Because the registry is run by the elder gods. (new window)

Moving right along!

Yeah, I'd definitely pick The Great Muppet Caper over The Muppet Movie.

NuttierThanEver: UNC_Samurai: Yeah, I'd definitely pick The Great Muppet Caper over The Muppet Movie.

You FAIL! Good day sir! I said Good Day!

/life's like a movie write your own ending..,

Hey, how're you guys fixin' to pay?
What are our choices?
A: Credit card; B: Cash; C: Sneak out in the middle of the night.
We'll take C.
Pops: Very popular choice.

Also:

What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
RENOIR!

And, of course:

We're going to catch those crooks red-handed.
What color are their hands now?

You, sir, stand rebutted.

Arch Radish: Because the registry is run by the elder gods. (new window)

I came in here to post something about Kermit singing the Rainbow Connection, but you beat me to it and with a great link ta-boot.

But, Cthulu is a Great Old One, not an Elder God.
And so because of that you will have to die now.

It deserves the spot given its originality and daring. Isn't this the tab where we moan about lack of both in Hollywood these days?

There's nothing inexplicable about awesomeness. It's more like incomprehensible, but in a good way.

/anybody have a link that doesn't require registration?

I think the ending of that movie is responsible for my penchant for fourth wall breaking and generally farked up storytelling.

Life's like a movie
Write your own ending
Keep believing
Keep pretending
We've done just what we set out to doooooooooooooo
Thanks to the looooooooooooovers
The dreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaamers
Aaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu

It's been thirty years and I can still remember all the words to Rainbow Connection (new window).

Fark you subby. Fark you to the muddy depths of Kermit's pond.

Shut up, subby (new window)

Jakevol2:

The story was fun too!

Was it a cool story? bro?

Di Atribe: Why is it inexplicable? It's a movie and it has Muppets in it. What's difficult about this? It's a national treasure.

Which are you subby, the one the on the right or the one on the left?

"Stay away from women. That's my motto."
"But I can't."
"Neither can I. That's my problem."

Muppet Christmas Carol is awesome if only for the part where Beaker flips off Michael Caine.

/Muppet Movie still the best though

If you get the Muppets to do a version of Dog Day Afternoon, you get my undying loyalty.

Now, I know subby wasn't up here hatin' on the muppets, right? RIGHT?



You in danger, girl.

Hillbilly Jim: titwrench: Muppet Christmas Carol is awesome if only for the part where Beaker flips off Michael Caine.

/Muppet Movie still the best though

But The Muppet Movie didn't have Tim Curry in it.

It also didn't suck. Correlation or causation? Causation.

Optimal_Illusion: If you get the Muppets to do a version of Dog Day Afternoon, you get my undying loyalty.

Mine too, but only if they get Fozzie to play Leon

/Kermit & Gonzo play the leads, in case you're wondering...

It's a myth; A MYTH!

Right before Beaker goes out the door. Comedy gold.
Link (new window)

Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker



Gave me nightmares for weeks...

Enjoying this thread while I am drinking Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.

/It should be, for ninety-five cents!

"Bear left."

"Right, frog!"

Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.

Subby's a-trollin'

Wolfmanjames: Much hate for subby. Good.

No love for 'I'm Going to go Back There Someday.' Bad.

I just listened to that, it's my favorite Muppet song. If you like it, do not, for the love of god, do not listen to the new version they put out within the last decade. It turns it into a bland adult contemporary piece of shiat.

mofomisfit: Wolfmanjames: Much hate for subby. Good.

No love for 'I'm Going to go Back There Someday.' Bad.

I just listened to that, it's my favorite Muppet song. If you like it, do not, for the love of god, do not listen to the new version they put out within the last decade. It turns it into a bland adult contemporary piece of shiat.

Link (new window)

The original

Wolfmanjames: Much hate for subby. Good.

No love for 'I'm Going to go Back There Someday.' Bad.

OH a pox on all of us!


This looks familiar, vaguely familiar,
Almost unreal, yet, it's too soon to feel yet.
Close to my soul, and yet so far away.
I'm going to go back there someday.

Sun rises, night falls, sometimes the sky calls.
Is that a song there, and do I belong there?
I've never been there, but I know the way.
I'm going to go back there someday.

Come and go with me, it's more fun to share,
We'll both be completely at home in midair.
We're flyin', not walkin', on featherless wings.
We can hold onto love like invisible strings.

There's not a word yet for old friends who've just met.
Part heaven, part space, or have I found my place?
You can just visit, but I plan to stay.
I'm going to go back there someday.
I'm going to go back there someday.

howdyyall9999: mofomisfit: Wolfmanjames: Much hate for subby. Good.

No love for 'I'm Going to go Back There Someday.' Bad.

I just listened to that, it's my favorite Muppet song. If you like it, do not, for the love of god, do not listen to the new version they put out within the last decade. It turns it into a bland adult contemporary piece of shiat.

Link (new window)

The original

I find the audio on this one (new window) to be better but the video is clips from Life on Mars? (not sure if it's the British or American version).

Wolfmanjames: Much hate for subby. Good.

No love for 'I'm Going to go Back There Someday.' Bad.

I always mist up a bit there.

just came to biatch about variety.com and the stupid blacking of the article

Jakevol2: When will The Gong Show Movie be included in the registry? it's a real shame that is has been snubbed this long.

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind is a good movie. I concur.

Muppet Movie and Caper are better but I was 7 when Muppets Take Manhattan came out, so that's where my nostalgia lies.

Piggy: My frog turned on me.
Joan Rivers: I had some bad tuna fish myself.

Ocean Breeze Soap: It gets you clean.

Yet more proof of muppet infiltration of our government. Disgusting muppet scum.