Sounds like a simple bust.

in other news; subby makes last second push for headline of the year.

Ahhhh...good 'ol Sandpoint.
/Doesn't surprise me.

FTA: "A Priest River woman is facing a misdemeanor battery charge for allegedly chest bumping a police officer during a confrontation at a gas station earlier this month."

Bumping into someone is battery now? Hey! Everyone! Sandpoint Officer Mike Victorino may be legally in the right, but is a giant wuss! Way to make cops look macho, Mike. You made everyone's job easier with that move.

Demoss material all the way.

Boohoo, she bumped my chest. Now I'm going to ruin her.

approves

Ah, the dreaded deadly chest bump. Since record keeping began in 1841, it has killed more police officers than bullets, knives, and kung-fu moves. When will this carnage end?

In the cops' defense, it was a terrorist chest bump.

Is this cop the same loser who sued a stripper for assault after he got slapped with a flying boob?

/most guys would pay extra for that

/above average temperature

ha. Reminds of this one.

I don't like my women plain. I like em battered.

You know who else was delicious???

Once again, cops do whatever the fark they want.

/Sack fondling hot

burgle23: Once again, cops do whatever the fark they want. /Sack fondling hot


Oh Tommy! :)

I can't hear you I left the blowdrier on! Give me another Valium- No mama!

/She will sit anon and watch Lucy melt into the sky.
//obscure?

burgle23: Once again, cops do whatever the fark they want.

/Sack fondling hot

WTF

I'm willing to bet he prefers flavored vodak to whiskey, and just loves a good white zinfandel.

So she gave him a handjob then?

bingethinker: Yeah, the guy with the gun, bullet-proof vest, pepper spray and nightstick felt threatened when a woman half his size bumped into him.

/pathetic douchebag

Now I don't *know*, but most likely the woman chest bumped him AND was also probably being a giant biotch. Since you can't charge someone with being a giant biotch, he chose to charge her with this to be able to haul her away from the situation.

/hypothesizing.

No Chest-ice, No Piece!

bingethinker: Yeah, the guy with the gun, bullet-proof vest, pepper spray and nightstick felt threatened when a woman half his size bumped into him.

/pathetic douchebag

How can this wimp hold his head up at the police station? "Yeah, check me out, I'm filing charges against that biatch who rammed her tits into me at the gas station!"

Other guys in the locker room: "BWAHHAHHAHAHHAAH!!"

There is just no way he can possibly make this sound good. I'm guessing he's not long for the police force.

Not sure why this headline is hilarious, but it is suddenly; well done, yo. Grazie.

ohhhh nooeeez a chest bump.

Can we just put these fa--ity azzholes in pink uniforms and be done with it?

Tempura House; A shelter for lightly battered women

dereksmalls: Tempura House; A shelter for lightly battered women

Satay House for saucy women, then?