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(ABC)   Meet Christine, who lost 54 pounds from a steady diet at Taco Bell. Well, duh   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 354
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2009-12-29 11:10:02 AM
Explosively poop your way to a new you!
 
2009-12-29 11:12:48 AM
Meet Christine, who lost 54 pounds from a steady diet at Taco Bell.

I don't think I'm in a big hurry to meet a large woman full of Taco Bell, Subby
 
2009-12-29 11:20:13 AM
Dysentery: it's the new Atkins
 
2009-12-29 11:21:51 AM
Well this thread is certain to be a blast!
 
2009-12-29 11:39:12 AM
NEWS FLASH: There are healthy food choices at fast food restaurants (at least in comparison to the double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon that they heavily advertise).

Did you know that the basic McD's hamburger is actually the suggested single serving size for an adult?

I would love to see more people do an anti-"Supersize Me" and attempt to eat only the healthiest options from McD's for 30 days.

However, for a normal diet, you don't have to avoid fast-food altogether, just exercise moderation and don't make it the majority of your meals. *Know* what you are putting in your body.
 
2009-12-29 11:39:49 AM
Taco Bell is a great way to cure gastrointestinal issues. I liken it to putting out an oil well fire with an explosion.
 
2009-12-29 11:41:31 AM
ffffffffffrt.
 
2009-12-29 11:53:37 AM
I saw this commercial and I thought it was a joke.

Sodium. That is all.
 
2009-12-29 12:09:29 PM
That's great, until she keels over from a stroke. All that fat and sodium doesn't do a body good.
 
2009-12-29 12:10:44 PM
She's also the new spokesperson for Chipotlaway.
 
2009-12-29 12:11:00 PM
mjoven1975: Well this thread is certain to be a blast!

Nobody mention gorgor or he's sure to be summoned. Got that? Not a peep about gorgor!
 
2009-12-29 12:11:22 PM
Taco Bell diet? Sure.

/Once you die, you lose weight quickly.
 
2009-12-29 12:11:35 PM
During my drug induced state last night (cold or something), I saw this commercial. I thought my mind was messing with me.

Wow ... just wow.

Also:

Calmamity: Explosively poop your way to a new you!

Funny ...

/still on the drugs
//I'm all gooned up ...
 
2009-12-29 12:11:47 PM
Have her check back in 2-3 years. Tell us how much she weighs then.
 
2009-12-29 12:12:08 PM
She shiat out her lower digestive tract, and the midget living in there?
 
2009-12-29 12:12:10 PM
poop.

that is all.
 
2009-12-29 12:12:34 PM
Meanwhile, her septic tank has developed one helluva clog.
 
2009-12-29 12:13:20 PM
coyote1284: NEWS FLASH: There are healthy food choices at fast food restaurants (at least in comparison to the double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon that they heavily advertise).

Did you know that the basic McD's hamburger is actually the suggested single serving size for an adult?

I would love to see more people do an anti-"Supersize Me" and attempt to eat only the healthiest options from McD's for 30 days.

However, for a normal diet, you don't have to avoid fast-food altogether, just exercise moderation and don't make it the majority of your meals. *Know* what you are putting in your body.


All this "personal responsibility" and "common sense" talk is bordering on insubordination. I buy everything I see on TV and jam it down my throat every time the commercial comes on. It's their responsibility to produce a product that is completely healthy for me even in massive quantities.

And what choice do I have?! Every day when I get in my car, there's a guy with a gun to my head forcing me to eat at McDonalds. He is very insistent. It's like these big evil corporations don't realize that we have no choice but to eat their food every day, all day, and as often as we possibly can.
 
2009-12-29 12:13:30 PM
I'm on this plan:

www.diet-blog.com
 
2009-12-29 12:13:43 PM
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2009-12-29 12:14:27 PM
i'd do her. and i hear diarrhea makes great lubricant for anal. :)
 
2009-12-29 12:14:43 PM
I saw this and bought stock in Janssen Pharmaceutica. Imodium is paving the way to my retirement. Thank you taco bell!
 
2009-12-29 12:15:15 PM
I miss Taco Bell. When I lived in the suburbs, there was a Taco Bell within walking distance, no matter which direction I took.
Now I live near downtown Cleveland, & I can't find a Taco Bell anywhere nearby!
 
2009-12-29 12:15:17 PM
I'm lucky in that I have thin parents who passed on their genes to me. Would never eat regularly at taco hell.
 
2009-12-29 12:15:44 PM
I wanna stay and see what gorgor brings to the table but I have to runs out for lunch
 
2009-12-29 12:16:33 PM
Joy25: I'm lucky in that I have thin parents who passed on their genes to me. Would never eat regularly at taco hell.

No one eats "regularly" at Taco Bell.
 
2009-12-29 12:16:56 PM
i want this biath and Jared to have a deathmatch... winner take all (they can eat)
 
2009-12-29 12:17:08 PM
2 seconds after reading that article I was on Google maps looking for the nearest Taco Bell. Lunch time is now.

