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clownyclownzomby

2009-12-31 01:50:02 PM

Every time I see one of these Rosie threads, I have to take a dump.

Fano

2009-12-31 01:51:41 PM

nooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

Brick-House

2009-12-31 01:53:09 PM

I read the headline and this comes to mind...

Feltonl

2009-12-31 01:54:46 PM

i'll be in my bunk...

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh

2009-12-31 01:55:30 PM

The article is a bit wrong, the woman Rosie is really dating:

herestheproblem.files.wordpress.com

Hillbilly Jim

2009-12-31 01:55:54 PM

Jakevol2: Rosie had to find a woman with a vagina that could handle her Virginia ham sized fist. A woman with 6 kids should fit that bill just about perfectly.

My God man

Trik

2009-12-31 01:57:01 PM

I wonder if o'donnell's inability to smile and only snarl or grimace is genetic

zvoidx

2009-12-31 02:05:16 PM

phlegmmo

2009-12-31 02:13:21 PM

Rosie O'Donnell is reportedly dating a mother of six.

Just in case she gets hungry.

Timmy the Tumor

2009-12-31 02:16:49 PM

"...so you know she puts out"

image3.examiner.com

(the new squeeze and her 6 "kids")

Uh, not so much, subby.

Timmy the Tumor

2009-12-31 02:20:34 PM

Jakevol2: Timmy the Tumor: "...so you know she puts out"

(the new squeeze and her 6 "kids")

Uh, not so much, subby.

So then once you go black you CAN go back?

Now she's with Rosie, so it looks like "once you go Downs, you go with 380 pounds."

Brick-House

2009-12-31 02:26:23 PM

Timmy the Tumor: (the new squeeze and her 6 "kids")

not tooooooo bad, I can see why 6 different guy would want to hit that.

Timmy the Tumor: Now she's with Rosie, so it looks like "once you go Downs, you go with 380 pounds

I LOLd

Psumek

2009-12-31 02:28:58 PM

Jakevol2: Rosie had to find a woman with a vagina that could handle her Virginia ham sized fist. A woman with 6 kids should fit that bill just about perfectly.

It stretches. Always remember that. I'm sure we can get gorgor in to find the pics of the girl who puts a dildo in her urethra, and....

mybroadband.co.za

/i tried
//sorry

Digital_Meltdown

2009-12-31 02:31:11 PM

Jakevol2: Rosie had to find a woman with a vagina that could handle her Virginia ham sized fist. A woman with 6 kids should fit that bill just about perfectly.

Hahaha wow.

Timmy the Tumor

2009-12-31 02:33:09 PM

And as a pre-emptive post...

To the farker or farkette who is certain to post a pic of Rosie in S&M leather from that horrific movie and make all of our stomaches churn on this, the last day of 2009...

F*ck you.

bukketmaster

2009-12-31 02:34:23 PM

You know, I've always felt there's something contradictory about a woman who wants lots of kids but doesn't want the p3n1s.

WFern

2009-12-31 02:34:52 PM

Timmy the Tumor: ...(the new squeeze and her 6 "kids")...

If you're in any way implying that adopted kids don't count, you can blow it out your ass. I know what your main point was, but there were more intelligent ways to frame it than with quotation marks.

Timmy the Tumor

2009-12-31 02:41:14 PM

WFern: Timmy the Tumor: ...(the new squeeze and her 6 "kids")...

If you're in any way implying that adopted kids don't count, you can blow it out your ass. I know what your main point was, but there were more intelligent ways to frame it than with quotation marks.

Point taken. Thanks for calling me on that.

Take two:

It would appear from the picture that she is an adopted mom of the six children as referenced from the article, so subby's reference of "she obviously puts out" is not necessarily true.

(and I think that anyone that gives a child a loving home through adoption is wonderful, and love isn't defined by or restricted to "birth parents")

Timmy the Tumor

2009-12-31 02:43:31 PM

...but it doesn't change the fact that Rosie O'Donnell is a fat douchebag, and this woman needs serious psychiatric help if she is willingly entering into a relationship with her.

bukketmaster

2009-12-31 02:50:37 PM

Jakevol2: why is it we always get that pic and not the one of Dana Delaney's exsquisit bush?

I'm here to help...
Link (new window)
/NSFW, obviously

Sapper_Topo

2009-12-31 02:54:29 PM

6 kids? Rosie will be goin down on this!

Link (new window)

FirstNationalBastard

2009-12-31 02:57:14 PM

Psumek: Jakevol2: Rosie had to find a woman with a vagina that could handle her Virginia ham sized fist. A woman with 6 kids should fit that bill just about perfectly.

It stretches. Always remember that. I'm sure we can get gorgor in to find the pics of the girl who puts a dildo in her urethra, and....

/i tried
//sorry

You don't have to summon Gorgor, just look up Amazing Ty on your search engine of choice.

