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(Discovery)   Mythbusters proove that Captain Kirk should leave the impromptu inventions to MacGyver   (dsc.discovery.com) divider line 67
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2009-12-30 12:55:08 PM
Wow--certainly looks like that cannon would do far more damage to Kirk than the Gorn!
 
2009-12-30 01:05:33 PM
i594.photobucket.com
/approves
 
2009-12-30 01:14:05 PM
They also proved candles made from ear wax to be disgusting but hilarious.
 
2009-12-30 01:17:44 PM
Want Kari back plz. kthxbai.
 
2009-12-30 02:12:39 PM
I beg to differ - Kirk had the benefit of ALIEN bamboo, there is no way of telling how strong Kirk's bamboo was (wow, that sounded dirty!). It could have been perfectly suitable for cannons.

Until the Mythbuster team can travel to the same planet the Metrons sent Kirk and the Gorn to - this myth is "plausible"!

/when is Kari coming back? I'm not real fond of the new girl, she has no lips.
 
2009-12-30 02:20:45 PM
what is it with the jessi hate? kari is a cute redhead with marginal talent, but this is a cute girl who knows how to build race cars! RACE CARS!!!!
 
2009-12-30 02:28:43 PM
TheGrayCat: I beg to differ - Kirk had the benefit of ALIEN bamboo, there is no way of telling how strong Kirk's bamboo was (wow, that sounded dirty!). It could have been perfectly suitable for cannons.

Until the Mythbuster team can travel to the same planet the Metrons sent Kirk and the Gorn to - this myth is "plausible"!

/when is Kari coming back? I'm not real fond of the new girl, she has no lips.


that
 
2009-12-30 02:31:08 PM
doublesecretprobation: what is it with the jessi hate? kari is a cute redhead with marginal talent, but this is a cute girl who knows how to build race cars! RACE CARS!!!!

It's not hate - it's just her non-existant lips just bug a bit. Being female, I'm just happy they have Tori and Grant.
 
2009-12-30 02:33:46 PM
I, for one, want Scottie back. (Scottie from Mythbusters not Scotty from Star Trek.)
 
2009-12-30 03:05:30 PM
The new girl is cute and fun... who the fark cares about lip quotient?

/Loves Kari
//A little less when she was preggers though.
 
2009-12-30 03:22:54 PM
TheGrayCat: Kirk had the benefit of ALIEN bamboo

THIS!

/ argued, er, discussed this with the wife for several minutes
 
2009-12-30 05:44:55 PM
doublesecretprobation: kari is a cute redhead

This. This is all that needs to be said.
 
2009-12-30 06:17:15 PM
Look submitter, unlike you Captain Kirk was a guy who nailed alien chicks. I strongly suspect you haven't even nailed an Earth chick yet alone an alien chick. I don't even want to think of what you'd do if you have a green alien chick offer to do you. I suspect there'd be an intergalactic incident with you looking ashamed of yourself as you wiped yourself off with a towel while she looked disgusted at you. How does that make you feel, Couldn'tEvenLastThirtySecondsWithAnAlienGreenChickmitter?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-12-30 06:34:24 PM
I can't even get a chick with green hair.

/not submitter
 
2009-12-30 08:06:48 PM
Jessi is cute and competent and good on camera. However, Kari has much more of teh hotness.

/also miss Scottie's tight t-shirts
 
2009-12-30 08:17:09 PM
What are you talking about, smitty?! Did you see the debris that hit the target in the face at 24 seconds? That would have REALLY inconvenienced him as he was laughing at Kirk's toupee flying straight up in the air.
 
2009-12-30 08:17:55 PM
15 comments and nobody's pointed out that subby misspelled proves? You're slipping, elitists.
 
2009-12-30 08:18:39 PM
brigid_fitch: 15 comments and nobody's pointed out that subby misspelled proves? You're slipping, elitists.

Shuut up.
 
2009-12-30 08:19:57 PM
Noo, theey diidn't.
 
2009-12-30 08:20:54 PM
brigid_fitch: 15 comments and nobody's pointed out that subby misspelled proves? You're slipping, elitists.

The subject of the headline inevitably invoked the Kari's butt images in everyone's minds, rendering them largely non-functional.

/mmmmmm
 
2009-12-30 08:21:27 PM
brigid_fitch: 15 comments and nobody's pointed out that subby misspelled proves? You're slipping, elitists.

Daammiit!
 
2009-12-30 08:23:24 PM
brigid_fitch: 15 comments and nobody's pointed out that subby misspelled proves? You're slipping, elitists.

I guess we're all gasping in utter astonishment that he spelled MacGyver correctly.
 
2009-12-30 08:51:53 PM
brigid_fitch: 15 comments and nobody's pointed out that subby misspelled proves? You're slipping, elitists.

22 posts, debating Kari's hotness and this hasn't been posted yet:


i24.photobucket.com

You guys are definately slipping
 
2009-12-30 08:53:31 PM
/approoves
 
2009-12-30 08:54:34 PM
haooken: Want Kari back plz. kthxbai.

TheGrayCat: /when is Kari coming back? I'm not real fond of the new girl, she has no lips.

When she's done looking after her newborn baby. You know, maternity leave?

