The Stealth Hippopotamus: I wonder if she has to give the kids back now?

Nope, but there is the stipulation that they share the meat during the harvest

GAHHHH!!!

ZING!

I'm not saying I'd hit that now, but at some point in the past, I'd have been happy to climb aboard. She was never quite "I'd drag my dick across broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie" material, but I have personally bedded much, much worse than is shown here.

"If I were running The View, I'd fire Rosie, I mean- I'd look her right in that fat ugly face of hers, I'd say, 'Rosie, You're fired.'" -Donald Trump


Trump vents about Rosie

Uzzah: I'm not saying I'd hit that now, but at some point in the past, I'd have been happy to climb aboard. She was never quite "I'd drag my dick across broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie" material, but I have personally bedded much, much worse than is shown here.

you haven't gotten laid in awhile

apacheco: Uzzah: I'm not saying I'd hit that now, but at some point in the past, I'd have been happy to climb aboard. She was never quite "I'd drag my dick across broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie" material, but I have personally bedded much, much worse than is shown here.

you haven't gotten laid in awhile

She looks like someone made a midget average sized.

Uzzah: "I'd drag my dick across broken glass just to hear beat her fart over the head with a walkie-talkie" material,

I feel better now.

apacheco 2009-12-30 01:24:12 PM
Uzzah: I'm not saying I'd hit that now, but at some point in the past, I'd have been happy to climb aboard. She was never quite "I'd drag my dick across broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie" material, but I have personally bedded much, much worse than is shown here.

you haven't gotten laid in awhile



Hey! Fat women like sex too!

That's...that's definitely an image I could have done without.

Well done.

"If I were running The View, I'd fire Rosie, I mean- I'd look her right in that fat ugly face of hers, I'd say, 'Rosie, You're fired.'" -Donald Trump

Sometimes I just love this guy.

Uzzah: I'm not saying I'd hit that now, but at some point in the past, I'd have been happy to climb aboard. She was never quite "I'd drag my dick across broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie" material, but I have personally bedded much, much worse than is shown here.

Yeah, I don't really understand the Rosie hate. She's never been all that good-looking, and she's always been chubby. Now she's a 47-year-old woman who's still not good-looking and she's still "full-figured." Is it because the only acceptable lesbians are the hot ones?

Ahhh, Hollywood. Where you have to be tall, rail-thin, and sexy to be accepted.

radioman_: "If I were running The View, I'd fire Rosie, I mean- I'd look her right in that fat ugly face of hers, I'd say, 'Rosie, You're fired.'" -Donald Trump

Sometimes I just love this guy.

Yeah, because Donald is one sexy dude, and so it's perfectly acceptable for him to call Rosie ugly and fat.



/Yeah, she's fat, but she's 47 so who cares?
//Yeah, I totally picked the worst picture of Donald on the first GIS page.

Bring me Solo an da Wookie...

Uzzah: I'm not saying I'd hit that now, but at some point in the past, I'd have been happy to climb aboard.

She looks like Brigdet the midget in that top pic...but Bridget was hittable...now I'm confused.

PaisleyHunter: Hey! Fat women like sex too!

They just have to pay for it

IdBeCrazyIf: PaisleyHunter: Hey! Fat women like sex too!

They just have to pay a lot for it

ftfy

It's ok she'll be w/ someone else soon. Just the way it works.

/What does a lesbian bring on a second date? A U-haul
//What does a gay guy bring on a second date? What second date?

Gamer Grrrl: Yeah, I don't really understand the Rosie hate. She's never been all that good-looking, and she's always been chubby. Now she's a 47-year-old woman who's still not good-looking and she's still "full-figured." Is it because the only acceptable lesbians are the hot ones?

Ahhh, Hollywood. Where you have to be tall, rail-thin, and sexy to be accepted.

Well I know that my mother started disliking her when she came out, but the reason she gave was interesting. Remember when Rosie used to pretend she had a huge crush on Tom Cruise? My mom said if she was willing to lie about that, anything you thought you knew about her was probably a lie. A lot of people got turned off by her flat out lying to them.

pd771: Gamer Grrrl: Yeah, I don't really understand the Rosie hate. She's never been all that good-looking, and she's always been chubby. Now she's a 47-year-old woman who's still not good-looking and she's still "full-figured." Is it because the only acceptable lesbians are the hot ones?

