Can you charge a conjoined twin with conspiracy to commit a crime, or are they an accessory?

Yes.

Unless they are willing to seperate.

I think the crucial question here is which one has the vagina?

Soumac: Can you charge a conjoined twin with conspiracy to commit a crime, or are they an accessory?

I think they might be guilty of harboring...

How does one-half of a conjoined twin murder a person?

That episode of X-Files was creepy and gross.

I'm nowhere near high enough to debate this.

lowerhorn: I think the crucial question here is which one has the vagina?

Physically or mentally?
Do they both get off on one?
One get off on the others?

Mind Boggling

Well, the criminal investigation part is easy enough- the one on the left is ALWAYS the evil one. That's just basic scientific fact.

TheNyquilKid: I'm nowhere near high enough to debate this.

I'll race you.

Accessory to murder?

If you hanged them from a tree and nobody was listening, would the neck bones breaking make a sound?

cryinoutloud: Let's ask our expert panel.....

If I did the one on the left am I automatically doing the one on the right as well?

/not orally
/both have sharp knees

Brain asplode.

/obligatory
//start the reactor

Oznog: Well, the criminal investigation part is easy enough- the one on the left is ALWAYS the evil one. That's just basic scientific fact.

Yeah, but you should do a basic soul smear first. And try to keep track of them for a short while afterward.

lowerhorn: I think the crucial question here is which one has the vagina?

That is always the first question on fark.

This did happen before actually, I'm trying to remember more details but am a little fuzzy. One of the brothers murdered someone, but the judge didn't convict since it would be cruel and unusual to subject the innocent twin to punishment for a crime he didn't commit.

the only other bit I can remember is that one of the twins died, and the other was so overcome with grief he just held onto his brother and passed on as well within a day. There was no reason for the second twin to die, he was perfectly healthy, it was literally the grief that killed him.

That's all I can remember. Suppose I could google...

netweavr: How does one-half of a conjoined twin murder a person?

One twin would have to catch both the victim and the twin with an element of surprise. Say a quick shove from a scenic outlook, or a carefully dropped poison. As long as the hemimurderer had control of one arm it could be fairly easy.

Dropped by to see how quickly the thread devolved into sexual musings. I was not disappointed.

I have to espond with a resounding MEH.

phlegmmo 2009-12-31 03:14:05 PM

Yes and no.



Done in one. Well said, my friend.

I don't know but those twins in TFA are hot.

A twofer!

Just imagine, Jessica Alba, has an identical conjoined twin, and you're dating... one of them?


*fap* *fap* *fappity* *fapfap*

I thought I could try to explain the conundrum of banging a two-headed girl to you guys but I can't.

netweavr: How does one-half of a conjoined twin murder a person?

One is righthanded, the other's a lefty?

cryinoutloud: Let's ask our expert panel.....

I'd really like to know if they've ever given a bj before. Really.

/not hot
//unless they tape it and put it on the internet

MEH seconded. I thought this was going to be an article about how this once actually happened.

Besides, an even creepier scenario would be if your conjoined twin committed suicide. Ew!!

Yeah, one would be an accessory, though not particularly fashionable.

Cytokine Storm:
the only other bit I can remember is that one of the twins died, and the other was so overcome with grief he just held onto his brother and passed on as well within a day. There was no reason for the second twin to die, he was perfectly healthy, it was literally the grief that killed him.

That's all I can remember. Suppose I could google...

Chang and Eng? That sounds like what happened with them.

wait .. Let me grab my bong..

sethstorm: Cytokine Storm:
the only other bit I can remember is that one of the twins died, and the other was so overcome with grief he just held onto his brother and passed on as well within a day. There was no reason for the second twin to die, he was perfectly healthy, it was literally the grief that killed him.

That's all I can remember. Suppose I could google...

Chang and Eng? That sounds like what happened with them.

Ah ya that's it. Thanks!

bstanton010: Dropped by to see how quickly the thread devolved into sexual musings. I was not disappointed.

How you doin'?

I would have to say yes, they could be charged with accessory, failure to report a crime, conspiracy, and depending on how much they are conjoined and if "their" arm was holding down the victim they can be charged just as much for the murder as their twin

Oznog: Well, the criminal investigation part is easy enough- the one on the left is ALWAYS the evil one. That's just basic scientific fact.

Sinister.

The conjoined twin would definitely be accessory to whatever crime was committed. After all, they could stop the other one at any time. Besides, both twins would've had the same mindset at the time of the crime because their brains are special like that. Guilty, pure and simple.

allthebetter: I would have to say yes, they could be charged with accessory, failure to report a crime, conspiracy, and depending on how much they are conjoined and if "their" arm was holding down the victim they can be charged just as much for the murder as their twin


None of that is in the paper.

Scenario: Twin A grabs a gun and shoots someone. Twin B calls the cops and testifies.

What do you do with Twin A that doesn't unfairly affect Twin B?


That is the point of the paper...

cryinoutloud: Let's ask our expert panel.....

damn she looks like she'd be fun in bed

Cytokine Storm: sethstorm: Cytokine Storm:
the only other bit I can remember is that one of the twins died, and the other was so overcome with grief he just held onto his brother and passed on as well within a day. There was no reason for the second twin to die, he was perfectly healthy, it was literally the grief that killed him.

That's all I can remember. Suppose I could google...

Chang and Eng? That sounds like what happened with them.

Ah ya that's it. Thanks!

or perhaps it was in part due to the shared organs, and that blood was not pumping like it was cause ya know,, one of them was dead.

geedavey: damn she looks like she'd be fun in bed


Just don't ask her to "give head" or for a "little head" or whatever. She's a little sensitive...

allthebetter: I would have to say yes, they could be charged with accessory, failure to report a crime, conspiracy, and depending on how much they are conjoined and if "their" arm was holding down the victim they can be charged just as much for the murder as their twin

Who says they helped? Who says they didn't report the crime?

There are ways the conjoined twin could be innocent and even unaware of the crime, so move on to the real hard part of the question - how do you punish the guilty without punishing the innocent?

PNSFW this looks like a crime (new window)