jj325: the Bastrop Connection

Someday well find it, the bastrop connection, the sheriff, the stoners, and me.

John Paul Jones: How much you wanna bet it's a male plant?

I am not sure its even marajuana. A guy I work with was recently in a wreck there. The police listed the other driver as a pedestrian and left the spot in the report for the other driver blank. This is the caliber of law enforcement we are dealing with here.

Oooo. I feel so much safer now ;)

I wonder what the street value of that is.

bogey: I wonder what the street value of that is.

A buck three eighty.

Gang violence.

bogey: I wonder what the street value of that is.

Estimated to be in the fives of dollars

Still no word on what a marijuana farm may look like.

Your tax dollars at work.

bogey: I wonder what the str

That depends on the cost of a kWh of electricity. It probably cost more to grow it than it was worth.

nunyabidness: jj325: the Bastrop Connection

Someday well find it, the bastrop connection, the sheriff, the stoners, and me.


It's not easy smoking green.

FTA: "She gave officers consent to search the home"

Never, no matter how "innocent" you are, agree to a search. They will never find anything that exonerates you, they only find things that put you in jail. You are innocent by default, there is no reason to seek to prove your innocence.

This women is a moron.

That has to be the saddest grow operation ever.

If I was the DA I would give them a break.

You are farking kidding me.

A friend's elderly mother was growing a plant in her bathroom window. It came up in her yard, and she thought it was pretty. She had to be told that it was hemp.

I bet that volunteer plant looked headier than this sad thing.
whatshisname: bogey: I wonder what the street value of that is.

Estimated to be in the fives of dollars

Yep. The low fives.

Oh man... who knows how many will go down for this...

"She gave officers consent to search the home"

What the story didn't tell you was that they were also clubbing baby seals.

Now, if they add 'with intent to distribute' to the trumped up charges, then we'll have a story. Otherwise, what're we looking at here, one, maybe two bong-hits?

© not that I condone bong-hits

From someone who just left his hometown of 29 years, 20 miles away... Bastrop ain't cajun. Neither am I. Fully half of Louisiana is really more like Arkansas than New Orleans.

Marawhatnow?

it's easy to grow weed when you don't show your friends. once you do that, they can either wait for it to mature and steal it or....bust your ass.

That is not a picture of a pot plant, this is!

Laugh all you want, that plant is probably a clone of some crazy high grade from California or even Canada. Most likely the cops stopped an operation early before it could spread the "chronic" all over Louisiana and the rest of the south.

Do I have to do everything?



/That's some fine police work there, Lou.

Rat: Now, if they add 'with intent to distribute' to the trumped up charges, then we'll have a story. Otherwise, what're we looking at here, one, maybe two bong-hits?

© not that I condone bong-hits

That would be zero bong hits.

CaesarSneezy: She gave officers consent to search the home
Non-Consent is a Powerfull Thing (new window)

I understand that the fail tag applies to the criminals growing the plant, but damn isn't this just farking silly? I mean this is just farking silly and waste of resources on everyones part. Not about to go on a legalize it rant, and in fact I don't even smoke weed. I just think this whole thing is farking retarded and this plant being illegal is proof a large portion of the populace is retarded.

That doesn't even look like weed. Leaves are far too wide.

It's both illegal to grow marijuana and to conspire to grow marijuana. The second is only if you know it's marijuana you're growing.

I don't like weed as a drug. But come on people, lets make it legal! Fark W.R.Hearst! it's one of the best plants ever!

wow, that has got to be the crappiest marijuana plant ever.

sad.

gas giant: That doesn't even look like weed. Leaves are far too wide.

It's herbal tea.



Hey, it worked for these two...

If I may be serious for a moment you could put that entire plant in a food processor and bake it into a single brownie and there wouldn't be enough to get a baby high. Really - a baby.

I think the Morehouse Parish Sherifs Department just won the war on drugs. Cartel bosses from Juarez to Bogota will be surrendering any day now.

this is what lol is for

I love how this somehow got tagged Los Angeles.

evilboyevil: It's both illegal to grow marijuana and to conspire to grow marijuana. The second is only if you know it's marijuana you're growing.

short troll bus over there ------

I think someone was trying to make a reason for their job~ FAIL

Bad bit in the bit bucket: LittleSmitty: That is not a picture of a pot plant, this is!

Okay, I'm willing to show my complete ignorance here. What is all the greenish-white fuzzy stuff surrounding what appears to be the central stem? What gets smoked, the leaves?

/Yes, I'm serious, never tried the stuff.

serious?

Bad bit in the bit bucket: LittleSmitty: That is not a picture of a pot plant, this is!

Okay, I'm willing to show my complete ignorance here. What is all the greenish-white fuzzy stuff surrounding what appears to be the central stem? What gets smoked, the leaves?

/Yes, I'm serious, never tried the stuff.

That, is heaven. Like a vagina.

Actual leaves are near worthless for smoking.

The last marijuana plant ever.

New years pizza coming up any day now...