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(NYPost) Amusing Tracy Morgan seen bursting into sex shop hollering for some "motion lotion," rushed back into his waiting BMW   (nypost.com) divider line 57
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assegai
2009-12-31 03:11:25 PM
Stop the presses.
 
Extreme_Lukewarm
2009-12-31 03:11:44 PM
www.blogcdn.com
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 03:13:30 PM
Why is it whenever I see Tracy Morgan's name, I always get him confused for someone else?
 
Tigggy
2009-12-31 03:15:37 PM
so he really was going to "take it behind the school and get it pregnant!"
 
darch
2009-12-31 03:16:25 PM
Let's not kid ourselves, we've all been in this situation at one time or another...
 
Zombie Hitler
2009-12-31 03:16:32 PM
texdent: Why is it whenever I see Tracy Morgan's name, I always get him confused for someone else?

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img695.imageshack.us

Might be the similarites.
 
Gangway Fathead
2009-12-31 03:16:58 PM
It must be exhausting to be him.
 
Bartman66
2009-12-31 03:18:21 PM
The real news is that he finally did something funny....
 
Ass Exploder
2009-12-31 03:18:27 PM
This is funny because normally he's hollering for crack.
 
Mr. Chainsaw [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 03:18:59 PM
Twist!
 
rmz
2009-12-31 03:33:34 PM
His character on 30 Rock is more biographical than I'd realized.
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 03:37:52 PM
Who dat nympho?
 
rickythepenguin
2009-12-31 03:42:27 PM
I LIKE RONZONI PASTA!
 
Cndn Bacon
2009-12-31 03:43:28 PM
Zombie Hitler: texdent: Why is it whenever I see Tracy Morgan's name, I always get him confused for someone else?

Might be the similarites.

Who's the girl? I assume it's someone named Tracy or Morgan?
 
emotion_lotion
2009-12-31 03:44:10 PM
I feels ya Tracy.
 
Fark It
2009-12-31 03:44:25 PM
 
tricycleracer
2009-12-31 03:45:09 PM
10.media.tumblr.com
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2009-12-31 03:48:52 PM
That's hot.
 
snowstradamus
2009-12-31 03:51:14 PM
Did anybody catch the Indie rock shout out in the headline? I guess they're fairly new, but nice.
 
Mattevil
2009-12-31 03:53:53 PM
Cndn Bacon: Zombie Hitler: texdent: Why is it whenever I see Tracy Morgan's name, I always get him confused for someone else?

Might be the similarites.

Who's the girl? I assume it's someone named Tracy or Morgan?

Katie Morgan, I think. Can't google to confirm at work.
 
Blowmonkey
2009-12-31 03:58:09 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
Zombie Hitler
2009-12-31 04:01:59 PM
Cndn Bacon: Zombie Hitler: texdent: Why is it whenever I see Tracy Morgan's name, I always get him confused for someone else?

Might be the similarites.

Who's the girl? I assume it's someone named Tracy or Morgan?

Yeah, Katie Morgan.
 
Chowder_17
2009-12-31 04:16:57 PM
darch: Let's not kid ourselves, we've all been in this situation at one time or another...

Are you forgetting the typical people who read fark?
 
LeroyBourne
2009-12-31 04:18:05 PM
Sometimes you just have to knock one out.
 
MC O'Brien
2009-12-31 04:27:40 PM
I wanted waffles!
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 04:46:32 PM
I love this thread so much I want to take it out back of the middle school and get it pregnant
 
DrMcNinja
2009-12-31 04:47:15 PM
Ass Exploder: This is funny because normally he's hollering for crack.

That's racist! He is not on crack! He is straight up mentally ill!
 
ozone [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 04:52:00 PM
So, not knowing WTF Tracy Morgan was off the top of my head, I googled his name. The copy paste from the headline (yes I'm that lazy) came out "Amusing Tracy Morgan" and this thread was the Boobies. Giggity
 
knoxvelour
2009-12-31 04:57:08 PM
here comes the fun cooker
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 05:48:18 PM
tricycleracer

Spooky. Scary.

/boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.
 
solcofn
2009-12-31 06:04:36 PM
www.blogcdn.com
 
white
2009-12-31 06:52:20 PM
Pants. Pants. Pants.
 
spinpsychle
2009-12-31 06:58:45 PM
What? You can't buy diesel at any sex shop near where I live.
 
Gangway Fathead
2009-12-31 08:13:17 PM
Doo doo Pamper.
 
rka
2009-12-31 08:21:22 PM
Man... I don't know what the fark you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touched a brother's heart.
 
exparrot
2009-12-31 08:23:23 PM
Jakevol2: EGOT, please...

images.starpulse.com
/approves
 
FuturePastNow
2009-12-31 09:11:01 PM
Well, when you need some lube, you really need some lube.
 
jpallan [TotalFark]
2009-12-31 09:40:34 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: I love this thread so much I want to take it out back of the middle school and get it pregnant

You, sir, are worthy of high praise and best not ever come near my daughters.

/love Tracy Morgan, 'I grew up on government cheese! I prefer it!'
 
senorpogo
2009-12-31 10:27:24 PM
It only looks like he's walking out of a sex shop, when actually he's doing the robot going backwards INTO a sex shop. And that's not even his dog. Yes, he steals dogs.
 
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers
2009-12-31 10:37:43 PM
ozone: So, not knowing WTF Tracy Morgan was off the top of my head, I googled his name. The copy paste from the headline (yes I'm that lazy) came out "Amusing Tracy Morgan" and this thread was the Boobies. Giggity

Tracey Morgan
was in Jailhouse Rock (1957) with
Dean Jones who was in Clear and Present Danger (1994) with
Benjamin Bratt who was in The River Wild with
Kevin Bacon
 
Your Favorite Token Black Chick
2009-12-31 10:41:54 PM
Godfarkingdamnit I hate Tracy Morgan so much.

/he ruins 30 Rock, an otherwise hilarious show, for me
 
DrMcNinja
2009-12-31 11:08:36 PM
knoxvelour: here comes the fun cooker

rka: Man... I don't know what the fark you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touched a brother's heart.

I commend you both. I still say the "brother's heart" line a couple of times a week. No one knows what the hell i'm talking about.

/GIMME THE MAP, SCOTT
 
Lumbar Puncture
2010-01-01 01:20:36 AM
Your Favorite Token Black Chick: Godfarkingdamnit I hate Tracy Morgan so much.

/he ruins 30 Rock, an otherwise hilarious show, for mefark you, he's the best thing on that show.
 
steamingpile
2010-01-01 01:26:33 AM
Bartman66: The real news is that he finally did something funny....

Nothing he has done is funny
 
PersistantRash
2010-01-01 01:47:00 AM
There is always time for lubrication
 
themuze
2010-01-01 02:34:17 AM
That goat has devil eyes!


/mind grapes
 
mentallo69
2010-01-01 03:11:20 AM
Boobies
 
Phil Moskowitz
2010-01-01 05:13:00 AM
I am a jedi! I am a jedi!
 
moof
2010-01-01 06:19:21 AM
Great ad for the Toys in Babeland sex shop on Mercer Street. All discrete like.
 
Flashman73
2010-01-01 06:36:09 AM
Fark It: Jay Mohr on doing PCP with Tracy Morgan

NSFW language

Love the Jay Mohr impression of Tracy Morgan - I remember the time(s) when Jay and Patrice O'Neal are both on the O&A show and there's a strange animosity there after Patrice said somebody else is a better impressionist. Every time Jay phones in now, he has to take a shot at Patrice for that.
 
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