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(uticaod.com)   Pantless Utica man tells police he was robbed. Of his pants and his sneakers. At gunpoint. Bonus: doctor has no idea if the man was shot   (uticaod.com) divider line 41
    More: Weird, Pantless Utica, Deputy Police Chief Mark Williams, Jasmin Rizvic, Utica, gunshot wounds, left arm  
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2009-12-30 08:37:42 AM
Well, who WOULDN'T pick up a half naked man and take him home?
 
2009-12-30 08:37:46 AM
Hey Doc, I have a way to tell if he was shot.

Does he have an extra orifice that is located in a strange place and is bleeding?
 
2009-12-30 08:38:42 AM
Oh, well now that I read the article I see.
 
2009-12-30 08:39:08 AM
technoballs.com

This isn't the Maria Sharipova link you were looking for.
 
2009-12-30 08:39:09 AM
Don't you hate pants
 
2009-12-30 08:42:06 AM
How come they never steal the underpants too? At least put some humor in your robberies.
 
2009-12-30 08:42:29 AM
If this stupidity doesn't stop, he might burn Utica to the ground.
 
2009-12-30 08:47:44 AM
If the entire pair was missing, I should call him "pantsless."

/Repeat, pantsless.
 
2009-12-30 08:49:33 AM
Williams said a lot.
 
2009-12-30 08:53:16 AM
i96.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-30 08:57:30 AM
www.adhaiku.com
A photo of the alleged pants thief.
 
2009-12-30 09:06:34 AM
Ashtrey: Does he have an extra orifice that is located in a strange place and is bleeding?

The article didn't say if he was married or not.
 
2009-12-30 09:06:40 AM
The hospital he was taken to was either St. Luke's or St. Elizabeth's. Being very familiar with both institutions, I'm not even mildly surprised that they could not diagnose a gunshot wound.
 
2009-12-30 09:11:47 AM
Utica. It's upstate-speak for Newburgh.

(Except for the running of the Boilermaker.)
 
2009-12-30 09:12:55 AM
"Uh, what are you doing?"

"Watching the Food Network"

"Why are your pants off?"
 
2009-12-30 09:14:15 AM
sboyle1020: "Uh, what are you doing?"

"Watching the Food Network"

"Why are your pants off?"


Why wouldn't they be?
 
2009-12-30 09:14:23 AM
What a man without pants may look like:

tvmedia.ign.com
 
2009-12-30 09:15:27 AM
Poppyale: Well, who WOULDN'T pick up a half naked man and take him home?

I'm half naked, so how are YOU doin'?
 
2009-12-30 09:22:12 AM
Is this the perp.?
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2009-12-30 09:28:03 AM
apt311: Williams said a lot.

He sure did. And a lot was dripping with sarcasm. I like Officer Talksalot
 
2009-12-30 09:29:00 AM
This is exactly why I refuse to wear pants when I leave the house.
/these freaks are everywhere.
 
2009-12-30 09:31:01 AM
Gulper Eel: Utica. It's upstate-speak for Newburgh.

(Except for the running of the Boilermaker.)


Don't forget Saranac and Utica Club

/UC was the first beer brewed after prohibition
//It says so on the can
///Other than that, yeah Utica is a dump
 
2009-12-30 09:33:27 AM
He got Trick-Rolled.
Link (Clikity Poppity)
 
2009-12-30 09:38:45 AM
geecotec: Gulper Eel: Utica. It's upstate-speak for Newburgh.

(Except for the running of the Boilermaker.)

Don't forget Saranac and Utica Club

/UC was the first beer brewed after prohibition
//It says so on the can
///Other than that, yeah Utica is a dump


Oh brew me no beer
with artificial bubbles,
those carbonated beers of today.

'Cause Utica Club
still takes the trouble,
to age beer the natural way!

/Utica Club
//U.C.
 
2009-12-30 09:38:47 AM
jbrooks544: Is this the perp.?

Came here to post this, satisfied.

/"Give me your clothes."
//"Now."
///*blam*
 
2009-12-30 09:42:53 AM
megain.smugmug.com
 
2009-12-30 09:45:52 AM
My Utica (popies)

Shucks we have semi-naked day here once a month when those welfare checks roll in.
 
2009-12-30 09:50:18 AM
Often when people are robbed, the robber will demand that the victim give up their pants. It's an effort to make sure the victim doesn't have a cell phone or a weapon in their pocket.

Sounds like he got robbed during a drug deal.
 
2009-12-30 09:59:11 AM
The victim - Jasmin Rizvic...,

OK, his parents named him after a Disney Princess, so he's been a victim pretty much all of his life.
 
2009-12-30 10:05:53 AM
Having spent time at Grifiss AFB, gotten engaged to a woman in Rome, and having friends in Herkimer and Ilion...let's just say I'm not surprised.

I've lived in *much* larger cities that felt safer. Heck, I felt safer during the 3 years I lived in El Paso. I tended to breeze right through Utica/Rome without stopping whenever possible.
 
2009-12-30 10:06:45 AM

Pantless Utica man tells police he was robbed.


He was probably went out for a nice dinner of steamed hams.
 
2009-12-30 10:06:55 AM
cleveoh: so he's been a victim pretty much all of his life.

No, she will:

images.google.com
 
2009-12-30 10:14:36 AM
When I lived in Southern Africa, I employed a gardener who was mugged on a quiet road. The muggers not only stole his bicycle and cash but took all his clothes too.

The poor guy decided discretion was the better part of valor, and hid in some long grass and brush at the side of the road until nightfall when he crept home under cover of darkness.
 
2009-12-30 10:17:04 AM
I wish I knew which hospital- I could get a job there as a Doctor. Fantastic!
 
2009-12-30 10:19:18 AM
Englebert Slaptyback: He was probably went out for a nice dinner of steamed hams.

Not in Utica, no. That's an Albany expression.
 
2009-12-30 10:27:50 AM
After police located Rizvic at his home, he was taken to a local hospital, Williams said. Rizvic had multiple wounds to his head, as well as a reported gunshot wound to his left arm, Williams said.

But when Rizvic was examined at the hospital, the doctor could not conclude whether or not Rizvic actually had been shot, Williams said.

"That's a little unusual," Williams quipped. "I've never heard that one before."


Can't you people see what's going on here? Rizvic HEALED HIMSELF before the Doctor could examine him.

/ There can be only one.

// Still doesn't explain the pants-theft, but I'm working on that one.
 
2009-12-30 10:38:33 AM
vudukungfu:Ashtrey: Does he have an extra orifice that is located in a strange place and is bleeding?

The article didn't say if he was married or not.


Ok, you win. You may now also send your newsletter, posthaste. The keyboard will not recover, it is terminal.
 
2009-12-30 11:52:44 AM
Lance Uppercut: Englebert Slaptyback: He was probably went out for a nice dinner of steamed hams.

Not in Utica, no. That's an Albany expression.


And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?
 
2009-12-30 12:03:32 PM
Ah Utica. The ghetto of my childhood.
 
2009-12-30 12:33:41 PM
vudukungfu: Ashtrey: Does he have an extra orifice that is located in a strange place and is bleeding?

The article didn't say if he was married or not.


Lobbed a softball, and damned if it wasn't hit out of the park.
 
2009-12-30 03:07:57 PM
geecotec: Gulper Eel: Utica. It's upstate-speak for Newburgh.

(Except for the running of the Boilermaker.)

Don't forget Saranac and Utica Club

/UC was the first beer brewed after prohibition
//It says so on the can
///Other than that, yeah Utica is a dump


We also have chicken riggies, tomato pie, and half-moons.

/Utica native
//knows it sucks
 
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