She's already back at work, but it'll be another couple of months before those episodes get aired.
 
2009-12-30 09:01:10 PM
scrapetv.com
 
2009-12-30 09:22:40 PM
I'd like to see a Gorn vs Mugato battle.

Bet neither one wastes time building diamond cannons out of bamboo.
 
2009-12-30 09:30:21 PM
iron_city_ap: brigid_fitch: 15 comments and nobody's pointed out that subby misspelled proves? You're slipping, elitists.

22 posts, debating Kari's hotness and this hasn't been posted yet:

You guys are definately slipping


Mystikal said it best
nuff said...
 
2009-12-30 09:34:14 PM
I forgot to post

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-30 09:54:26 PM
Jessi definitely has some skillz, but I find her voice to be really, really irritating.
 
2009-12-30 10:15:36 PM
TheGrayCat: Until the Mythbuster team can travel to the same planet the Metrons sent Kirk and the Gorn to - this myth is "plausible"!

It was an asteroid.

/felt it necessary to point that out
 
2009-12-30 10:38:04 PM
This Discovery web site is down for scheduled maintenance. We expect service to resume shortly.

:-(
 
2009-12-30 10:48:20 PM
So they're saying we were...bamboo-zled?

/can't see the video...
 
2009-12-30 11:00:12 PM
sariq: / argued, er, discussed this with the wife for several minutes

She's a keeper.
 
2009-12-30 11:08:56 PM
utsagrad123: /approves

Patty and Selma ♥ MacGyver
Grandpa Simpson ♥ Matlock

You are suspended 3 weeks with pay. Turn in your Simpsons fan badge. And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame.
 
2009-12-30 11:14:53 PM
moore pics of Kaari please.
 
2009-12-30 11:15:38 PM
wildsnowllama: utsagrad123: /approves

Patty and Selma ♥ MacGyver
Grandpa Simpson ♥ Matlock

You are suspended 3 weeks with pay. Turn in your Simpsons fan badge. And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame.


Harsh but fair.
 
2009-12-30 11:25:09 PM
Fark It. Clean your keyboard after you're done
img182.imageshack.us

I think it's her...
api.ning.com
 
2009-12-31 12:14:23 AM
eddievercetti: Fark It. Clean your keyboard after you're done


I think it's her...


Second pic is not Kari. Nice though.
 
2009-12-31 12:45:18 AM
StormDawg: wildsnowllama: utsagrad123: /approves

Patty and Selma ♥ MacGyver
Grandpa Simpson ♥ Matlock

You are suspended 3 weeks with pay. Turn in your Simpsons fan badge. And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame.

Harsh but fair.


Then it's agreed. I remind all of you that this system is impartial and fair. I expect the same treatment should I incur a similar breach in Simpsons trivia. This trial is over. *Gavel Pound*
 
2009-12-31 01:56:30 AM
TheGrayCat: I beg to differ - Kirk had the benefit of ALIEN bamboo, there is no way of telling how strong Kirk's bamboo was (wow, that sounded dirty!). It could have been perfectly suitable for cannons.

Until the Mythbuster team can travel to the same planet the Metrons sent Kirk and the Gorn to - this myth is "plausible"!


The preceeding passage is best read out loud in a nasal, adanoidal
drone.

I thought I was a huge Trekkie, but I must now retire my green
velour wrap-around tunic and place it at your feet.

/when is Kari coming back? I'm not real fond of the new girl, she has no lips.

Jessi is cute.

Kari is hot.

Both have a seat reserved in my zero-G hot tub, along side Scottie
and Jess the Mythtern.
 
2009-12-31 04:44:55 AM
I'd like to see Kari back, but I loved it when they introduced Jess. I've watched her for a couple of years on Extreme 4x4 and always thought she was hot, especially when moving heavy 4x4 parts around.

/Yay for the Kari butt-scan pic.
 
2009-12-31 06:32:57 AM
Oh come on people!
i302.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-31 06:49:50 AM
DjangoStonereaver: I thought I was a huge Trekkie, but I must now retire my green
velour wrap-around tunic and place it at your feet.


Thank you, but I already have one!
 
2009-12-31 08:38:47 AM
sariq: TheGrayCat: Kirk had the benefit of ALIEN bamboo

THIS!

/ argued, er, discussed this with the wife for several minutes


My wife thought of alien bamboo before I did.

/ashamed she outgeeks me sometimes.
 
2009-12-31 10:37:03 AM
Nothing like slow-motion smoke to 'proove' a point.
 
2009-12-31 11:01:32 AM
www.vintageculture.net
Approves.

/You'll have to come down here.
 
2009-12-31 11:06:37 AM
racecar is my favorite palindrome
 
2009-12-31 11:11:17 AM
I see some folks say "kari was hot until she got preggo"
What's wrong with you people?
1) it means she puts out
2) preggo women are waaaay horny
3) the damage has been done, you can't make her "more preggo" if you let loose in her.
 
2009-12-31 11:28:03 AM
mooseyfate: What are you talking about, smitty?! Did you see the debris that hit the target in the face at 24 seconds? That would have REALLY inconvenienced him as he was laughing at Kirk's toupee flying straight up in the air.

I LOLed. Thanks
 
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