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2009-12-30 05:10:05 PM  
But I did not shoot the Sherif
 
2009-12-30 05:10:17 PM  
Hartman says the inmate took the gun from one of the deputies, but it's not clear what he used to inflict the stab wound.

Too easy.
 
2009-12-30 05:10:47 PM  
FAW-KEER

not to be confused with

FAK-WEER
 
2009-12-30 05:10:48 PM  
Maybe this dude knows Jason Bourne..
 
2009-12-30 05:10:49 PM  
Mietsko: But I did not shoot the Sherif

Go it backwards and I was going to say that...
 
2009-12-30 05:10:57 PM  
Not going anywhere? Grab a snickers.
 
2009-12-30 05:13:27 PM  
megain.smugmug.com

he has ties to prince william!
 
2009-12-30 05:14:07 PM  

wet_dream: Mietsko: But I did not shoot the Sherif

Go it backwards and I was going to say that...


i108.photobucket.com

Approves
 
2009-12-30 05:15:40 PM  
I think similar stories are not uncommon.

Is it easy for a prisoner to overpower an armed cop? WTF?
 
2009-12-30 05:16:04 PM  
I bet the Sharif didn't like that.
 
2009-12-30 05:17:31 PM  
I bet that's not going to help his case.
 
2009-12-30 05:18:09 PM  
We are no longer Farkers.

Henceforth, we are faw-KEERS'.

Pass it on.
 
2009-12-30 05:18:20 PM  
Good, fark the pigs.

Did I do it right?
 
2009-12-30 05:18:59 PM  
Maybe he used his kawk!
 
2009-12-30 05:19:12 PM  

CaesarSneezy: I bet the Sharif didn't like that.


www.brucefeiler.com

He does look rather unhappy.
 
2009-12-30 05:19:38 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Close one.
 
2009-12-30 05:19:53 PM  
Was this Rambo LXV?
 
2009-12-30 05:21:04 PM  
Wait, the inmate got away?

The article reads like the inmate still has the gun and wasn't re-captured.
 
2009-12-30 05:21:05 PM  
He's the sans-Sheriff type.
 
2009-12-30 05:23:40 PM  
I shot the clerk

/?
 
2009-12-30 05:26:07 PM  
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Chicago loves you.

Look!
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#2 [TotalFark]
2009-12-30 05:26:58 PM  
"I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!"

- Deputy Barney Fife
 
2009-12-30 05:29:02 PM  
Inmate: (to deputy) "Quick, let me borrow your gun!"

Deputy: "OK"
 
2009-12-30 05:30:56 PM  
I hope that Fauquier gets what he deserves.
 
2009-12-30 05:31:29 PM  
Approve of the headline + tag.
 
2009-12-30 05:33:09 PM  
Heh, I live about 1/4 mile from this. I actually work on a daily basis IN that courthouse. I just happened to not be there today. Boy did I miss everything.
 
2009-12-30 05:35:43 PM  
Well if you are already going to prison for a really long time you might as well go to prison with the reputation of being a total badass.

From what I hear prisoners don't like cops for some reason. Shooting one cop and stabbing another while already in jail for multiple bank robberies should go over quite well with his future prisonmates.
 
2009-12-30 05:36:04 PM  
You shot the Serif? Where, in the colon? Is he in a comma?
 
2009-12-30 05:36:49 PM  
 
2009-12-30 05:39:19 PM  
...and they say, it is a capital offense
 
2009-12-30 05:41:04 PM  

MBooda: You shot the Serif? Where, in the colon? Is he in a comma?


GRAMMAR JOKES ARE FUNNY!

 
2009-12-30 05:41:35 PM  

netweavr: Hartman says the inmate took the gun from one of the deputies, but it's not clear what he used to inflict the stab wound.

Too easy.


I could stab you with a pen, a pair of scissors, a knife etc,.
 
2009-12-30 05:41:40 PM  
Hartman says the inmate took the gun from one of the deputies, but it's not clear what he used to inflict the stab wound.

Does it matter?

Sounds like a classic fight for the gun if all he got was a leg shot.

/cops are lucky to be alive.
 
2009-12-30 05:48:08 PM  
Are handcuffs against the rules too now?

Obviously, its demeaning for a prisoner to be handcuffed, and we have to worry about their feelings, right? Cause, they are innocent until proven guilty, right? WE WOULDN'T WANT TO HANDCUFF AN INNOCENT PERSON, RIGHT??

/political correctness is stupid
//being handcuffed can be fun
 
2009-12-30 05:49:34 PM  
Hartman says the inmate took the gun from one of the deputies

what one of of the deputies may look like...........
festivalsandevents.com
 
2009-12-30 05:55:16 PM  
Using jaytkay cheerleader lineup
Fauquier Fauquier Fauquier Fauquier Fauquier and Fauquier.

/nothing suggestive
 
2009-12-30 05:56:52 PM  
I'm Bob Marley and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2009-12-30 06:03:19 PM  

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here: Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy Approves (new window)


good times.
 
2009-12-30 06:09:03 PM  
crispyone 2009-12-30 05:35:43 PM  
Well if you are already going to prison for a really long time you might as well go to prison with the reputation of being a total badass.

We bad we bad!
Why you saying we bad?

Answer by Captain Obvious please. .
 
2009-12-30 06:22:34 PM  
With a great mustache comes great responsibility!
Girl: ....with all the shanking.
Guy: To shank....it's a verb.
 
2009-12-30 06:23:48 PM  
John Leguizamo has really let himself go.
 
2009-12-30 06:30:52 PM  
Classy dude. Entire life is a fail of crimes and jail time. Too bad the other police officers didn't get a chance to shoot his ass dead and save the taxpayer a shiatload of tax dollars.
 
2009-12-30 06:32:13 PM  
Ok...so one of the deputys got stabbed in the face, well at least he'll have a badass face scar to show off to all his friends ;)
 
2009-12-30 06:34:01 PM  

Raging Thespian: CaesarSneezy: I bet the Sharif didn't like that.

He does look rather unhappy.


Rock the Casbah
 
2009-12-30 06:36:29 PM  
I swear it was in self defense.
 
2009-12-30 06:50:26 PM  

Vixen_Pot: Ok...so one of the deputys got stabbed in the face, well at least he'll have a badass face scar to show off to all his friends ;)


...and here's where some perp stabbed me with a Hello-Kitty pen while I was picking my nose.
 
2009-12-30 06:57:20 PM  
Fauquier is not in Northern Virginia. No, sorry, not even close. Fauquier is cow farms and trailer parks. Northern Virginia, on the other hand, is tract homes, interstates, and interchangeable strip malls. Fauquier is Budweiser and meth. Northern Virginia is craft beer and dope. Fauquier is truck drivers and mechanics. Northern Virginia is IT and Beltway Bandits. If Northern Virginia were its own state, its state bird would be the sea gull, which hangs out in all its mall parking lots. If Fauquier had its own bird, it'd be the buzzard that eats all its roadkill.
 
2009-12-30 07:09:13 PM  

ilgallo: Hartman says the inmate took the gun from one of the deputies

what one of of the deputies may look like...........


[Don Knotts]

If it's that guy, he probably shot himself trying to load the bullet into his gun.

\Off my lawn.
 
2009-12-30 07:30:27 PM  

Cyborg77: I swear it was in self defense.

this
 
2009-12-30 07:46:43 PM  

crispyone: From what I hear prisoners don't like cops for some reason. Shooting one cop and stabbing another while already in jail for multiple bank robberies should go over quite well with his future prisonmates.


But not so well with the prison guards.
 
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