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(Spike) Amusing Top 10 Biggest Douchebags of 2009   (spike.com) divider line 202
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2009-12-29 04:44:14 PM
It's rare to find a list you can completely agree with, and, although there could be other nominees, this one is spot on.
 
2009-12-29 06:08:18 PM
Switch out Tiger Woods for Sarah Palin and this list is pretty good.
 
2009-12-29 09:16:58 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Switch out Tiger Woods for Sarah Palin and this list is pretty good.

THIS.

So what, if I was Tiger Woods, damned straight I'd be cheating on my wife with a class-action of women. Hell, BRING IT ON GLORIA ALLRED!
 
2009-12-29 09:53:27 PM
oldernell: It's rare to find a list you can completely agree with, and, although there could be other nominees, this one is spot on.

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2009-12-29 10:04:35 PM
images.cbssports.com

They missed one.
 
2009-12-29 10:07:03 PM
oldernell: It's rare to find a list you can completely agree with, and, although there could be other nominees, this one is spot on.

Pretty hard to argue with that list, I'm not sure who I would suggest to put on there who should clearly displace any of the ten of them. I mean, Kim Jong-Il or whomever, clearly go beyond "douchebags", I think these are pretty damn spot-on.
 
2009-12-29 10:11:49 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: [images.cbssports.com image 170x260]

That guy only looks vaguely familiar. I had to look him up based on the file name. I'd say "only if you're a Texas Tech fan". Still, if you're doing "top 10", no way he knocks off one of those other d-bags.

But you reminded me of someone who might be a contender:

Steve Phillips

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Link (new window)
 
2009-12-29 10:15:39 PM
They forgot to list the people who spell douchebag wrong.
 
2009-12-29 10:33:40 PM
Not that I'm going out on a limb here ('tho FARK rarely fails to prove me wrong), but Tila Tequila is a nasty-ass skank biatch...and not in a good way.

I'm no Lothario/Casanova/Don Juan, nor do I claim to be one on the anonymous internets, but I would not fark that bag of filth with all you Farker's dicks laid out end to end in all it's grand 4 1/2" glory.

...still, I'd do a full-body blood-swap with that living plague before I'd knowingly occupy the same city block as Glenn Beck.
 
2009-12-29 10:35:08 PM
Sorry. List incomplete without Perez Hilton.
 
2009-12-29 10:43:12 PM
oldernell: It's rare to find a list you can completely agree with, and, although there could be other nominees, this one is spot on.

Yeah, I was thinking that while reading this. So many douchbags, but this was a pretty good list.
 
2009-12-29 10:44:12 PM
Godscrack: They forgot to list the people who spell douchebag wrong.

Heh, yeah.....guilty.
 
2009-12-29 11:13:17 PM
That's a pretty solid list, but I don't know if Tiger Woods qualifies as a douchebag. He's a dumbass for sure, but I don't know if I'd call him a douchebag.
 
2009-12-29 11:21:09 PM
basemetal: Godscrack: They forgot to list the people who spell douchebag wrong.

Heh, yeah.....guilty.


This isn't my submission? I submitted it with the correct spelling and a witty add-on several hours ago. I figured the mods just changed the title and misspelled douchebag.
 
2009-12-29 11:22:54 PM
mediablitz: basemetal: Godscrack: They forgot to list the people who spell douchebag wrong.

Heh, yeah.....guilty.

This isn't my submission? I submitted it with the correct spelling and a witty add-on several hours ago. I figured the mods just changed the title and misspelled douchebag.


Tee Hee. Just checked. Yep, my submission. The mods changed my title and added the misspelled word.

What a bunch of douchbags!
 
2009-12-29 11:28:03 PM
I'd add John Edwards and John Ensign, and of course Ms. Palin. I think Palin trumps Kanye West.
 
2009-12-29 11:29:59 PM
wait, and Oily Taintz! Good lord, so many douchebags, so little time.
 
2009-12-29 11:32:44 PM
The author of the list will be having some company later tonight.

