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		Home invaders take pants from 11 people, suspects described as appearing Haggard (southtownstar.com)		53
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show me

2009-12-31 06:10:31 PM

Phase 1: Collect pants

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit

12349876

2009-12-31 08:49:26 PM

They'll stick 'em in the Dockers and they won't come back. thank you very much

poopeater

2009-12-31 08:51:09 PM

I don't think the pants will fit.

stillfeelgone

2009-12-31 08:52:19 PM

Something funny about pants.

stuhayes2010

2009-12-31 08:55:35 PM

There was a Southpark joke there somewhere.

baercat

2009-12-31 08:56:44 PM

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, "Hello!
Donald, where's your trousers?"

RandomAxe

2009-12-31 08:57:08 PM

Bunch of slackers.

cafn8d

2009-12-31 08:57:26 PM

Ted? Is that you Ted?

Cytokine Storm

2009-12-31 08:58:29 PM

What a khaki thing to do.

poopeater

2009-12-31 08:59:47 PM

Oh, and this:

Elvis Da King

2009-12-31 09:01:02 PM

What? Now why would I do that?
I still got some of the gold.

xuanzhiyouxuan

2009-12-31 09:01:37 PM

"Police said the man did not believe the gun was real prior to the shooting."

Hilarious

Roja Herring

2009-12-31 09:01:43 PM

Being a criminal is in the jeans.

RandomAxe

2009-12-31 09:03:48 PM

"Police said the man did not believe the gun was real prior to the shooting."

Yeah, but for all we know, the gun wasn't real prior to the shooting. Pulling the trigger can change a toy gun into a real gun when you least expect it.

That's why my folks wouldn't let us have squirt guns when we were kids. Well, that, and they wanted all the squirt guns for themselves.

Mayor Bee

2009-12-31 09:04:01 PM

"Do not mock me. I know very well what you have come for, and you know very well that I have them; try to take them if you can, but do not mock me!"

Indubitably

2009-12-31 09:05:21 PM

Pants?

Who said anything anything about pants?

Slacks, they is...

World-wide pants is company, no?

Whattabout worldwide slacks, yo?

World Wide Slacks?

;)

The Yattering

2009-12-31 09:14:05 PM

I had a computer science prof named Haggard. That guy was a worthless tool, let me tell you.

Mouren

2009-12-31 09:16:33 PM

poopeater: I don't think the pants will fit.

First thing I thought off...

CaesarSneezy

2009-12-31 09:16:49 PM

"It's a little tight, but the price was right!"

stickandmove

2009-12-31 09:17:00 PM

Once they find 'em, the cops are sure to cuff 'em

TheShavingofOccam123

2009-12-31 09:23:54 PM

Don't blame the criminals. Their behavior is jeanetic.

TheShavingofOccam123

2009-12-31 09:26:29 PM

These are biblical people just following God's word. Isn't it written in Numbers 8:6--Take the Levis from among the children of Israel, and cleanse them.

Indubitably

2009-12-31 09:26:34 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Don't blame the criminals. Their behavior is jeanetic.

Nioce.

numbone

2009-12-31 09:28:52 PM

Seams the thieves pocketed a pantload.

alacy52

2009-12-31 09:32:43 PM

Frowns upon your shenanigans.

ZoeNekros

2009-12-31 09:36:56 PM

The Yattering: I had a computer science prof named Haggard. That guy was a worthless tool, let me tell you.

You went to Bucknell?

/there can't be that many...

Slattenpat

2009-12-31 09:42:36 PM

"...nobody was in custody early this morning...."

I'm panting with anticipation.

/At least they left the men with their Dickies.
//Apparently guns can get between you and your Calvins.

The Yattering

2009-12-31 09:43:31 PM

ZoeNekros: The Yattering: I had a computer science prof named Haggard. That guy was a worthless tool, let me tell you.

You went to Bucknell?

/there can't be that many...

Class of '94

John Buck 41

2009-12-31 09:54:18 PM

alacy52: Frowns upon your shenanigans.

Jezus, that took long enough. Can't believe someone posted a pic of a Harry Potter character before the Hag.

jaytkay

2009-12-31 09:57:57 PM

I'm sure they were up to something, this was not random.

/I never visit 6800 South 700 East not my territory, fark 'em

ohdoublereally

2009-12-31 10:00:42 PM

Maybe they were morans and their boss told them "be sure to look in their drawers".

Plush_Cthulhu

2009-12-31 10:10:32 PM

ohdoublereally: Maybe they were morans and their boss told them "be sure to look in their drawers".

The files are INSIDE the computer!

plywoodjungle

2009-12-31 10:14:13 PM

David Letterman wanted for questioning.

Scorpinock

2009-12-31 10:15:25 PM

Oh well, Mamma tried (new window).

/If caught, he'll most likely turn 21 in prison, doing life without parole.

Jenessa

2009-12-31 10:15:34 PM

Came for Hagrid, leaving satisfied.

Farker T

2009-12-31 10:18:02 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: These are biblical people just following God's word. Isn't it written in Numbers 8:6--Take the Levis from among the children of Israel, and cleanse them.

The victims were JEWISH?

Juniper Jupiter

2009-12-31 10:19:49 PM

We just needed to hire us up a couple of Wranglers, problem solved!

Roadogs

2009-12-31 10:27:03 PM

Scorpinock: /If caught, he'll most likely turn 21 in prison, doing life without parole.

Came for Mama Tried, leaving satisfied

Fellini8.5

2009-12-31 10:30:28 PM

Came for the Girly (^)reference, left very, very dissapointed...

Forbidden Doughnut

2009-12-31 10:36:43 PM

/ also approves...

MBooda

2009-12-31 10:38:21 PM

Looks more like a bearskin kilt.
www.modnet.com.au

dburr13

2009-12-31 10:39:51 PM

That's why you should always wear clean underwear.

sbchamp

2009-12-31 10:42:07 PM

Haggar?

Rigban

2009-12-31 10:42:29 PM

cafn8d: Ted? Is that you Ted?

Not unless meth was involved.
/and they are gay hookers

radioman_

2009-12-31 11:58:53 PM

I once saw Merle Haggard, George Jones and Don Williams together. That was a show.

OtherLittleGuy

2010-01-01 12:47:46 AM

For all we know, it was 11 pantsless dudes.

Boring.

100PercentDainBread

2010-01-01 01:18:48 AM

Do you suppose any of the victims soiled themselves during the robbery?

Also, nice reference CaesarSneezy.

wmoonfox

2010-01-01 01:28:45 AM

MBooda: Looks more like a bearskin kilt.

Thank you.

chickyraptor

2010-01-01 03:51:29 AM

We don't make a party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
We don't steal your TVs and your trousers,
Like the meth heads in South Chicago do.

The Cureman

2010-01-01 12:17:35 PM

Police are on the lookout for:
Calvin
Tommy
Gloria
Chloe
Gianni
Lee
Alexander
Apple
Georgio
Levi and
Lucky!

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