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(Chicago Sun-Times) Weird Home invaders take pants from 11 people, suspects described as appearing Haggard   (southtownstar.com) divider line 53
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2009-12-31 06:10:31 PM
Phase 1: Collect pants

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit
 
2009-12-31 08:49:26 PM
They'll stick 'em in the Dockers and they won't come back. thank you very much
 
2009-12-31 08:51:09 PM
i45.tinypic.com

I don't think the pants will fit.
 
2009-12-31 08:52:19 PM
Something funny about pants.
 
2009-12-31 08:55:35 PM
There was a Southpark joke there somewhere.
 
2009-12-31 08:56:44 PM
Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, "Hello!
Donald, where's your trousers?"
 
2009-12-31 08:57:08 PM
Bunch of slackers.
 
2009-12-31 08:57:26 PM
Ted? Is that you Ted?
 
2009-12-31 08:58:29 PM
What a khaki thing to do.
 
2009-12-31 08:59:47 PM
Oh, and this:

i46.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-31 09:01:02 PM
i237.photobucket.com
What? Now why would I do that?
I still got some of the gold.
 
2009-12-31 09:01:37 PM
"Police said the man did not believe the gun was real prior to the shooting."

Hilarious
 
2009-12-31 09:01:43 PM
Being a criminal is in the jeans.
 
2009-12-31 09:03:48 PM
"Police said the man did not believe the gun was real prior to the shooting."

Yeah, but for all we know, the gun wasn't real prior to the shooting. Pulling the trigger can change a toy gun into a real gun when you least expect it.

That's why my folks wouldn't let us have squirt guns when we were kids. Well, that, and they wanted all the squirt guns for themselves.
 
2009-12-31 09:04:01 PM
i88.photobucket.com
"Do not mock me. I know very well what you have come for, and you know very well that I have them; try to take them if you can, but do not mock me!"
 
2009-12-31 09:05:21 PM
Pants?

Who said anything anything about pants?

Slacks, they is...

World-wide pants is company, no?

Whattabout worldwide slacks, yo?

World Wide Slacks?

;)
 
2009-12-31 09:14:05 PM
I had a computer science prof named Haggard. That guy was a worthless tool, let me tell you.
 
2009-12-31 09:16:33 PM
poopeater: I don't think the pants will fit.

First thing I thought off...
 
2009-12-31 09:16:49 PM
"It's a little tight, but the price was right!"
 
2009-12-31 09:17:00 PM
Once they find 'em, the cops are sure to cuff 'em
 
2009-12-31 09:23:54 PM
Don't blame the criminals. Their behavior is jeanetic.
 
2009-12-31 09:26:29 PM
These are biblical people just following God's word. Isn't it written in Numbers 8:6--Take the Levis from among the children of Israel, and cleanse them.
 
2009-12-31 09:26:34 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Don't blame the criminals. Their behavior is jeanetic.

Nioce.
 
2009-12-31 09:28:52 PM
Seams the thieves pocketed a pantload.
 
2009-12-31 09:32:43 PM
www.premiumseatsusa.com

Frowns upon your shenanigans.
 
2009-12-31 09:36:56 PM
The Yattering: I had a computer science prof named Haggard. That guy was a worthless tool, let me tell you.

You went to Bucknell?

/there can't be that many...
 
2009-12-31 09:42:36 PM
"...nobody was in custody early this morning...."

I'm panting with anticipation.


/At least they left the men with their Dickies.
//Apparently guns can get between you and your Calvins.
 
2009-12-31 09:43:31 PM
ZoeNekros: The Yattering: I had a computer science prof named Haggard. That guy was a worthless tool, let me tell you.

You went to Bucknell?

/there can't be that many...


Class of '94
 
2009-12-31 09:54:18 PM
alacy52: Frowns upon your shenanigans.

Jezus, that took long enough. Can't believe someone posted a pic of a Harry Potter character before the Hag.
 
2009-12-31 09:57:57 PM
I'm sure they were up to something, this was not random.

/I never visit 6800 South 700 East not my territory, fark 'em
 
2009-12-31 10:00:42 PM
Maybe they were morans and their boss told them "be sure to look in their drawers".
 
2009-12-31 10:10:32 PM
ohdoublereally: Maybe they were morans and their boss told them "be sure to look in their drawers".

The files are INSIDE the computer!
 
2009-12-31 10:14:13 PM
David Letterman wanted for questioning.
 
2009-12-31 10:15:25 PM
Oh well, Mamma tried (new window).

/If caught, he'll most likely turn 21 in prison, doing life without parole.
 
2009-12-31 10:15:34 PM
Came for Hagrid, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-12-31 10:18:02 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: These are biblical people just following God's word. Isn't it written in Numbers 8:6--Take the Levis from among the children of Israel, and cleanse them.

The victims were JEWISH?
 
2009-12-31 10:19:49 PM
We just needed to hire us up a couple of Wranglers, problem solved!
 
2009-12-31 10:27:03 PM
Scorpinock: /If caught, he'll most likely turn 21 in prison, doing life without parole.

Came for Mama Tried, leaving satisfied
 
2009-12-31 10:30:28 PM
Came for the Girly (^)reference, left very, very dissapointed...
 
2009-12-31 10:36:43 PM
www.getreligion.org

/ also approves...
 
2009-12-31 10:38:21 PM
Looks more like a bearskin kilt.
www.modnet.com.au
 
2009-12-31 10:39:51 PM
That's why you should always wear clean underwear.
 
2009-12-31 10:42:07 PM
Haggar?
 
2009-12-31 10:42:29 PM
cafn8d: Ted? Is that you Ted?

Not unless meth was involved.
/and they are gay hookers
 
2009-12-31 11:58:53 PM
I once saw Merle Haggard, George Jones and Don Williams together. That was a show.
 
2010-01-01 12:47:46 AM
For all we know, it was 11 pantsless dudes.

Boring.
 
2010-01-01 01:18:48 AM
Do you suppose any of the victims soiled themselves during the robbery?

Also, nice reference CaesarSneezy.
 
2010-01-01 01:28:45 AM
MBooda: Looks more like a bearskin kilt.

Thank you.
 
2010-01-01 03:51:29 AM
We don't make a party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
We don't steal your TVs and your trousers,
Like the meth heads in South Chicago do.
 
2010-01-01 12:17:35 PM
Police are on the lookout for:
Calvin
Tommy
Gloria
Chloe
Gianni
Lee
Alexander
Apple
Georgio
Levi and
Lucky!
 
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