Ahhh, Hollywood. Where you have to be tall, rail-thin, and sexy to be accepted.

Well I know that my mother started disliking her when she came out, but the reason she gave was interesting. Remember when Rosie used to pretend she had a huge crush on Tom Cruise? My mom said if she was willing to lie about that, anything you thought you knew about her was probably a lie. A lot of people got turned off by her flat out lying to them.

That bugged me too, but I suspect it sucked more for her to have to fake being straight. I mean really, she had to pretend she had a crush on Tom Cruise. I bet she's still going through therapy.

I really do get where you're coming from, but I'm sure if she'd had her druthers, she never would have done that. Remember, that was back when Ellen Degeneres couldn't say she was a lesbian, and when she finally did, her show was immediately canceled. Further proof that Hollywood is stupid. It should have been canceled long before that. Da-dum-tsh!

/No, really, Hollywood is stupid.

pd771: Gamer Grrrl: Yeah, I don't really understand the Rosie hate. She's never been all that good-looking, and she's always been chubby. Now she's a 47-year-old woman who's still not good-looking and she's still "full-figured." Is it because the only acceptable lesbians are the hot ones?

Ahhh, Hollywood. Where you have to be tall, rail-thin, and sexy to be accepted.

Well I know that my mother started disliking her when she came out, but the reason she gave was interesting. Remember when Rosie used to pretend she had a huge crush on Tom Cruise? My mom said if she was willing to lie about that, anything you thought you knew about her was probably a lie. A lot of people got turned off by her flat out lying to them.

I felt the same way, but most of my gay friends give her a pass since it is tough to come out. It's a huge personal journey to be honest not only to yourself but everyone, especially if you're in the public eye. Only hate you'll get is if you're a celebrity and don't do crap for a community that will throw you cash by the bucket just to support one of their own.

pd771: Gamer Grrrl: Yeah, I don't really understand the Rosie hate. She's never been all that good-looking, and she's always been chubby. Now she's a 47-year-old woman who's still not good-looking and she's still "full-figured." Is it because the only acceptable lesbians are the hot ones?

Ahhh, Hollywood. Where you have to be tall, rail-thin, and sexy to be accepted.

Well I know that my mother started disliking her when she came out, but the reason she gave was interesting. Remember when Rosie used to pretend she had a huge crush on Tom Cruise? My mom said if she was willing to lie about that, anything you thought you knew about her was probably a lie. A lot of people got turned off by her flat out lying to them.


That and how she suddenly made a HUGE deal about her sexuality. IIRC, that's when she also became really political. Well, not became, but rather became really shrill about her views.

I don't care who you like - just don't make it define you and allow you to be a complete shrill harpy of a jackass.

bambi121899: That and how she suddenly made a HUGE deal about her sexuality. IIRC, that's when she also became really political. Well, not became, but rather became really shrill about her views.

I don't care who you like - just don't make it define you and allow you to be a complete shrill harpy of a jackass.

That's it too. She was not the person she pretended to be on her talk show. My mother identified with Rosie before she dropped the act. After that, I think she felt tricked and betrayed.

pd771: bambi121899: That and how she suddenly made a HUGE deal about her sexuality. IIRC, that's when she also became really political. Well, not became, but rather became really shrill about her views.

I don't care who you like - just don't make it define you and allow you to be a complete shrill harpy of a jackass.

That's it too. She was not the person she pretended to be on her talk show. My mother identified with Rosie before she dropped the act. After that, I think she felt tricked and betrayed.

I get that, too, and I also agree to an extent. Again though, I think if she'd had her druthers, she never would have pretended to be the Queen of Nice. IIRC, her stand up routine could be fairly adult, and she only adopted the Queen of Nice persona when she went mainstream. It's possible part of her current harpiness is because Hollywood made her fake who she was.

How about we just call her a lying, two-faced harpy instead of making fun of her looks?

/Not directed at you, but all the folks upthread who trashed her for being 47 and overweight. Including Donald Trump.

hate her...with....a....passion.

Rumor has it that she has developed a taste for cock again.

