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(Abc.net.au)   Custom agents seize nativity scene made entirely out of cocaine   (abc.net.au) divider line 95
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2003-04-03 08:20:04 PM  
I'm dreaming of a white christmas, indded!

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
 
2003-04-03 08:51:01 PM  
Guess Jeses wasnt all he was cracked up to be.
 
2003-04-03 09:15:46 PM  
Airport officials say the three kilogram parcel aroused suspicions because it had been sent from Peru.

Isn't that profiling?
 
2003-04-03 10:19:24 PM  
What the hell? Those people are just high on the Lord.
 
2003-04-03 10:19:35 PM  
They found religion?

/rapture ensued?
 
2003-04-03 10:19:54 PM  
This makes baby Jesus cry.
 
2003-04-03 10:20:00 PM  
They took it for themselves.
 
2003-04-03 10:20:24 PM  
Well, certainly explains Rudolph's red nose...
 
2003-04-03 10:23:03 PM  
And some of you think you are creative with Photoshop, but that is entirely another level
 
2003-04-03 10:23:28 PM  
I DEMAND MORE PUNS
 
2003-04-03 10:23:52 PM  
The Angels heard to be high....
 
2003-04-03 10:24:38 PM  
Whoever (whomever?) it is that can custom-make agents to be able to find me cocaine baby jesuses, I wanna know.
 
2003-04-03 10:25:01 PM  
Were the heavenly hosts made entirely out of "angel dust"?
 
2003-04-03 10:25:06 PM  
Ć’ark chu manger.
 
2003-04-03 10:25:06 PM  
The baby Jesus isn't crying, but His nose is running.
 
2003-04-03 10:25:29 PM  
" ..... No crib for a bed ... "
 
2003-04-03 10:25:53 PM  
Frankensence, myrrh, gold, and gold ol' fashioned cocaine.
 
2003-04-03 10:26:03 PM  
So that's what myrrh is.
 
2003-04-03 10:26:27 PM  
FACISTS!

supressin my wright to reliiogion.
 
2003-04-03 10:26:38 PM  
I like my joke better.
 
2003-04-03 10:26:43 PM  
that second gold = good
 
2003-04-03 10:26:52 PM  
"Dude, I just snorted Balthazar!!!"
 
2003-04-03 10:26:58 PM  
Now we know why the three kings showed up.
 
2003-04-03 10:27:16 PM  
and the three wise men brought jamaican gold, Frank's incense, and mer.
 
2003-04-03 10:27:29 PM  

 
2003-04-03 10:27:49 PM  
so THAT's Capricorn, then, is it?
 
2003-04-03 10:28:05 PM  
Shut.......UP: I would never dream of suppressing your right to reliiogion.
 
2003-04-03 10:28:17 PM  
"what's that dog doing to baby jesus?"
 
2003-04-03 10:28:51 PM  
There really isn't anything I can say about this besides "Why in the world isn't there a picture of this??"

GIS for "jesus, crack"

 
2003-04-03 10:29:21 PM  
Airport officials say the three kilogram parcel aroused suspicions because it had been sent from Peru.

....and when the guy picking it up rubbed the virgin mary on his gums.
 
2003-04-03 10:30:02 PM  
when your snorting the baby jesus that close to the popes house..... i mean he might buy your bus ticket to hell for you.... he is probably nice, i mean come on he is the pope
 
2003-04-03 10:30:32 PM  
Hey, it happens. Remember the truck Cheech and Chong drove across the border? Made out of hash. It's true, yes it is.
 
2003-04-03 10:30:41 PM  
Three Wise Guys have been indicted in the incident, with conspiracy to distribute a controlled substance. Authorities seized a payout believed to consist of various rare metals and spices.
Terrorism links are suspected.

Crucifixion will occur promptly at sunset.
 
2003-04-03 10:30:53 PM  
I'm not going to flood the thread with GIS, I promise.

This was just too weird to pass up.

 
2003-04-03 10:31:18 PM  
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not snort lines off Mary's belly.
 
2003-04-03 10:32:46 PM  
Sharksandwich, God, wasn't that just Stacey Keach's best role evar?
 
2003-04-03 10:33:05 PM  
Must be some devine shiat.
 
2003-04-03 10:33:35 PM  
Crackpot
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not snort lines off Mary's belly.



But if she'll sprinkle it around her boobies, I'll be there.


</ticket punched a long time ago>
 
2003-04-03 10:33:54 PM  
04-03-03 10:30:41 PM MorteDiem
Three Wise Guys have been indicted in the incident, with conspiracy to distribute a controlled substance. Authorities seized a payout believed to consist of various rare metals and spices.
Terrorism links are suspected.

Crucifixion will occur promptly at sunset.


good.

out the door. line on the left. one cross each.
 
2003-04-03 10:35:24 PM  
Jesus was a crackwhore
 
2003-04-03 10:37:01 PM  
 
2003-04-03 10:39:28 PM  
It certainly sounds like a unique piece of religious art to me.
 
2003-04-03 10:40:10 PM  
"snort this, for this is my body. . . ."
 
2003-04-03 10:40:51 PM  
Christmas at Daryl Strawberry's house?
 
2003-04-03 10:41:10 PM  
Wow, that made my day...
 
2003-04-03 10:41:40 PM  
Cocaine in the manger, get hits from the bed
'Twas found in three kilos held by a crackhead...
 
2003-04-03 10:43:36 PM  
Holy Blow!
 
2003-04-03 10:45:45 PM  
"Buddy Christ" picture in 5... 4... 3...
 
2003-04-03 10:47:03 PM  
WWJS

What Would Jesus Snort
 
2003-04-03 10:48:53 PM  
snort enough rails and you'll believe anything is possible...
 
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