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2009-12-29 11:33:23 PM
Sorry, Christian Bale does not deserve to be on that list. The guy he was screaming at farking deserved it, ask anyone who knows anything about filmmaking. You don't fark with the lighting in the middle of the scene. Bale got sick of it and McG obviously wasn't doing his job because HE should've been the one screaming obscenities at the gaffer.
 
2009-12-29 11:46:23 PM
Not a bad list. I'd add that Blagojodouche tard or whatever his name is spelled.
 
2009-12-30 12:00:09 AM
Yeah. I'd move a couple of the numbers around, but those 10 are pretty much it. Sorry Tiger.
 
2009-12-30 12:01:00 AM
WHY WASN'T I NUMBER ONE????
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2009-12-30 12:11:09 AM
lajimi: WHY WASN'T I NUMBER ONE????

Progressive communo-fascist conspiracy...clearly spelled out in the radical artwork on the side of an uber-capitalist's building somewhere...hidden in plain sight before your blinded eyes, you ignorant, great American whose Gift from God (America) has been torn from you in less than a year by an incompetent, racist black man.

GOSH, it's SO obvious!
 
2009-12-30 12:13:02 AM
Oh, but BSABSVR
 
2009-12-30 01:41:45 AM
What about me guys?

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/that's the problem
 
2009-12-30 01:54:14 AM
The list is fine, but that was one of the most horribly written articles I've ever read, culminating with Kanye West's name being misspelled almost every time it appears.

Which is good news for subby, as his misspelling of "douchebags" kinda pales in comparison.
 
2009-12-30 02:06:32 AM
Fido McCokefiend: What about me guys?

[img686.imageshack.us image 400x620]

/that's the problem


Oooh, I think he's gotta go on the list.

Who to take off? I've gotta go with Tiger Woods; at least Tiger is paying a price for his douchebagginess, and almost seems to finally becoming aware of it.
 
2009-12-30 04:33:02 AM
Ah, so many douchebags; so few spots on the list.
 
2009-12-30 04:43:19 AM
Wow, everyone's agreeing with the list. Now if my work filters would let me read it.

/quiet plea for a reposting, ty in advance..
 
2009-12-30 04:45:06 AM
www.nndb.com

R.I.P. MICHAEL KAYNE

/did none of you notice that
 
2009-12-30 04:48:05 AM
lajimi: WHY WASN'T I NUMBER ONE????

God I hate the sight of that farkwad's face...
 
2009-12-30 04:48:05 AM
Dancin_In_Anson: They missed one.

You must really hate Craig James.
 
2009-12-30 04:48:31 AM
MWWS?
 
2009-12-30 04:55:00 AM
How is the Shamwow guy a douche?

The only stupid thing he did was to pay $1000 for a hooker.

Beating the crap out of her for biting his tongue and not letting go? Fark yeah! I'd poke her farkin' eyes out too.


Also Christian Bale. Not a douche.
 
2009-12-30 05:02:14 AM
Kanye West loves fishsticks.

He's also going to continue to be a jackass, just be glad he's an entertaining one rather than a dull boring one.
 
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2009-12-30 05:56:14 AM
no Gunny Highway?
 
2009-12-30 06:02:20 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Switch out Tiger Woods for Sarah Palin and this list is pretty good.

If I were Tiger's publicist- I would advise him to get back to golfing and have a press conference where he says the following:

"Hello, my name is Tiger Woods and I enjoy playing golf and banging chicks. It's kind of what I do. Deal with it. Thank you."
 
2009-12-30 06:06:33 AM
Wow, they found the bloatiest picture of Glenn Beck that I've ever seen. And Glenn Beck is one bloated, gaseous toad so that's really saying something.
 
2009-12-30 06:12:53 AM
gopher321: Sorry. List incomplete without Perez Hilton.

He's being upgraded to nominee for the Lifetime Achievement Award.
 
2009-12-30 06:17:05 AM
Abstruse: Sorry, Christian Bale does not deserve to be on that list. The guy he was screaming at farking deserved it, ask anyone who knows anything about filmmaking. You don't fark with the lighting in the middle of the scene. Bale got sick of it and McG obviously wasn't doing his job because HE should've been the one screaming obscenities at the gaffer.

