Beloit Wi. Shout Out!

McManus_brothers: Also, I want to give my son the middle name "Danger" but the old lady says this is a no-go.

I have a friend whose son's real name is Jake Danger (First and middle names)

Foxxinnia: Oh God, now I have "We Built This City" stuck in my head.

Out of rock and rooooOOOOOLLLLL!

It's contagious.

Foxxinnia: FTFA: And they named me Starship after the band."

Oh God, now I have "We Built This City" stuck in my head.

F*ck you.

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radiooooooooooooo

/If I'm still singing this in a hour, I'm going to find you and kick your a$$.

MONSTERTRUCK: I was thinking Gene Masseth would be a good name for a new baby boy

/too soon?

Oh, I don't think so.

No comment on Rob Morrow's wife's name?

/seed doesn't fall far from the tree, etc.

Marijuana could smoke me.

Foxxinnia: FTFA: And they named me Starship after the band."

Oh God, now I have "We Built This City" stuck in my head.

Thanks. You bastard, for sticking it in my head too.

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Crystal Sunshine Turpin Lemons...

Hey, that's my cats name!

Why? What'd she name her kid?

Misty Meadows. Very nice girl, I knew her in middle school.

My child will be named "Big Mclargehuge". Or "Dennis" if a boy.

I once knew a girl named Misty Cummings. Last I heard she lives somewhere in California and works in the movie industry.

Parents, please don't name your girls anything that can be used as a stripper/porn actress name. The temptation to drop out of high school and be a "celebrity" is already too great.

I have a cat named Pumpkin Pi R², but I don't think I would inflict it on a kid!!

I once had a client whose last name was Frankenberry. No wacky first name could ever outshine that it my book.


/cool story...

spi13: Local Girl makes good......Beloit Wi. Shout Out!

Someone should name their daughter this ("Local Girl"), that way, when she is the subject of the inevitable newsstory, you guys and gals can spend *hours* trying to figure out what her name is.

/Oh, yeah. You should go there.
//Not me, though.

Johnny Cash approves of those names.

"My name is Sue. How do you do?"

*Still farking singing*

We built, we built this city ...
we built, we built this city ...
we built, we built this city on rock and rolllllllllllllllll.

I hate you, Foxxinnia

I wanted to name my kid Leopard Fencepost... but the wife had reservations.
/Zoe
//Griffin
worked!

1lastcall: *Still farking singing*

We built, we built this city ...
we built, we built this city ...
we built, we built this city on rock and rolllllllllllllllll.

I hate you, Foxxinnia

listen to nina hagen, she'll get that outta your head. works for me :)

My real name is Thresher (named after a shark) and my sister is named Martelle (named after a king) so yeah, weird names are pretty normal around this family.

Local kid I grew up with was named Brock Spears... his middle name? Lee, of course.

Let us not forget former replacement postal worker Orange Jell Beechum, forever memorialized by a Supreme Court case.

How do you think people came up with names in the first place? They just made them up. Let people name kids whatever the hell they want. It is mildly annoying when people use traditional names with non traditional spellings...if you want a traditional name, just use it, but really, whatever.

And Crystal is a fairly common name.

1lastcall: *Still farking singing*

We built, we built this city ...
we built, we built this city ...
we built, we built this city on rock and rolllllllllllllllll.

I hate you, Foxxinnia

BTW
My first concert was jefferson airplane

My uncle and his wife are named Bob and Sue Johnson. Yep, don't get much plainer than that. AND they live in Maryland.

My sister, however, decided she must name her children Kyle, Connor, Cullen, Ashlyn and Kennan. I think it's because she grew up being named Amy.

Talulah Does The Hula From Hawaii?

I'm smoking marijuana and drinking Pepsi so I'm getting a kick. Damn I'm thirsty!

cryinoutloud: MONSTERTRUCK: I was thinking Gene Masseth would be a good name for a new baby boy
/too soon?

Oh, don't do that. That's one of those 'joke' names, kid will hate you. You have to say it just right, but kids are cruel.


Just stop. It was stupid in the last thread, it's twice as stupid now.

Another bad name to give your daughter- Candice.


It can be shortened to Candy, which makes being a stripper pretty much inevitable.

Several of my 1970s classmates named their daughters Rhiannon (the Fleetwood Mac song). Each parent thought they were highly original.

kennydra: And Crystal is a fairly common name.

What about Khrihzhtujoshuahl? (the joshua is silent)

Went to high school with April Showers.

Then met a guy named John Wayne who worked for Atlanta Gaslight. His daughters were Amanda Lynn and Claire Annette.

/ugh

I got two...

My buddy Mike Juras named his son 'Dane'.

We had twins go through the school 8 years ago named (pronounced) or-on-jalo and le-mon-jalo, spelled Orangejello and Lemonjello.

True stories.