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(Some Guy)   If there's something you only get to do once a year AND once in a blue moon, 12/31 might be your lucky day   (universetoday.com) divider line 179
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2009-12-29 01:39:05 AM  
Pink paint: I also did not like bacon for the first part of my life...then i realized it does not have to be burnt to a crisp. that night i had ten slices of bacon

/been eating it ever since
//as much as possible
///goodbye living to 70


I tried baking it but it came out crispy/burnt flavored, even though it looked fine. I might try it again but bake for even less time. It's gotta be a little more healthy than fried bacon, right?
 
2009-12-29 01:39:19 AM  
Dovienya: tinfoil-hat maggie: /My new years is gonna be weird no matter what.

Pffft. We're going to a party thrown by my boyfriend's good friend. $5 cover charge and no alcohol. I repeat, no alcohol at a New Year's party.


img.moronail.net
 
2009-12-29 01:42:07 AM  
Dovienya: tinfoil-hat maggie: /My new years is gonna be weird no matter what.

Pffft. We're going to a party thrown by my boyfriend's good friend. $5 cover charge and no alcohol. I repeat, no alcohol at a New Year's party.


WTF are you paying for?
 
2009-12-29 01:43:17 AM  
tinfoil-hat maggie: lokisbong: I took this tonight.

/You've been Mooned!

Very nice, I'm jealous.
/What were you using?


A canon rebel with a 55-250 zoom lens. All set up on a cheap 20+ year old tripod. I just got the lens for Christmas!
 
2009-12-29 01:43:25 AM  
sidmind: did anyone say anal yet?

Up your game... My New Years resolution is to go for a Dirty Sanchez into an ATM with accompanying Cleveland Steamer AFTER earning my Red Belt topped off with a dirty snowball.

/go big or go home!
 
2009-12-29 01:46:52 AM  
robbiex0r: WTF are you paying for?

That's kinda what I'm wondering. Soda and chips and dip, I guess. And the right to watch people play Rockband for hours on end.

/i don't wanna go!
 
2009-12-29 01:47:36 AM  
Dovienya: tinfoil-hat maggie: /My new years is gonna be weird no matter what.

Pffft. We're going to a party thrown by my boyfriend's good friend. $5 cover charge and no alcohol. I repeat, no alcohol at a New Year's party.


Please tell me that this party is thrown by a Mormon who will also have poker but no one is allowed to gamble any real currency. Because let me tell you, it makes for a rip roaring good time.
 
2009-12-29 01:49:30 AM  
Our facebook invite says:

Food and drinks (non-alcoholic) will be provided, as well as games and watching the 2010 ball drop in full HD! haha

$5 cover at the door. Please RSVP by Saturday, December 26!


I mean, I guess we can bring our own alcohol, but I don't wanna drink when no one else is. Plus, man, it's $5!
 
2009-12-29 01:49:31 AM  
If I remember correctly from my childhood, a blue moon is when new smurfs are born.
 
2009-12-29 01:50:38 AM  
I Stole The Cookie: Dovienya: tinfoil-hat maggie: /My new years is gonna be weird no matter what.

Pffft. We're going to a party thrown by my boyfriend's good friend. $5 cover charge and no alcohol. I repeat, no alcohol at a New Year's party.

Please tell me that this party is thrown by a Mormon who will also have poker but no one is allowed to gamble any real currency. Because let me tell you, it makes for a rip roaring good time.


That's where I'm leaning too. The cover charge is for the straight-edge Mormon garage band. And their wicked light show.
 
2009-12-29 01:51:09 AM  
SpinStopper: No shiat. Some people become assholes when they get old. My dad went from asshole to now being one of my best friends. Very cool guy.

Awesome haps, amigo. I'm truly glad to hear it. :)

Although I don't drink, I'll lift a coffee mug to the dude when the day rolls around - cheers!
 
2009-12-29 01:52:17 AM  
spacewarp: If I remember correctly from my childhood, a blue moon is when new smurfs are born.

They're born from the ashes of the old.
http://tinyurl.com/ycbulxv
(copy and paste)
 
2009-12-29 01:54:12 AM  
CheddarPants: I'm surprised there isn't an emo band called Blue Moon Eclipse.

Maybe not but there is Blue Moon beer.
 
2009-12-29 01:55:08 AM  
I Stole The Cookie: Dovienya: tinfoil-hat maggie: /My new years is gonna be weird no matter what.

Pffft. We're going to a party thrown by my boyfriend's good friend. $5 cover charge and no alcohol. I repeat, no alcohol at a New Year's party.

Please tell me that this party is thrown by a Mormon who will also have poker but no one is allowed to gamble any real currency. Because let me tell you, it makes for a rip roaring good time.


