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50 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Apr 2003 at 3:23 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-04 09:09:01 AM  
Is IOL trying to become the new Ananova or the Weekly World News? Their stories seem to be on the strange side.
2003-04-04 09:50:54 AM  
This is what I got for a GIS of Marching Worms. I'm pretty sure this is an accurate representation of what happened:
[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-04 10:23:34 AM  
That's a fun story, but the image Wldncrzy14 found is just about the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
2003-04-04 10:33:05 AM  
Where's your Allah now, huh?
2003-04-04 11:29:23 AM  
Wldncrzy14 That is beyond hilarious
2003-04-04 03:27:33 PM  
Clearly God is sending a message, or the worms just wanted to pray with them. I don't know.

Meh! Whatever, I'm not funny. Go eat bleach and die.
2003-04-04 03:28:07 PM  
the thousands of worms that had invaded the mosque on Wednesday.

Wow - What a bummer year for Muslims being invaded!
2003-04-04 03:29:18 PM  
Perhaps the worms were part of the 3,000 palestinians who were sent to Iraq, but they took a wrong turn, went South, got pissed, and turned against their own.
2003-04-04 03:31:52 PM  
So they killed off millions of worms?

I dont know much about Islam, but this seems to be counter-productive to getting into pardise.
2003-04-04 03:31:56 PM  
Dennis Rodman has finally been cloned...I will die a happy death.
2003-04-04 03:32:23 PM  
Even as the kingdoms spread fear and doom so God speaks through countless signs. Let those who have eyes see and those who have ears hear!
2003-04-04 03:32:48 PM  

The newest member of The Coalition of the Willing!!!!
2003-04-04 03:34:08 PM  
2003-04-04 03:34:54 PM  
All the little worms go marching....
2003-04-04 03:36:12 PM  
It's inconsequential. For I now control all the tuna fish sandwiches--all!
2003-04-04 03:38:50 PM  
You would think they would have thought it was a sign. Perhaps a worm Gihad.
2003-04-04 03:40:42 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Just imagine millions of these arrogant worms staring at youw while you're trying to pray!
2003-04-04 03:41:36 PM  
Thousands of worms, how a-crawling. I would get pharynx away from them so that they couldn't get in my intestine. The last time worms got in my intestine I felt like crop. It's almost time for lunch so I think I'm allele done with this one.
2003-04-04 03:41:47 PM  
hahaha, foolish muslims. where is your god now?
2003-04-04 03:42:30 PM  
"and after the worms were cleared, an elderly man wearing a robe and carrying a staff warned them to release the Hebrews or suffer river flowing of red blood and the loss of their firstborn."
2003-04-04 03:43:18 PM  



(hurriedly searches for asbestos underpants)
2003-04-04 03:45:08 PM  
Since the US has been kicking the sh!t out of us we are fresh out of virgins. Feel free to take seven worms to heaven with you instead.
2003-04-04 03:46:17 PM  
we are the worms!
2003-04-04 03:49:51 PM  
Why don't they just fly an airliner full of fuel into the mosque?
2003-04-04 04:05:16 PM  
Only some of them
2003-04-04 04:06:36 PM  
If you walk without rythm, you won't attract the worm

/words to live by
2003-04-04 04:07:12 PM  
This is the worst Pink Floyd / Dave Matthews collaboration ever
2003-04-04 04:07:17 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Pink Floyd launches a counter-offensive of marching hammers.
2003-04-04 04:13:00 PM  
Who's the infidel now, Islam!

(damn...I'm a little late here....)
2003-04-04 04:28:01 PM  
Seems like a pretty obvious sign from Allah that he didn't want anyone going NEAR that place.
2003-04-04 04:38:04 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-04 04:54:28 PM  
"Operation: Shock and Awe" in Full Effect!
2003-04-04 04:57:14 PM  
The anti-christ cometh.
2003-04-04 05:37:13 PM  
The 51st member of the "Coalition of the Willing"!!!!

2003-04-04 07:34:29 PM  
Even as the kingdoms spread fear and doom so God speaks through countless signs. Let those who have eyes see and those who have ears

bush beleives that gd speaks to us on a daily level, does that mean that the sandstrom in baghdad is a sign to leave?
sandstorms are a preety biblical weapon
2003-04-05 08:26:27 PM  
"Members of an Islamic mosque attending an afternoon prayer..."

There are non-Islamic mosques?
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