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(Some Guy)		Metric liquid assload of roadway spills onto roadway (king5.com)		20
		More: Interesting, Washington State Patrol, Interstate, liquid asphalt, roadways, sneeze

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rmz

2009-12-31 05:48:00 PM

"Liquid assload" is one phrase I never want to have enter my brain again, thanks.

rackrent

2010-01-01 02:13:34 AM

If only there were some convenient location to dispense with this stuff.

/nothing

Seppuku for Cocoa Puffs

2010-01-01 07:58:15 AM

Do you know why they call it asphalt? Because it's that ass's fault that it spilled in the first place!

luckyeddie

2010-01-01 08:03:26 AM

Tarmac yer droive, sur? (pulls forelock)

SwiftFox

2010-01-01 08:12:36 AM

/hot ass link

wreglDAN

2010-01-01 08:24:25 AM

For a second I thought it was going to be a tanker full of Liquid Ass that overturned.

Another Government Employee

2010-01-01 08:41:05 AM

So, who is going to clean up all that?

They couldn't hold it?

pestluvr

2010-01-01 09:08:40 AM

Yo dawg, I heard you like roadways...

d52

2010-01-01 09:18:03 AM

Liquid assload? Thanks for reminding me of tubgirl.

ieldanth

2010-01-01 09:21:14 AM

A tanker? WE'RE PAVED!

/less than nothing

DigitalCoffee

2010-01-01 10:21:26 AM

pestluvr: Yo dawg, I heard you like roadways...

... so we put some asphalt on your asphalt so you can drive while you drive.

Antilope

2010-01-01 10:46:52 AM

Oh well, it was going to end up on a road at some point anyway.

pipco

2010-01-01 10:57:06 AM

They got some really nice pics with the article. Or maybe My monitor is going caputnik?

Yoda's Pen Is

2010-01-01 10:59:49 AM

Seen at the scene...

likesass

2010-01-01 12:58:25 PM

spread it out, make a park and ride.

HomoHabilis

2010-01-01 01:03:52 PM

hurt. my made Headline head

SCUBA_Archer

2010-01-01 02:10:36 PM

I guess I'll be the first one to point out that liquid asphalt is merely one component of the asphaltic concrete used to pave roads. Covering a road with liquid asphalt is sort of like covering an already baked cake with flour.

arizonawildcat

2010-01-01 04:03:13 PM

Help I'm Alive

cr0sh

2010-01-01 04:23:38 PM

SCUBA_Archer: I guess I'll be the first one to point out that liquid asphalt is merely one component of the asphaltic concrete used to pave roads. Covering a road with liquid asphalt is sort of like covering an already baked cake with flour.

Actually, wouldn't it be like covering it with oil/water/eggs?

/you know, to continue the analogy properly; liquid to liquid
//sand and gravel make some of the other components of asphalt roads...

HalfPiper

2010-01-01 06:28:40 PM

I'm not sure how you call north of Milepost 68 on I-5 "Near Vancouver, WA". More like near Chehalis.

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