And remember... that's gonna be extremely NSFW

Brick-House

2009-12-31 02:58:03 PM

Sapper_Topo: 6 kids? Rosie will be goin down on this!

As a sandwich, that looks pretty good -- as a cooter, not so much.

Courtney Cox-Zucker

2009-12-31 03:02:57 PM

Mother of Six?

2comicbookguys.files.wordpress.com

ParadisePornoTheater

2009-12-31 03:47:33 PM

When I first read "mother of six", I thanked Gawd it wasn't Kate Gosselin. That pairing just couldn't happen, now could it?

cefm

2009-12-31 03:48:30 PM

The poor girl's looking for #7. She'll be so upset when she finds out that Rosie's not a man.

rickycal78

2009-12-31 03:59:09 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Psumek: Jakevol2: Rosie had to find a woman with a vagina that could handle her Virginia ham sized fist. A woman with 6 kids should fit that bill just about perfectly.

It stretches. Always remember that. I'm sure we can get gorgor in to find the pics of the girl who puts a dildo in her urethra, and....

/i tried
//sorry

You don't have to summon Gorgor, just look up Amazing Ty on your search engine of choice.

And remember... that's gonna be extremely NSFW

Gawdammit... I was fool enough to look up this "Amazing Ty" person, and all I can say is Gorgor got nothin on that woman.

/off to blow my brains out to hopefully get those images out of my head now.

radioman_

2009-12-31 04:00:04 PM

and mother of six Tracy Kachtick-Anders.

There are six Tracy Kachtick-Anders? I would of thought one would be enough.

Brown Sauce

2009-12-31 04:00:07 PM

Gay for a day!

Brick-House

2009-12-31 04:01:24 PM

ParadisePornoTheater: When I first read "mother of six", I thanked Gawd it wasn't Kate Gosselin. That pairing just couldn't happen, now could it?

Ok, I'll see your Kate Gosselin and rais you an Octomom.

www.delawareonline.com

Even gwad would be appalled at that pairing.

gimmeabreak

2009-12-31 05:23:15 PM

Who really cares who Rosie O'Dildo is dating. No really, who farking cares!!

pstawicki

2009-12-31 06:39:11 PM

Brick-House: ParadisePornoTheater: When I first read "mother of six", I thanked Gawd it wasn't Kate Gosselin. That pairing just couldn't happen, now could it?

Ok, I'll see your Kate Gosselin and rais you an Octomom.

Even gwad would be appalled at that pairing.

IMAGINE THE STRETCH MARKS NOW??? Dear god that couldnt have all gone back into place!!

BobNesta420

2009-12-31 07:09:18 PM

bukketmaster: You know, I've always felt there's something contradictory about a woman who wants lots of kids but doesn't want the p3n1s.

Right. They should get with the program and not want the penis until after they've had kids.
/married
//2 kids
///lonely penis

bugmn99

2009-12-31 07:51:01 PM

Imagine what it must be like to go down on Rosie O'Donnell. I don't think any part of your face would not get wet.

Ok, well... see ya's!

Trik

2009-12-31 08:54:47 PM

yep, ol' rosie always looks like she's about to bite the head off a chicken

iron_city_ap

2009-12-31 09:23:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard:
You don't have to summon Gorgor, just look up Amazing Ty on your search engine of choice.

And remember... that's gonna be extremely NSFW

What has been seen....

OnmyojiOmn

2009-12-31 11:50:24 PM

bugmn99

2010-01-01 02:41:47 AM

OnmyojiOmn: FirstNationalBastard: Psumek: Jakevol2: Rosie had to find a woman with a vagina that could handle her Virginia ham sized fist. A woman with 6 kids should fit that bill just about perfectly.

It stretches. Always remember that. I'm sure we can get gorgor in to find the pics of the girl who puts a dildo in her urethra, and....

She would make an awesome drug mule.

/i tried
//sorry

You don't have to summon Gorgor, just look up Amazing Ty on your search engine of choice.

And remember... that's gonna be extremely NSFW

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

jso2897

2010-01-01 04:46:21 AM

bugmn99: Imagine what it must be like to go down on Rosie O'Donnell. I don't think any part of your face would not get wet.

Ok, well... see ya's!

Really. You'd have slime in your eyebrows.

Robo Beat

2010-01-01 04:56:09 AM

Courtney Cox-Zucker: Mother of Six?

Yeah, Six got some junk in da trunk:
farm3.static.flickr.com

OnmyojiOmn

2010-01-01 06:34:46 AM

jso2897: bugmn99: Imagine what it must be like to go down on Rosie O'Donnell. I don't think any part of your face would not get wet.

Ok, well... see ya's!

Really. You'd have slime in your ~~eyebrows~~ pockets.

FTFYyyyurgh...

varmitydog

2010-01-01 07:14:05 AM