Poo time is soon after.
 
2009-12-29 12:17:43 PM
Let's face it, you just have to EXERCISE.
Once you get even a little fat, it never disappears unless you work it off.
Even healthy food leads to weight gain, so exercising 3-4 times a week for just 1 hour can help.
 
2009-12-29 12:18:05 PM
What do you call bulimia when it's with diarrhea instead?
 
2009-12-29 12:18:05 PM
The fact that the Taco Bell food does not contain nutrients probably helps.
 
2009-12-29 12:18:12 PM
toejam: Joy25: I'm lucky in that I have thin parents who passed on their genes to me. Would never eat regularly at taco hell.

No one eats "regularly" at Taco Bell.


Stoners.
 
2009-12-29 12:18:19 PM
If the goal of this article was to convince me to go to Taco Bell and get the 1000-calorie Volcano Nachos and a Fresco Soft Taco for lunch, it has succeeded.
 
2009-12-29 12:18:20 PM
Bacteria?
 
2009-12-29 12:18:28 PM
I'd much rather exercise daily than eat fast food crap every day of my life. I'd feel a lot better too.
 
2009-12-29 12:18:33 PM
So ... wait a minute. Is this the beginning of the Restaurant Wars? You know, the one where Taco Bell wins; therefore, all restaurants are Taco Bell?

www.alltopmovies.net
 
2009-12-29 12:18:53 PM
coyote1284: NEWS FLASH: There are healthy food choices at fast food restaurants (at least in comparison to the double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon that they heavily advertise).

Did you know that the basic McD's hamburger is actually the suggested single serving size for an adult?

I would love to see more people do an anti-"Supersize Me" and attempt to eat only the healthiest options from McD's for 30 days.

However, for a normal diet, you don't have to avoid fast-food altogether, just exercise moderation and don't make it the majority of your meals. *Know* what you are putting in your body.


But it's just easier to blame McDonald's for your weight problems and poor eating habits.
 
2009-12-29 12:19:07 PM
Sorry, I'm calling bullshiat on this one. I don't eat at Taco Hell to lose weight.
 
2009-12-29 12:19:11 PM
static.tacobell.com

Christine is also verification that eating Taco Bell will not make you pretty.

/Cue the "I'd hit it" and "You know how I know you're gay" posters.
 
2009-12-29 12:19:24 PM
Now with linky goodness:

Bacteria? (new window)
 
2009-12-29 12:19:31 PM
hedztalez: 2 seconds after reading that article I was on Google maps looking for the nearest Taco Bell. Lunch time is now.

Poo time is soon after.


This. Lunch is in about an hour though.
/At home so won't offend anybody but the dog
 
2009-12-29 12:20:36 PM
Shakespeare's Monkey: Christine is also verification that eating Taco Bell will not make you pretty.

/Cue the "I'd hit it" and "You know how I know you're gay" posters.


Think of all the money you could save on lube for anal sex though!
 
2009-12-29 12:20:44 PM
I ate crap and lost 100 Lbs in a year!!!


...and worked out at the gym 90 minutes a day every day
 
2009-12-29 12:20:46 PM
I guess eating shiate ruins your taste buds to even want to eat anything else?
 
2009-12-29 12:20:56 PM
coyote1284: I would love to see more people do an anti-"Supersize Me" and attempt to eat only the healthiest options from McD's for 30 days.

I think you missed the point of Super Size Me and its affect on the McDonald's menu soon after.
 
2009-12-29 12:21:17 PM
a pints a pound the world 'round.
 
2009-12-29 12:21:33 PM
Reminds me of that KFC commercial a while back where the lady says 'hey honey, you know how we planned on eating healthier this year?' and then she pulls out a big bucket of fried chicken.

Wish i could find that ad on youtube or something...I think it got yanked for sheer ridiculousness...
 
2009-12-29 12:21:38 PM
toejam: Joy25: I'm lucky in that I have thin parents who passed on their genes to me. Would never eat regularly at taco hell.

No one eats "regularly" at Taco Bell.



No, I suppose not. There is a special kind of hell for the execs at taco hell.
 
2009-12-29 12:22:24 PM
eviljimbo: i'd do her. and i hear diarrhea makes great lubricant for anal. :)

Might want to rethink that one there butt cowboy.
 
2009-12-29 12:22:56 PM
EvilEgg: toejam: Joy25: I'm lucky in that I have thin parents who passed on their genes to me. Would never eat regularly at taco hell.

No one eats "regularly" at Taco Bell.

Stoners.


Hey, most stoners have more sense than to eat there.

/When you live in San Antonio, Taco Bell simply isn't a "real" option
//...unless you're some idiot yup who wouldn't know good Mexican/Tex-mex if it was force-fed to you.
///Michigan people, I'm talking to YOU.
////Ranged out *2 hours* from Ypsi and not ONE place worth a damn.
 
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