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(Oregon Live) Interesting A deckhand who starred in "Deadliest Catch" wanted for bank robberies. How shellfish of him   (oregonlive.com) divider line 80
More: Interesting, bank robbery, Eugene Police DepartmentJoshua WarnerA, Oregon Coast, Washington Mutual, Eugene, Discovery Channel, meth labs, bank branches  
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MONSTERTRUCK
2009-12-31 03:23:22 PM
He's gonna catch a case of crabs when they finally catch him.
 
Fear_and_Loathing [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 03:52:32 PM
Bubba wants to know how much bait is in his crab pot!
 
MONSTERTRUCK
2009-12-31 03:58:36 PM
The boys were always yelling at him for improperly tossing the salad in the galley. That's why he left the show.
 
nirwana
2009-12-31 05:17:22 PM
I hope to cod they catch him.
 
S10Calade
2009-12-31 05:20:48 PM
Well it does sound like the it's just a matter of time before he's snared in their net.
 
spyderqueen
2009-12-31 05:21:13 PM
Oh, he was that little biatch who kept whining to Captain Keith. I can't even say I'm surprised by this now.
 
namegoeshere [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 05:21:27 PM
The show will flounder next season without him.
 
studebaker hoch
2009-12-31 05:21:47 PM
That whole industry is nothing but meth heads.

When they're not fishing they work construction.

/go go go...
 
Vixen_Pot
2009-12-31 05:21:49 PM
That right thigh tattoo is going to be manly sexy when the turd finally gets caught!
 
Feltonl
2009-12-31 05:22:17 PM
was he the one they made take down the pic of his girlfriend
 
mortimer_ford
2009-12-31 05:22:29 PM
From greenhorn to greenhole.
 
studebaker hoch
2009-12-31 05:23:01 PM
spyderqueen

Oh, he was that little biatch who kept whining to Captain Keith.

Oh man, I remember that embarrassing episode.

/at least try dude.
 
House of Tards
2009-12-31 05:26:05 PM
A news release said that Joshua Tel Warner, a 23-year-old from Oakridge, may have fled to the East Coast, Canada or Mexico.

Well that narrows it down....
 
DaBishop
2009-12-31 05:30:19 PM
Oh, that whiney biatch? Good.

Suck it up, Nancy; your home hole ain't that frikken important.
 
SuperDuper28
2009-12-31 05:30:20 PM
When asked why he said he did it for the Halibut.
 
jennyz
2009-12-31 05:30:42 PM
Captain Keith can't catch a freakin' break. Last season was harsh, I hope it didn't carry over to this season.
 
Cold1s
2009-12-31 05:31:24 PM
FTA: Before working in Alaska, Warner fished for Dungeness crab on the Oregon Coast and was a fighter,
What level, I wonder.
 
CapitolG
2009-12-31 05:32:57 PM
Cold1s: FTA: Before working in Alaska, Warner fished for Dungeness crab on the Oregon Coast and was a fighter,
What level, I wonder.

Not very high, he changed classes to Theif.
 
MBooda
2009-12-31 05:33:15 PM
Feltonl: was he the one they made take down the pic of his girlfriend

Which pic? Was it a clam shot?
 
texastag
2009-12-31 05:33:36 PM
Looks like someone is gonna swab the poop deck!
 
MONSTERTRUCK
2009-12-31 05:34:37 PM
He'll just clam up when they catch him
 
ptelg
2009-12-31 05:36:18 PM
They'll just set a line of traps. But it's unlikely he'll escape the heat.
 
davidphogan
2009-12-31 05:37:33 PM
spyderqueen: Oh, he was that little biatch who kept whining to Captain Keith. I can't even say I'm surprised by this now.

That makes sense. I couldn't place who he was until I saw this.
 
myinternetname
2009-12-31 05:38:39 PM
I let the voice of Mike Rowe read that story to me in my head.
 
burgle23
2009-12-31 05:42:31 PM
SuperDuper28: When asked why he said he did it for the Halibut.

*shakes tiny fin*
 
Wittenberg Dropout
2009-12-31 05:44:02 PM
I heard that his antisocial behavior stemmed from his aberrant wet dreams.

/thank you kip addotta
 
burgle23
2009-12-31 05:44:45 PM
myinternetname: I let the voice of Mike Rowe read that story to me in my head.

WTF does "hoom dee yadda" mean, anyway?
/hoom dee yadda hoom dee yadda
 
T.rex
2009-12-31 05:46:07 PM
He was a little p*.

He quit like 3 times, one of the times citing that it was because his brother was in Iraq. Finally, they just fired his ass.

I'd think i'd rather work on a crab boat than rob a bank. The money's probably better too.
 
rmz
2009-12-31 05:46:57 PM
Before working in Alaska, Warner fished for Dungeness crab on the Oregon Coast and was a fighter,

Boats + fighting?

1.bp.blogspot.com

/got nothing, really.
 
nastro
2009-12-31 05:56:40 PM
Yeah, this guy was a lazy bastard.
 
Bigman397
2009-12-31 05:57:05 PM
ftfa: "Eugene police said Warner, who is 6-foot-1, weighs 185 to 195 pounds and has a tattoo on his right thigh, is suspected in the Oct. 19, 2007 robbery of a Washington Mutual branch at 2840 Willamette St. They've also linked him to two robberies this year of the Pacific Continental bank branch at 1450 High St. on April 3 and August 28."

He went on a nationally televised show with a bank robbery under his belt, and then had the balls to rob a couple more?

