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sboyle1020

2009-12-29 02:28:04 PM

Jesus?

waterbrother

2009-12-29 02:28:37 PM

no hero tag?

studebaker hoch

2009-12-29 02:28:43 PM

Deerturday!

/post some deers!

CrazyZone

2009-12-29 02:30:18 PM

He found the deer when he went into the kitchen to get coffee - it had been shot in the neck, and didn't flee at the sight of Borden.

Reporter FAIL.

CygnusDarius

2009-12-29 02:31:10 PM

studebaker hoch: Deerturday!

/post some deers!

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Deer Beer!.

maslow's hierarchy of fark

2009-12-29 02:31:47 PM

Clarksville - the worst place on earth

JoeCowboy

2009-12-29 02:32:19 PM

I'll bet he put a rag on the end of that stick and washed himself later. It's what I would have done.

JC

DrunkenBob

2009-12-29 02:33:08 PM

waterbrother: no hero tag?

Deer was shot and wounded before he got to it with a stick. No challenge, certainly no heroics.

carrion_luggage

2009-12-29 02:33:19 PM

HORATIO (adjusting sunglasses): Sounds like that deer went from menacin' -- to venison.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Virulency

2009-12-29 02:33:26 PM

i assume he must have had a gun at home, why not finish it that way? why beat it with a stick?

schattenteufel

2009-12-29 02:34:16 PM

waterbrother: no hero tag?

How is killing a deer in any way "heroic?"

durbnpoisn

2009-12-29 02:35:22 PM

Not only were there no heroics... This dude literally saw this as an opportunity for free venison steaks.

There wasn't even anything admirable about this, let alone heroic.

Well, at least the animal didn't and die for nothing and go to waste...

MooseBayou

2009-12-29 02:36:11 PM

maslow's hierarchy of fark: Clarksville - the worst place on earth

I suggest taking the last train.

Shakespeare's Monkey

2009-12-29 02:36:25 PM

DrunkenBob
waterbrother: no hero tag?

Deer was shot and wounded before he got to it with a stick. No challenge, certainly no heroics.

Maybe not a hero, but at least humane. He didn't want the wounded animal to suffer.

waterbrother

2009-12-29 02:36:29 PM

luckyeddie

2009-12-29 02:38:50 PM

Twaturday, methinks

Roja Herring

2009-12-29 02:40:02 PM

CrazyZone: He found the deer when he went into the kitchen to get coffee - it had been shot in the neck, and didn't flee at the sight of Borden.

Reporter FAIL.

I'll just take my coffee black.

zfarkingman

2009-12-29 02:40:24 PM

whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
beer nuts are $1.99 and deer nuts are under a buck.
all i got

carrion_luggage

2009-12-29 02:40:35 PM

Beating a wounded creature with a stick, then slitting its throat? Sounds like the Republican response to ObamaCare.

/should flatten the cost curve considerably
//also close the Medicare donut hole
///sorry gramma, you shouldn't have fallen down

texastag

2009-12-29 02:41:14 PM

Agrees.

IStateTheObvious

2009-12-29 02:43:08 PM

waterbrother

Isn't that an elk?

Hiro Nakamura

2009-12-29 02:44:40 PM

studebaker hoch: Deerturday!

/post some deers!

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Hiro Nakamura

2009-12-29 02:45:37 PM

maslow's hierarchy of fark: Clarksville - the worst place on earth

I've only lived here a month and can already state that is a patently false statement.

/Jacksonville, NC, OTOH...

fuzzy409

2009-12-29 02:45:50 PM

After clubbing the crap outta it, he cuts the throat of the deer. Them country boys always carry a knife in their shorts or what?

waterbrother

2009-12-29 02:46:25 PM

not that being clubbed over the head with a stick and having your throat cut is that humane, either.

MrBonestripper

2009-12-29 02:47:25 PM

But I thought he said tonight we'd be dining in Hell...

/sulk
//got nuthin'

Disgruntled

2009-12-29 02:48:02 PM

God I love this town. the local paper's always good for a laugh.

/lives in Clarksville
//mix a bunch of farm boys with an adjacent army base and you've got a recipe for hilarity.

maslow's hierarchy of fark

2009-12-29 02:48:10 PM

Hiro Nakamura: maslow's hierarchy of fark: Clarksville - the worst place on earth

I've only lived here a month and can already state that is a patently false statement.

/Jacksonville, NC, OTOH...

Military?

ringo2

2009-12-29 02:48:29 PM

This is not a repeat from 10,000 BC.

