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2009-12-31 10:59:01 AM  
Complete the ritual, Gene Masseth needs an Urban Dictionary entry and Wiki page.
 
2009-12-31 10:59:59 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Foo King
 
2009-12-31 11:00:03 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2009-12-31 11:00:48 AM  

zedster: DRUM ROLL PLEASE,
Number one search this hour on google is gene masseth(#5 is inverted nipple) (new window)


'Inverted Nipple' is now at #15, but it, 'Gene Masseth' and 'Three Stooges' are each ranking higher than 'Times Square New Years.'

Glad people have their priorities screwed on today.
 
2009-12-31 11:01:01 AM  

jake3988: You don't think Dane Cook or Two and a Half Men are funny...



Nobody with double-digit IQ points does...
 
2009-12-31 11:01:34 AM  
zedster they also Service Brown Rice. Must be code for something.
 
2009-12-31 11:02:48 AM  
"Can we get your name for the photo?"

Certainly, it's Gene Masseth, and this is my buddy, Haywood Jablome.

"Could you spell that please?"
 
2009-12-31 11:03:38 AM  
This thread turned out much funnier than expected.
 
2009-12-31 11:03:51 AM  

Stupid Floppy Clownshoes: zedster: DRUM ROLL PLEASE,
Number one search this hour on google is gene masseth(#5 is inverted nipple) (new window)

'Inverted Nipple' is now at #15, but it, 'Gene Masseth' and 'Three Stooges' are each ranking higher than 'Times Square New Years.'

Glad people have their priorities screwed on today.


If I ever feel like I'm regaining hope for humanity I open google trends. When the tiger woods scandal broke the number looked up word was "transgressions". Next time someone tells you this is a religious nation point that out, pretty sure anyone who reads king james knows what a transgression is
 
2009-12-31 11:03:55 AM  
Worked for Delta Airlines reservations in college. Best name ever was the asian guy who called in named Thigk Poo. Had to put him on hold and giggle until I regained my composure.

/also love the top-selling Tupperware "saleslady" Dixie Longate
//yes, she/he is real
 
2009-12-31 11:03:55 AM  
 
2009-12-31 11:04:54 AM  
www.tripmastermonkey.com


Doesn't get it...
 
2009-12-31 11:05:19 AM  
My favorite fail:
i969.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-31 11:06:02 AM  

pwhp_67: Today, we will use one of the greatest information resources ever created to investigate why the name Gene Masseth is humorous.

God save us all...


I enjoy this answer, a lot.

"Euphemism for Ejaculate" Myself with a lisp (rhymes with liz)
2 hours ago


Seriously, with the random quotes, the non-matching capitalization and an arbitrary non-rhyming rhyme. This is a work of beauty.
 
2009-12-31 11:06:26 AM  
how about this one (new window)
 
2009-12-31 11:10:22 AM  
This isn't funny. Ya'll are on drugs, aintcha?
 
2009-12-31 11:11:18 AM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-31 11:12:22 AM  
Thanks for posting that...it was blocked at work for "Pornography"(??)
 
2009-12-31 11:13:46 AM  
I love this thread so much.
 
2009-12-31 11:14:04 AM  

tuna fingers: Seriously, with the random quotes, the non-matching capitalization and an arbitrary non-rhyming rhyme. This is a work of beauty.


It's not a non-rhyming rhyme. Take a closer look...
 
2009-12-31 11:14:18 AM  
Good form, Subby old boy!
 
2009-12-31 11:19:29 AM  
my favorites...
Barry Dinpoon
Bud Vuggar
Chuck Jizatter
Duncan Majunkin
Lou Spudole
Phil Matwat
 
2009-12-31 11:21:12 AM  
Some funny names:

My mom used to work for a guy named "Richard Lesse." He did not go by Dick; but we would joke about naming his two daughters Hope and Penny.

Went to high-school with a chick named Vicky Vader. Her middle name was Ella.

/Adolf Oliver Busch
//I.P. Freeley
///Ben & Eileen Dover
////yah, yah, yah. cool story, etc...
 
