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2009-12-29 03:23:01 PM
Oh, it's nothing to wine about.
 
2009-12-29 03:41:13 PM
The driver had grape expectations that he'd get away with driving under the influence...
 
2009-12-29 03:45:08 PM
Add yeast, wait a few days, and let the winos take care of it.
 
2009-12-29 03:45:09 PM
They are never going to get that stain out.
 
2009-12-29 03:45:45 PM
You mean grape drink, submitter
 
2009-12-29 03:46:09 PM
On the case:
cdn2.ioffer.com
 
2009-12-29 03:46:31 PM
That's a great site name for ambulance chasers: "Injury News." Who knew?
 
2009-12-29 03:47:14 PM
i105.photobucket.com
Grapes 40 LBS
 
2009-12-29 03:47:33 PM
Did he Welch on a bet?
 
2009-12-29 03:47:39 PM
Are assloads measured differently in the Metric System than they are in the US Customary Stem?

The more you know.
 
2009-12-29 03:48:40 PM
liters are metric not gallons subby.
 
2009-12-29 03:48:45 PM
Saluki222: Are assloads measured differently in the Metric System than they are in the US Customary Stem System?

The more you know.


FTFM.
 
2009-12-29 03:49:11 PM
So the highway was graped by the truck.

/Five thousand gallons of grape.
 
2009-12-29 03:49:28 PM
FloydA: Grapes 40 LBS

You had to open it, didn't you?
 
2009-12-29 03:51:46 PM
Little purple people in yamakas?
/oh, j-u-i-c-e
 
2009-12-29 03:52:54 PM
If someone can get Jesus to show up, we'll have a hellova party.
 
2009-12-29 04:00:26 PM
When I first read about where the accident was, I was a bit surprised, because that part of I-79 is very open, has big wide curves, and usually not terribly busy (until you get near Cranberry & the Turnpike). So my first reaction was "How does a professional truck driver crash on an open & sparsely travelled highway?"

Then I read about how his BAC was 3 times the legal limit, and I said "Oh... That's how..."
 
2009-12-29 04:03:34 PM
Where's a truckload of soda water when you need one?
 
2009-12-29 04:03:35 PM
Nanan: They are never going to get that stain out.

What's so hard about getting this stain out?

It's just water, sugar, and purple.
 
2009-12-29 04:04:02 PM
Whatthefark: So the highway was graped by the truck.

/Five thousand gallons of grape.


You said grape twice.
 
2009-12-29 04:06:24 PM
OH THE HUMAGNE(t)!
 
2009-12-29 04:08:42 PM
Verrai: FloydA: Grapes 40 LBS

You had to open it, didn't you?


He felt like raisin some hell.
 
2009-12-29 04:11:55 PM
Dr Jack Badofsky: Nanan: They are never going to get that stain out.

What's so hard about getting this stain out?

It's just water, sugar, and purple.


No, that's grape drank.
 
2009-12-29 04:12:30 PM
Saluki222: Are assloads measured differently in the Metric System than they are in the US Customary Stem?

The more you know.


Real Americans measure in Imperial Assloads.
 
2009-12-29 04:13:34 PM
Grape, grape, grape.
 
2009-12-29 04:16:58 PM
What's the word?
Thunderbird
 
2009-12-29 04:19:31 PM
this news traveled fast through the grape vine
 
2009-12-29 04:19:56 PM
Portersville is feeling the wrath of the grapes, eh?
 
2009-12-29 04:23:58 PM
foodnetworkhumor.com

All those anti-oxidants! Oh, the humanity!
 
2009-12-29 04:28:45 PM
Cyxneo: You mean grape drink, submitter

It's purple (new window).
 
2009-12-29 04:29:14 PM
UMMM... I'm less than 50 miles from Portersville, there should be a metric ton of snow in that pic.......did happen, just (Pic of what a tanker full of grape juice might look like)
 
2009-12-29 04:30:58 PM
US Customary System?

US Customary System? WTF is that? Are you referring to the English system, that uses Imperial units such as gallons and quarts?

When I first read about where the accident was, I was a bit surprised, because that part of I-79 is very open, has big wide curves, and usually not terribly busy (until you get near Cranberry & the Turnpike).