Wow, that is amazing.
 
prickle27
2009-12-31 05:58:18 PM
I would of bet real money that they were talking about Matt from the Northwestern.
 
girljen
2009-12-31 06:01:12 PM
Crime: For when you're too much of a lazy, whiny biatch to do real work.
 
Weaps [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 06:03:25 PM
burgle23: myinternetname: I let the voice of Mike Rowe read that story to me in my head.

WTF does "hoom dee yadda" mean, anyway?
/hoom dee yadda hoom dee yadda

That's Boom dee yadda motherfarker.

And don't mess with Mike Rowe. He makes enough of a mess as it is.

/dirty, dirty jobs. Boom dee yadda
 
orange storm [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 06:09:47 PM
A news release said that Joshua Tel Warner, a 23-year-old from Oakridge, may have fled to the East Coast, Canada or Mexico.

We are pretty sure he is somewhere on the planet Earth. The cops should play Where in the World is Joshua Warner.
 
Fark Dupp
2009-12-31 06:18:53 PM
The rumor is he's a Pisces working for scale.
 
Excen
2009-12-31 06:35:56 PM
prickle27: I would of bet real money that they were talking about Matt from the Northwestern.

You know, that was my first thought as well.

/Although contract killing would be more up his alley, now that I think about it
 
Excen
2009-12-31 06:38:03 PM
grammar errors aside
 
eggi541
2009-12-31 06:44:44 PM
From the article, surprised there isn't any mention that the suspect might flee to Alaska... Probably on Kodiak Island right about now.
 
FlukeBoy
2009-12-31 06:47:16 PM
they caught him (^)

FTFA "Eugene police said this afternoon that Joshua Tel Warner was taken into custody in East Peoria, Ill., earlier today.

Melinda Kletzok, public information director, said Tel Warner is being held at the Tazewell Jail in Illinois."

uh-oh.
 
FlukeBoy
2009-12-31 06:51:16 PM
CapitolG: Cold1s: FTA: Before working in Alaska, Warner fished for Dungeness crab on the Oregon Coast and was a fighter,
What level, I wonder.

Not very high, he changed classes to Theif.

well played enough to not mind the typo.
bravo.
 
Forbidden Doughnut
2009-12-31 06:51:22 PM
CapitolG: Cold1s: FTA: Before working in Alaska, Warner fished for Dungeness crab on the Oregon Coast and was a fighter,
What level, I wonder.

Not very high, he changed classes to Theif.

I guessing his alignment is CN or CE...

/ Still prefer the old school D&D alignment system.
 
FlukeBoy
2009-12-31 06:52:31 PM
+100 experience points to CapitolG
 
mortimer_ford
2009-12-31 07:01:07 PM
FlukeBoy: they caught him (^)

FTFA "Eugene police said this afternoon that Joshua Tel Warner was taken into custody in East Peoria, Ill., earlier today.

Melinda Kletzok, public information director, said Tel Warner is being held at the Tazewell Jail in Illinois."

uh-oh.

Lole
 
burgle23
2009-12-31 07:05:44 PM
Weaps: burgle23: myinternetname: I let the voice of Mike Rowe read that story to me in my head.

WTF does "hoom dee yadda" mean, anyway?
/hoom dee yadda hoom dee yadda

That's Boom dee yadda motherfarker.

And don't mess with Mike Rowe. He makes enough of a mess as it is.

/dirty, dirty jobs. Boom dee yadda

Ok, so WTF does "boom de yada" mean then?
The wiki just walks step-by-step thru the song and commercial.
/I love a-rach-i-nids
 
orange storm [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 07:14:48 PM
FlukeBoy: they caught him (^)

FTFA "Eugene police said this afternoon that Joshua Tel Warner was taken into custody in East Peoria, Ill., earlier today.

Melinda Kletzok, public information director, said Tel Warner is being held at the Tazewell Jail in Illinois."

uh-oh.
"What an incredibly stupid thing to do to commit a bank robbery then go on a national TV show and make a spectacle of yourself and then come home and commit two more bank robberies," Donaca said. "He should be on the 'Dumbest Criminal' show."
blog.syracuse.com
 
ByOwlLight [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 07:15:53 PM
Ha! I never would have thought that guy had the balls to even jaywalk, let alone rob a bank.

/My first thought was also "Uh-oh, what'd Matt do now..."
 
ronnie2bucks
2009-12-31 07:27:33 PM
jennyz: Captain Keith can't catch a freakin' break. Last season was harsh, I hope it didn't carry over to this season.

Yup. When he broke down after the rogue wave smashed a couple of his guys - man, that was tough to watch.

We need a Deadliest Catch viewing thread when the new season starts.

/I figured it was Matt, too.
//wasn't he arrested on the show already?
///slashies
 
The Good Logins are Gone
2009-12-31 07:27:55 PM
burgle23: Weaps: burgle23: myinternetname: I let the voice of Mike Rowe read that story to me in my head.

WTF does "hoom dee yadda" mean, anyway?
/hoom dee yadda hoom dee yadda

That's Boom dee yadda motherfarker.

And don't mess with Mike Rowe. He makes enough of a mess as it is.

/dirty, dirty jobs. Boom dee yadda

Ok, so WTF does "boom de yada" mean then?
The wiki just walks step-by-step thru the song and commercial.
/I love a-rach-i-nids

I love when great whites fly...
 
snoproblem
2009-12-31 07:28:21 PM
Poor bastard's gonna miss working on the Wizard after breathing prison air for God knows how long.
 
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