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(KCCI)   Today's Fark-ready headline: "Iowa woman fights deer with vacuum"   (kcci.com) divider line 58
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2009-12-31 05:16:14 PM
Hoover herd of such a thing?
 
2009-12-31 05:25:05 PM
Sucks to be the deer.
 
2009-12-31 08:46:46 PM
Oh, deer.
 
2009-12-31 08:46:48 PM
The Icelander: Sucks to be the deer.

ftfy
 
2009-12-31 08:50:32 PM
Exactly how did the deer get ahold of a vacuum in the first place?
 
2009-12-31 08:51:43 PM
Kill it. Kill 'em all. We should let hunters shoot them all year long.

/hit my third deer in 11 months yesterday
//the dents just get bigger each time
 
2009-12-31 08:52:25 PM
You know what works better? A 30-06.
 
2009-12-31 08:53:06 PM
www.webwiseforradio.com
 
2009-12-31 08:54:54 PM
but was she in her underwear?
 
2009-12-31 08:55:19 PM
I occasionally fight my penis with a vacuum.
 
2009-12-31 08:57:01 PM
The end result:

i48.tinypic.com

/mmmm...
 
2009-12-31 08:59:16 PM
but was she in her underwear?

Exactly. It's the same old story. Women entice deer into their homes, and then suddenly it's vacuum-and-garbage-can time.

Well, I, for one, am not going to keep dressing up as a deer.
 
2009-12-31 08:59:52 PM
I can see why she did that.

After all, nature abhors a vacuum.
 
2009-12-31 09:00:21 PM
I'm sure she's dyson her steaks now...
 
2009-12-31 09:01:16 PM
A deer could NOT hold a vacuum, this story is invalid.
 
2009-12-31 09:05:29 PM
She's gone from suck to blow!!!!
 
2009-12-31 09:05:42 PM
Cyber_Junk: After all, nature abhors a vacuum.

[clap clap clap]


Didgeridon't: A deer could NOT hold a vacuum

Two words, or arguably one hyphenated word: Rack-mounted.
 
2009-12-31 09:14:17 PM
Cyber_Junk: I can see why she did that.

After all, nature abhors a vacuum.


Came for this, was not disappointed.
 
2009-12-31 09:21:24 PM
www.alpinecom.net
 
2009-12-31 09:23:05 PM
Indubitably: I'm sure she's dyson her steaks now...

You betcha.
 
2009-12-31 09:26:42 PM
Cyber_Junk: I can see why she did that.

After all, nature abhors a vacuum.


*spit take*

well played
 
2009-12-31 09:32:16 PM
The Good Logins are Gone

Change that to "the deer community frowns...", and you have yourself a spinoff meme.
 
2009-12-31 09:40:20 PM
If she had only purchased a Kirby, she could've gotten the deer-gutting attachment.
 
2009-12-31 09:45:27 PM
Well that's just space travel 101. You find a deer on your ship you flush 'em out the airlock.
 
2009-12-31 09:46:42 PM
I bet that deer was surprised to see the vacuum.

No one expects the vacuum.
 
2009-12-31 09:51:18 PM
I certainly wouldn't expect to see one.
 
2009-12-31 09:53:18 PM
Stuck buck's luck sucked.
 
2009-12-31 09:58:37 PM
A door to the apartment was eventually opened and the deer ran out.

Fine example of Deer Prudence.

Oh god, that was awful.
 
2009-12-31 09:59:26 PM
www.demergence.com
 
2009-12-31 09:59:35 PM
poopeater: The end result:

/mmmm...


You know, I initially thought that was a bunch of poop for some reason...
 
2009-12-31 10:03:16 PM
A lady who knows how to use a vacuum? How endeering.

/got nothin'
 
2009-12-31 10:11:04 PM
i126.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-31 10:19:10 PM
I bet cleaning that apartment afterward is gonna take a few bucks. I hope she can manage that kind of doe.
 
2009-12-31 10:20:32 PM
TheSwizz: Change that to "the deer community frowns...", and you have yourself a spinoff meme.

By request... 8^)

www.alpinecom.net
 
2009-12-31 10:24:23 PM
Any day that I don't have to suck off a deer in self-defense is a good day in my book.
 
2009-12-31 10:29:32 PM
Yah, great, vacuum and all, congratulations.

Tell me aboot the rack, though. How's her rack?
 
2009-12-31 10:40:20 PM
Where was her husband, off at stag party?
 
2009-12-31 10:42:09 PM
Just saw this story on the local news, so I'm getting a kick out of everyone's comments
 
2009-12-31 10:47:25 PM
ShadowWolf: I bet cleaning that apartment afterward is gonna take a few bucks. I hope she can manage that kind of doe.

With her neighbors fawning all over her, I'm sure she can find a few Mets to pitch in.
 
2009-12-31 10:51:32 PM
is there a woman from iowa who can post a picture of herself, wearing scanty underwear while operating a vacuum? this is a test.
 
2009-12-31 10:52:15 PM
FormlessOne: ShadowWolf: I bet cleaning that apartment afterward is gonna take a few bucks. I hope she can manage that kind of doe.

With her neighbors fawning all over her, I'm sure she can find a few Mets to pitch in.


Oohh! 12 points! :)
 
2009-12-31 11:02:11 PM
Funny to see a place I've been to make it to Fark.

The apartment complex could politely be described as a hellhole. Pretty much full of all the types of people you'd try to avoid. The only exception to that are the numerous immigrants/refugees who live there after they come to the US as it's one of the few apartment complexes in town that doesn't run a credit check prior to anyone renting. Most of the refugees don't live there too long as they're trying to get the hell out of there and I can easily see this incident as added incentive for some of them to hurry up and leave.
 
2009-12-31 11:24:57 PM
RandomAxe: but was she in her underwear?

Exactly. It's the same old story. Women entice deer into their homes, and then suddenly it's vacuum-and-garbage-can time.

Well, I, for one, am not going to keep dressing up as a deer.


man,that hurt,keyboard owe ,you know the drill.
 
2009-12-31 11:32:55 PM
weird. apparently my image host swapped out my image? never seen that happen before

megain.smugmug.com

looks like a guy with a stick to me
 
2009-12-31 11:33:08 PM
TheXerox: Funny to see a place I've been to make it to Fark.

The apartment complex could politely be described as a hellhole. Pretty much full of all the types of people you'd try to avoid. The only exception to that are the numerous immigrants/refugees who live there after they come to the US as it's one of the few apartment complexes in town that doesn't run a credit check prior to anyone renting. Most of the refugees don't live there too long as they're trying to get the hell out of there and I can easily see this incident as added incentive for some of them to hurry up and leave.


This.

I saw a guy get shot in the face near a carwash on Hickman in '81. Blood and brain bits all over the passenger side of my car. Can't imagine it's improved since then...
 
2009-12-31 11:36:40 PM
And in other news a stage actress gets bitten in the head by decapitated lioness.

images.ibsys.com
 
2010-01-01 12:18:55 AM
Wasn't this a Far Side cartoon? Cuz it should have been.
 
2010-01-01 12:19:01 AM
Cyber_Junk: I can see why she did that.

After all, nature abhors a vacuum.


Oh my. The internets. You win one.

/also this thread
 
2010-01-01 12:30:02 AM
Louis CK can relate:
Link (new window)
 
2010-01-01 12:30:58 AM
But dontcha know
Nature ABHORS a vacuum?
 
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