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2003-04-04 04:33:37 AM
Sex is SO overrated.
 
2003-04-04 04:33:46 AM
Oh Boy!
Sex with my wife...
 
2003-04-04 04:37:11 AM
Gryn:
"Sex is SO overrated."

Yeah, especially when you're not getting any. ;-)
 
2003-04-04 04:38:24 AM
does it come with a free chick on a pillow?
 
2003-04-04 04:39:28 AM
What is the fun of a nooner in a hotel room? Nooners are supposed to take place in a broom closet or the parking garage. Someplace where it has to be fast and dirty.
 
2003-04-04 04:39:47 AM
Nemo1934:- Orbitz.com are giving away noontime humping sessions with your wife?
 
2003-04-04 04:40:42 AM
Greendanny8 wrote:
:Yeah, especially when you're not getting any. ;-)


Oh.. ow! Actually, women are ok, but they'll never be able to replace the real thing.
 
2003-04-04 04:41:51 AM
a broom closet or the parking garage. Someplace where it has to be fast and dirty.

So your ideal nooner is in a rocket powered sewage truck?
 
2003-04-04 04:42:11 AM
they're going to be pissed about having to clean up my cleveland tornado in time to rent out the room for the night
 
2003-04-04 04:43:29 AM
A good bowel movement beats great sex any day...
 
2003-04-04 04:43:35 AM
And the hotel will also pipe in the song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band.
 
2003-04-04 04:44:09 AM
Cleveland Tornado! Jesus you made spit out my colon with that Loquisimo.
 
2003-04-04 04:44:40 AM
Jay vee - It depends one the odds are of being caught by someone in the sewage powered rocket truck.
 
2003-04-04 04:45:41 AM
Hagbard23 wrote:
:Cleveland Tornado! Jesus you made spit out my colon with that Loquisimo.


And on that note, sort of.. why does the media keep calling Colin Powell "Colon?" Isn't it "Colin?"
 
2003-04-04 04:45:59 AM
Good, now the popup sons of biatches can go fark themselves.
/will NEVER buy an advertised Orbitz product or service.
 
2003-04-04 04:46:25 AM
I hope you don't mind...I brought a screamer...
 
2003-04-04 04:54:26 AM
I want to win just so I get free champagne, that is free booze if everyone didnt catch that, and as we all know the only thing better than free booze is an open bar. I want the door hanger to.
 
2003-04-04 05:07:03 AM
I'd like a nooner with Daisy Fuentes.
 
2003-04-04 05:33:11 AM
alright so im watching the old school americas funniest people with joey from full house hosting.......and holy shiat is it horrible........
 
2003-04-04 05:35:21 AM
BTW Gryn
Your 15 min up yet?
 
2003-04-04 05:43:02 AM
why does the media keep calling Colin Powell "Colon?" Isn't it "Colin?"

Because his job is to sit behind the arsehole, expelling shiat.
 
2003-04-04 05:44:20 AM
If 'nooner' means nap where no one bothers you, then I'm in.
 
2003-04-04 05:46:16 AM
"nooner" hotel

I thought the correct name was a 'hot-sheet' hotel.
 
2003-04-04 05:46:28 AM
 
2003-04-04 05:56:37 AM
Ku_No_Ichi:- Perfect ;)
 
2003-04-04 05:58:27 AM
Yes Jay_vee, it was for you. It will most likely vanish, but I wanted to share..
 
2003-04-04 06:06:33 AM
Thanks. I've just realised that "and deal with the shiat" would have been funnier. I hate it when the perfect punchline comes to you afterwards, dammit. I'll have to work it into conversation later today to make myself feel better.
 
2003-04-04 06:26:06 AM
Dastardly_Dan asked:
:BTW Gryn
:Your 15 min up yet?


No, because just as the person who coined the "15 minutes of fame" quote repeated his designs, I will keep showing up over and over again, too. My 15 minutes of fame restarts every time I post something new, yet the same.

Sorry. =(
 
2003-04-04 06:28:09 AM
Do you get some of their spam email too? For free?
 
2003-04-04 07:11:14 AM
Big deal. I've been giving away nooners for years.
 
2003-04-04 07:32:50 AM

I hope they mail questionnaires to the winners...

"Honey, Orbitz is wondering how 'we' enjoyed our nooner at the local Super 8. When exactly did we have a nooner at the local Super 8?"

"Um, you know, um,... shiat. Damn stupid Orbitz."

I worked next door to my house for a year, and I never tried that. Weekend nooners are common. We bribe the kids with ice cream treats to play in the basement for a while.
 
2003-04-04 08:02:04 AM
 
2003-04-04 08:07:43 AM


My girlfriend is sick from all the pollen. I'll have to bring something else.
 
CB
2003-04-04 08:29:02 AM
 
2003-04-04 08:33:22 AM
Zerkalo
A good bowel movement beats great sex any day...

What the hell have you been eating? 'Cause I gotta get me some !
 
2003-04-04 08:44:28 AM
"Winners will get one afternoon -- and evening if they like -- at a luxury hotel room, champagne, strawberries and a door hanger that reads: "Do Not Disturb. Orbitz Nooner In Progress."

Now that's class.
 
2003-04-04 08:51:15 AM
They're giving away in Minneapolis too? How very nice!

Just the spot for a loaf of wine, a jug of bread, and thou. . .

(sigh -- the nap thing does sound nice, though)
 
2003-04-04 09:40:53 AM
Some of us are at work, CB.
 
2003-04-04 10:05:25 AM
98% of the people in MN don't know what a nooner is. My impression is that they feel that a lingering glance in the display window at Victoria's Secret at the MOA is a vapid, steamy trip through erotica-land.

Norwegians...Catholic Norwegians at that...

/Bored in MN
 
2003-04-04 10:17:37 AM
It would be better if Playboy or Hustler were offering the nooners. Hey- any attorneys out there know if giving away sex with a porn model (If she concentsA) is legal? Would it be considered prostitution, if the "Payment" is a marketing "hit"?
 
2003-04-04 10:19:38 AM
Egads. Between the flashy pop-ups, the "register or else" harassment, and these promotions, orbitz just strikes me as the typical 1999 dotcom.

Did I forget anything? Oh yes their stupid name.
 
2003-04-04 10:26:44 AM
Thanks Ny-Quill Driver, Now I have that stuck in my head....

Sky rockets in flight.....
 
2003-04-04 11:46:28 AM
CONGRATULATIONS!

If this link is flashing, You are today's winner.
Click here to claim your prize.

When I saw this article I thought I won a chance to go have sex in a hotel during the day!

Child: Hey Mom? Dad? Where are you going?

Mom: Oh, we're going downtown to a hotel. We won a chance to have sex during the daytime!

Dad: Yep, so if we're not home by 8, eat something and put yourself to bed. And would it hurt you to clean up your room?
 
2003-04-04 12:30:44 PM
Zorkthemadman-

Yeah, that's not a good thing. And I can't believe anyone would want to have sex after hearing that song.
 
2003-04-04 01:38:05 PM
Wow. This almost makes up for the scads of Orbitz popups scattered accross the Internet. Almost. Eh, who am I kidding? It doesn't make up for it at all.
 
2003-04-05 02:40:29 AM
can you get it with the orbit gum chick?
 
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