TFH: New Zealand man finds perfect way out of a parking ticket: "I could not have been parked there; I was home all day. Having sex. And I have two witnesses' and if you need more im sure there were more witnesses in the next paddock over.

/FTFSubby

I bet he will busted because minors don't count as witnesses...

Actually, it was a woman.

How does this prove where she was parked? Unless, of course, she was having sex in the car.

SharkTrager: " perfect way out of a parking ticket" because the excuse didn't work, the headline is just great.

Well it is good because you get to brag about having a threesome without sounding like you're bragging.

wet_dream: Hey, lets take it easy on Subby for getting the headlind wrong. I understand he's having gender identy issues.

\born a girl but trapped in a boys body...
\\and Subby, listen to your mom and stay out of her closet.

I have to admit, I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Someone thought flattering the powers-that-be might get the fine waived: "Thank you for your freshly written parking ticket alleging non-payment of parking fee. In fact, the fee was paid, (as it always is), but in my haste to get three children to school, chase the cat out from under the bed, hang out the washing, get to work and 'look calm', I left the stupid thing in my handbag. Please extend mercy, O Mighty Ones, and do not have me hanged just yet!"

That reads more like sarcasm than flattery.

yellow_ducki: Molavian: And then there were the notes left on badly parked cars: "Dear blue BMW, You look rich, you should buy yourself some parking lessons," one note says.

How's about you keep the witty commentary to yourself and just do your f*cking zero-thought-required job, sweetcheeks.

Those are notes written by others that she's found and think are funny.

/How much is reading comprehension?
//So I can buy some for you.

I lived in a neighborhood that got hit by tourists pretty much every weekend May-December. Always had idiots parking in nonexistant spots, driving the wrong way down my one way street, etc.

So I'm walking home and there's an SUV blocking my driveway. The way the driveway was built, there was no way you could just drive on grass or anything to get my car in my driveway around the car in the street(unless you could magically throw a car up in the air). Luckily, I didn't have to get to work and the other folks in the house who did left early.

So I wrote a really pissed off note, including details of what I'd do to his car if he had potentially made me late for work and risk my job, left it on his windshield, cracked open a beer, and sat on my fire escape to watch the fun. Which was pretty awesome when he showed up with two little girls in tow who kept pulling his shirt and asking what that paper was.

/sorry, kids, your dad is a self-centered douchebag
//it is treatable, though