Uzzah: I'm not saying I'd hit that now, but at some point in the past, I'd have been happy to climb aboard. She was never quite "I'd drag my dick across broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie" material, but I have personally bedded much, much worse than is shown here.

So tell us, was the much worse a; Horse, Cow, Dog, Pig, Hairy Fat Biker wearing leather or your mom?

Gamer Grrrl: Uzzah: I'm not saying I'd hit that now, but at some point in the past, I'd have been happy to climb aboard. She was never quite "I'd drag my dick across broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie" material, but I have personally bedded much, much worse than is shown here.

Yeah, I don't really understand the Rosie hate. She's never been all that good-looking, and she's always been chubby. Now she's a 47-year-old woman who's still not good-looking and she's still "full-figured." Is it because the only acceptable lesbians are the hot ones?

Ahhh, Hollywood. Where you have to be tall, rail-thin, and sexy to be accepted.

Rosie's personality works overtime against her. Ellen is probably more popular then she was before she came out; and a wouldn't call her hot. I would however say she comes across as good person who is probably a lot of fun to be around.

Rosie comes across as Trump's female equivalent. And while that will get you a moderately successful reality show; it's not gonna get you the hosting gig at the Oscars.

Fark you pseudo players. She moved on to some new snatch, as would you if anyone were interested. She's into newer, better, prettier pussaiy than you will ever freaking know. She's rich and famous.

She gets the puss. You? Obviously not.

Be well, my brother. Use the lotion.

I wouldn't fark her with her dick.

/her personality is the most unattractive thing about her.

vabeard
I wouldn't fark her with her Lady Gaga's dick.

/FTFY

I read that as two cans of Cisco and I thought to myself, "oh my god, that shiat comes in cans?"

TheShavingofOccam123: lobootomy: Gamer Grrrl: Yeah, I don't really understand the Rosie hate.

She's a mean, spiteful troll of a woman...

who went out a few days after 9-11 LIVE from NYC and did a talk show with a live audience while religious icons like Falwell and Robertson blamed her kind for the murder of 3000 people.

/Conan, Dave and Rosie did more to help people than old Jerry and Pat ever did. And up until recently no one attacked Dave or Conan for what they did with their plumbing


You really didn't read anything this woman said about 9-11, did you? Sit down.

apacheco: Uzzah: I'm not saying I'd hit that now, but at some point in the past, I'd have been happy to climb aboard. She was never quite "I'd drag my dick across broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie" material, but I have personally bedded much, much worse than is shown here.

you haven't gotten laid in awhile

Or conversely, due to relatively low standards, he may in fact get laid all the farking time!

What's Rosie O'Donnell's favorite vegetable?

Squash.

pd771: Well I know that my mother started disliking her when she came out, but the reason she gave was interesting. Remember when Rosie used to pretend she had a huge crush on Tom Cruise?

The fact is that she promoted Tom Cruise so much, even having him on her 'coming out' show. She described that show as 'the gayest thing since Liza's wedding'. To me, that makes me think that Tom is gay as well. They were using each other as a cover, I suspect.

Also, this does not work well as an advertisement for Gay Marriage, does it?

TheShavingofOccam123: Spookync: TheShavingofOccam123: lobootomy: Gamer Grrrl: Yeah, I don't really understand the Rosie hate.

She's a mean, spiteful troll of a woman...

who went out a few days after 9-11 LIVE from NYC and did a talk show with a live audience while religious icons like Falwell and Robertson blamed her kind for the murder of 3000 people.

/Conan, Dave and Rosie did more to help people than old Jerry and Pat ever did. And up until recently no one attacked Dave or Conan for what they did with their plumbing


You really didn't read anything this woman said about 9-11, did you? Sit down.

Years out? Yeah, that's exactly what my posting was talking about, trolling sack of mostly water.

BTW, you might want to change your bigoted formal Spanish warning for home invasion to "Manos, arriba!" By the time you got the fourth or fifth word out, the horde would be on you like a contractor's truck pulling into a Home Depot parking lot. Or at least call them "los intrusos".


Doesn't matter when she said what she said, troll. If you want to defend a worthless sack of skin like her -- HAVE AT IT.

lol bigoted warning... speaking spanish is sudddenly a form of bigotry? Awww.. is someone new to Fark?