If you knew anything about film making, you would know that Bale was yelling at the DP, not the gaffer. No, they are not the same despite their duties being similar.

There is a proper protocol on film sets, and Bale's actions on the set that day clearly shows he crossed the line. If he had a problem with the DP, he should have instead stopped production and told the director what was bothering him instead of taking matters into his own hands.

I do agree that the DP should have not been moving around when they were shooting, but I think Bale could have handled it better.

The real douche out of all of this is the sound guy who leaked the recording in the first place.
 
2009-12-30 06:31:34 AM
Alphax: Wow, everyone's agreeing with the list. Now if my work filters would let me read it.

/quiet plea for a reposting, ty in advance..


10.Christian Bale
9.Vince Shlomi (Shamwow guy)
8.Michael Lohan
7.Tila tequila
6.Richard Heene (Balloon boy dad)
5.Octomom Nadya Suleman
4.Glenn Beck
3.Tiger Woods
2.Jon Gosselin
1.Kanye West

Strike Tiger, add Sarah Palin and I'm good to go with this list.
 
2009-12-30 06:32:14 AM
How can this list be complete without looking through the contributors to the politics tab?

Or all they all alts?
 
2009-12-30 06:33:37 AM
Abstruse: Sorry, Christian Bale does not deserve to be on that list. The guy he was screaming at farking deserved it, ask anyone who knows anything about filmmaking. You don't fark with the lighting in the middle of the scene. Bale got sick of it and McG obviously wasn't doing his job because HE should've been the one screaming obscenities at the gaffer.

Hi Mr. Bale! Loved you in Batman, and American Psycho.
 
2009-12-30 06:46:14 AM
Abstruse: Sorry, Christian Bale does not deserve to be on that list.

GungFu: Also Christian Bale. Not a douche.

Thirded. Throw the DP on the douche list instead.
 
2009-12-30 06:47:20 AM
I don't think Christian Bale deserves to be there, either.

Kind of torn on Tiger Woods. On one hand, cheating with 14+ women is a douchebag move. On the other, he has handled it in as classy way as possible (trying to keep the situation out of the spotlight, withdrawing from the public eye, etc.) If he were all over the media squawking about how much his wife sucked in bed and how she never gave oral, or whatever, trying to justify his actions, THEN I'd call him a douchebag.
 
2009-12-30 06:57:18 AM
SO glad to see Kanye at the top. He really is the first person I think of when I hear "douchebag", and I thought that before all the MTV Awards hilarity.
 
2009-12-30 06:59:03 AM
EliminateNinniesAndTwits: Abstruse: Sorry, Christian Bale does not deserve to be on that list. The guy he was screaming at farking deserved it, ask anyone who knows anything about filmmaking. You don't fark with the lighting in the middle of the scene. Bale got sick of it and McG obviously wasn't doing his job because HE should've been the one screaming obscenities at the gaffer.

Hi Mr. Bale! Loved you in Batman, and American Psycho.


He just decided, rightly or wrongly, that he was through being cool.
 
2009-12-30 07:03:37 AM
I find it hard to believe Jon Gosselin is a bigger douchebag than either the people who put him on the air in the first place or the entertainment "news" media who won't STFU about him.
 
2009-12-30 07:19:19 AM
oldernell: It's rare to find a list you can completely agree with, and, although there could be other nominees, this one is spot on.

Aaaaaaaaannnnnd over in 1. Thanks for playing, everyone.
 
2009-12-30 07:21:34 AM
Abstruse: Sorry, Christian Bale does not deserve to be on that list. The guy he was screaming at farking deserved it, ask anyone who knows anything about filmmaking. You don't fark with the lighting in the middle of the scene. Bale got sick of it and McG obviously wasn't doing his job because HE should've been the one screaming obscenities at the gaffer.

Bale deserves to be there for ruining Terminator Salvation. His acting was terrible, and the script re-writes he demanded ultimately destroyed what could have been an enjoyable and entertaining film.

He deserves his spot on that list, if not for the tirade, then for ruining something many of us had looked forward to for quite some time.
 
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