Whatthefark

2009-12-29 02:48:52 PM

He told the paper he's a seasoned hunter, so he used a stick to kill it? I thought everyone in Tennessee owned a 30-30. Did he not have his or is he lying cause he's the one that put the bullet in the neck?

cowgirl toffee

2009-12-29 02:53:14 PM

He can tell his friends to ring the bell with a stick.

zabadu

2009-12-29 02:54:20 PM

I was flipping channels the other day and saw a program where a guy took his 11 year old daughter bow hunting. The absolute joy she showed at killing a deer disturbed me. My brother and his son regularly bag six deer a year.

How someone can kill something as beautiful as that is beyond me.

//not a vegetarian
///knows how meat is processed
////still disturbed about it

Hiro Nakamura

2009-12-29 02:54:55 PM

maslow's hierarchy of fark: Military?

Yessur. Actually, it's not so bad here. Got a major city within an easy drive and all kinds of outdoor stuff to do. Plus, it's the first time since I joined that I've lived within a day's drive of a good portion of my family.

MarvelMe

2009-12-29 02:56:18 PM

Is it wrong that I was hoping for a pic of the guy posing by said deer in his underwear and sandals?

Disgruntled

2009-12-29 02:58:04 PM

MarvelMe: Is it wrong that I was hoping for a pic of the guy posing by said deer in his underwear and sandals?

Seems kind of weird to me but hey, this is Fark so whatever tickles your fancy.

I expected it myself but wasn't "hoping" for it.

CrazyZone

2009-12-29 02:58:11 PM

sluck604

2009-12-29 02:58:43 PM

Shakespeare's Monkey: DrunkenBob
waterbrother: no hero tag?

Deer was shot and wounded before he got to it with a stick. No challenge, certainly no heroics.

Maybe not a hero, but at least humane. He didn't want the wounded animal to suffer.

Chasing it into the woods and then beating it to death with a stick?

Humane? hardly.

DrunkenBob

2009-12-29 02:59:42 PM

Whatthefark: He told the paper he's a seasoned hunter, so he used a stick to kill it? I thought everyone in Tennessee owned a 30-30. Did he not have his or is he lying cause he's the one that put the bullet in the neck?

The deer was tainted by another man's bullet. Hunters are sticklers about virginal quarry.

Jeff73

2009-12-29 03:00:34 PM

waterbrother: not that being clubbed over the head with a stick and having your throat cut is that humane, either.

Your post started an office debate about the relative unpleasantness of various types of death. "Clubbed and stabbed to death by an ape" is currently sitting between "drowned by a crocodile" and "stomped by an elephant" in the list of Experiences That Increasingly Suck.

VermMoney

2009-12-29 03:00:38 PM

JoeCowboy: I'll bet he put a rag on the end of that stick and washed himself later. It's what I would have done.

JC

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Jebus Slaves

2009-12-29 03:00:58 PM

Suddenly I'm curious as to his level of education and employment.

uncletogie

2009-12-29 03:01:36 PM

Who killed Bambi?

The Sex Pistols! (new window)

probesport

2009-12-29 03:01:44 PM

Well, it is all right for fighting.

Triaxis

2009-12-29 03:03:14 PM

Was it pointed?

DrunkenBob

2009-12-29 03:04:30 PM

zabadu: I was flipping channels the other day and saw a program where a guy took his 11 year old daughter bow hunting. The absolute joy she showed at killing a deer disturbed me.

Don't look too deeply. I remember when I was 5 and my dad bagged a pronghorn. He hung it in the garage to dress it. He kept having to stop because my older sister and I would chase each other around it, excited because daddy was happy and brought home something new.

Jeff73

2009-12-29 03:06:03 PM

DrunkenBob: Whatthefark: He told the paper he's a seasoned hunter, so he used a stick to kill it? I thought everyone in Tennessee owned a 30-30. Did he not have his or is he lying cause he's the one that put the bullet in the neck?

The deer was tainted by another man's bullet. Hunters are sticklers about virginal quarry.

Not only that, if the man had a rifle handy enough to put one bullet in the buck, it'd have been a lot simpler to just finish the ol' boy off with another one.

Merky

2009-12-29 03:06:19 PM

Beating an animal with a stick is not a humane way of killing it. This guy sounds like a douche and a coward.

Also, if you don't have a rifle within 10 feet of any exterior door then you are not "country".

Fursecution

2009-12-29 03:07:17 PM

Approves.

/Thought that was the coolest way to hunt deer when I saw that movie

Shakespeare's Monkey

2009-12-29 03:10:45 PM

sluck604

Chasing it into the woods and then beating it to death with a stick?

Humane? hardly.

Can't speak to the specific details but if the deer was shot in a way that it would not die for days, then it is possible to say at least it was a quicker death. Slowly bleeding to death from a poorly placed GSW or dying from the resulting infection seem a more bleak alternative. Perhaps someone who hunts can add some more detail. I thought the quickest way was to grab the antlers and snap the spinal cord. No, I'm not talking about your wedding night.

apacheco

2009-12-29 03:11:06 PM

RIP

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