The highway gets busy near cranberry? Damn good thing they weren't hauling Oceanspray then.

What's so hard about getting this stain out?
It's just water, sugar, and purple.


Sugar and water come out, it's the purple that's the problem. Purple never comes out.

/My first thought was hoping there was a white car nearby so that someone has a car with purple poka dots.
 
2009-12-29 04:31:07 PM
TFA made me want Purple Passion for some reason.
 
2009-12-29 04:32:08 PM
Iowan73: Whatthefark: So the highway was graped by the truck.

/Five thousand gallons of grape.

You said grape twice.


He likes grape.
 
2009-12-29 04:34:50 PM
I want to grip and sip now.
 
2009-12-29 04:35:08 PM
It seems to me that all you American Farkers hate anything metric unless there is an assload of it.

Just sayin'.
 
2009-12-29 04:38:49 PM
Lipspinach: It seems to me that all you American Farkers hate anything metric unless there is an assload of it.

Just sayin'.


They secretly want a European to bugger them arseways? Is that what you are sayin'?
 
2009-12-29 04:38:50 PM
You know... I read that as "rape juice" at first. I found myself a little intrigued, and a little scared that they were hauling it by the truckload.

///I think its time to put on more coffee.... egh!
 
2009-12-29 04:41:55 PM
If only he could have spilled it into some casks and carried it off the side of the road, he would have saved the homebrewers a lot of trouble come Pennsic.
 
2009-12-29 04:46:33 PM
NotARocketScientist: US Customary System?

US Customary System? WTF is that? Are you referring to the English system, that uses Imperial units such as gallons and quarts?



It is the standard system of units in the US. In most other parts of the world, they use the International System of Units (SI). "Metric System" is actually an archaic term, and is somewhat different than SI.
 
2009-12-29 04:49:24 PM
Long was an employee of Hiner Transportation, which issued a statement saying that they do not condone such behavior

Did the reporter ACTUALLY expect a different response?!?!? Like: 'Well, it's the holidays moran, we told ALL the truckers to go ahead and tie one on.. we sure don't give a flyin` fark! We've got more trucks for cryin` out loud..'

Somehow don't expect that response.. eva.
 
2009-12-29 04:52:21 PM
fatkidinabeenie: UMMM... I'm less than 50 miles from Portersville, there should be a metric ton of snow in that pic.

It happened yesterday, and it says it started snowing right after the wreck.
 
2009-12-29 04:53:16 PM
All the PA pentacostals will have to cancel the feast of the eucharist now.
 
2009-12-29 04:57:29 PM
free_xenu: TFA made me want Purple Passion for some reason.

Wasn't she an 80's porn star?
 
2009-12-29 05:04:06 PM
vudukungfu: All the PA pentacostals will have to cancel the feast of the eucharist now.

Jesus, we had Welch's grape juice and Ritz bits in the church I attended as a kid. Lame. One sip of wine might turn you into a raging alkie.

I just noticed I typed Jesus there but I'm leaving it in. He might be interested.
 
2009-12-29 05:07:13 PM
vudukungfu: All the PA pentacostals will have to cancel the feast of the eucharist now.

That made me LOL. Because it's true.
 
2009-12-29 05:08:07 PM
FunkOut: vudukungfu: All the PA pentacostals will have to cancel the feast of the eucharist now.

Jesus, we had Welch's grape juice and Ritz bits in the church I attended as a kid. Lame. One sip of wine might turn you into a raging alkie.

I just noticed I typed Jesus there but I'm leaving it in. He might be interested.


he would really only have to half ass his water to win trick this time. Less work so..yeah
 
2009-12-29 05:10:21 PM
FloydA: He likes grape.

Who doesn't.
Grape is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, grape-kabobs, grape creole, grape gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple grape, lemon grape, coconut grape, pepper grape, grape soup, grape stew, grape salad, grape and potatoes, grape burger, grape sandwich, prison grape, date grape and spousal grape.

That- that's about it.
 
2009-12-29 05:34:58 PM
What's the conversion rate from metric assloads to farktons?
 
2009-12-29 05:40:16 PM
Jubeebee: What's the conversion rate from metric assloads to farktons?

assload to shiatload to farkton formula
 
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