2009-12-31 11:21:25 AM  
Site blocked at work, category: pornography. Great.
 
2009-12-31 11:22:06 AM  
And let us not forget Hugh G. Rection.
 
2009-12-31 11:22:18 AM  

Stupid Floppy Clownshoes: zedster: DRUM ROLL PLEASE,
Number one search this hour on google is gene masseth(#5 is inverted nipple) (new window)

'Inverted Nipple' is now at #15, but it, 'Gene Masseth' and 'Three Stooges' are each ranking higher than 'Times Square New Years.'

Glad people have their priorities screwed on today.


Behold the power of Fark.
 
2009-12-31 11:23:18 AM  
I think I just Gene Masseth.
 
2009-12-31 11:23:20 AM  
Well my contribution to this thread is a real name.

Dick Zoutman... I never met him but I fantasize of walking up to him someday and saying while pointing, "Hey, you're Dick Zoutman!!!"

He even calls himself Dick.
 
2009-12-31 11:23:59 AM  

waterbrother: /Adolf Oliver Busch
//I.P. Freeley
///Ben & Eileen Dover
////yah, yah, yah. cool story, etc...


I once worked with a woman that walked with a limp. Turns out she had a prosthetic leg. Her name - Eileen. I almost fell over laughing, my coworkers didn't get it.
 
2009-12-31 11:25:11 AM  
As of about 10 mins ago, still no Urban Dictionary page...
 
2009-12-31 11:26:12 AM  
www.darbrocreative.com

Thanks for the LOLs, fellow Farkers!
 
2009-12-31 11:26:38 AM  
Used to work with a guy called Jay Nair. Also knew a guy called Mike Triplecock...He insisted it was pronounced 'tree-pill-coe'. Oh how we ignored him on that.
 
2009-12-31 11:28:39 AM  
Posting in an epic thread.
 
2009-12-31 11:28:44 AM  
It took me all of 10 seconds to confirm that a Gene Masseth from Fargo exists. Are the intertubes different depending on location? Are all these people googling his name unable to access whitepages.com? Or is whitepages.com getting in on the joke?
 
2009-12-31 11:29:48 AM  
i594.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-31 11:32:36 AM  
Epic thread is epic.
 
2009-12-31 11:35:35 AM  
Gene Masseth.


I.
Am.
Fully.
Astounded.
 
2009-12-31 11:37:44 AM  
#8 on list - 'new years quotes sayings'

Isn't that being redundant??
 
2009-12-31 11:40:15 AM  
I can only assume "j-i-(z)-(z) myself"

Otherwise, I have no idea what Gene Masseth is.
 
2009-12-31 11:40:32 AM  
GENE MASSETH
 
2009-12-31 11:41:47 AM  
Does the real Gene Masseth have anything to say before his 15 minutes is up?
 
2009-12-31 11:41:53 AM  
Oh, I almost forgot:

I worked for a company doing enterprise software support. One of the admin contacts at a client's site was named Dick Vigilante.

Nobody ever had the balls to call him, tho.
 
2009-12-31 11:41:59 AM  
i have to say i lol'ed
 
2009-12-31 11:42:32 AM  

MajorTeroh: As of about 10 mins ago, still no Urban Dictionary page...


I'm sure Gene is glad of that
 
2009-12-31 11:43:46 AM  
The guys real name is NOT Gene Masseth. There's an interview with the guy on Zombo.com (new window) explaining the fake name and why he picked it.
 
2009-12-31 11:45:16 AM  
Gene Masseth...oh NOW I get it.

I don't find euphemistic pseudo-names amusing whatsoever.
 
2009-12-31 11:45:44 AM  

robnelle: The guys real name is NOT Gene Masseth. There's an interview with the guy on Zombo.com (new window) explaining the fake name and why he picked it.


No way anyone is falling for that.
 
2009-12-31 11:47:35 AM  
Login: Gene Masseth
Account created: 2009-12-31 09:52:31
 
2009-12-31 11:47:50 AM  
Once met a woman named Anita Cox.
 
2009-12-31 11:48:18 AM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
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