5 bucks to go to this?

www.salamandersociety.com
 
2009-12-29 01:56:39 AM  
I'm sorry, but just because some astronomers decided a decade or two ago that they'd call a 5th moon in a calendar month "blue" does not make it so.

A blue moon occurs when you look at the moon and atmospheric anomalies have caused it to appear to be reflecting light light with a wavelength between 450 and 495 nanometers. Which is to say, you look at the moon and the damn thing is blue.

This happens almost never, as opposed to blood moons that happen whenever there's a lot of smoke in the atmosphere between you and it.

That's where the phrase 'once in a blue moon' gets it's weight.
 
2009-12-29 01:59:30 AM  
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ycbulxv

I hate to break it to you assholes, but a smurf is born after a moldy cavity is filled with goo.

I read that on mushroomvillage.com
 
2009-12-29 02:00:21 AM  
Are there current pics from the result of the first moon landing that can be captured from Earth?
 
2009-12-29 02:02:00 AM  
Asa Phelps: I'm sorry, but just because some astronomers decided a decade or two ago that they'd call a 5th moon in a calendar month "blue" does not make it so.

A blue moon occurs when you look at the moon and atmospheric anomalies have caused it to appear to be reflecting light light with a wavelength between 450 and 495 nanometers. Which is to say, you look at the moon and the damn thing is blue.

This happens almost never, as opposed to blood moons that happen whenever there's a lot of smoke in the atmosphere between you and it.

That's where the phrase 'once in a blue moon' gets it's weight.


what's this "blood" moon? In farming country that's a harvest moon!
 
2009-12-29 02:02:57 AM  
tuna fingers: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ycbulxv

I hate to break it to you assholes, but a smurf is born after a moldy cavity is filled with goo.

I read that on mushroomvillage.com


I forgot my citation.

hot cavity injection (new window)
 
2009-12-29 02:03:25 AM  
Doc Loliday: Terrible Beer

I think it tastes like ground up sneakers (no I haven't actually had ground up sneakers... but that's what I imagine they taste like).
/will never try it again
//lover of many other beers
 
2009-12-29 02:04:10 AM  
Dovienya: Our facebook invite says:

Food and drinks (non-alcoholic) will be provided, as well as games and watching the 2010 ball drop in full HD! haha

$5 cover at the door. Please RSVP by Saturday, December 26!

I mean, I guess we can bring our own alcohol, but I don't wanna drink when no one else is. Plus, man, it's $5!


Your mission, as a Farker, is to bring more than enough booze for yourself, and make a drunk fool. There is no alternative.
please document :D
 
2009-12-29 02:04:14 AM  
The English Major: Doc Loliday: Terrible Beer

YOU TAKE THAT BACK


What_do_you_want_now: Doc Loliday: Terrible Beer

BLASPHEMY!



These guys are the genius's that I would like to party with this New Years eve. Cheers to those of you who are going to celebrate this blue moon with a slice of orange.
 
2009-12-29 02:06:16 AM  
tuna fingers: tuna fingers: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ycbulxv

I hate to break it to you assholes, but a smurf is born after a moldy cavity is filled with goo.

I read that on mushroomvillage.com

I forgot my citation.

hot cavity injection (new window)


Ohhhh....
http://tinyurl.com/yau6g92
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-12-29 02:06:55 AM  
lokisbong: tinfoil-hat maggie: lokisbong: I took this tonight.

/You've been Mooned!

Very nice, I'm jealous.
/What were you using?

A canon rebel with a 55-250 zoom lens. All set up on a cheap 20+ year old tripod. I just got the lens for Christmas!


Well, now I'm really jealous.
/I only have a halfway there camera
//one day I will go DSLR
/miss my old Pentax 35mm
 
2009-12-29 02:08:25 AM  
robbiex0r: Your mission, as a Farker, is to bring more than enough booze for yourself, and make a drunk fool. There is no alternative.
please document :D


I am considering the idea, but I'm the one who'll have to see my boyfriend's friends and sisters in the near future. Plus, I can't stand our host's politics, and it's all I can do not to call him a nearly retarded douchebag when I'm sober.

/I like Obama.
//It's okay if you don't.
///Comparing him to Hitler makes you a nearly retarded douchebag.
 
2009-12-29 02:08:26 AM  
gorgor: tuna fingers: tuna fingers: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ycbulxv

I hate to break it to you assholes, but a smurf is born after a moldy cavity is filled with goo.

I read that on mushroomvillage.com

I forgot my citation.

hot cavity injection (new window)

Ohhhh....
http://tinyurl.com/yau6g92
(copy and paste, NSFW)


That is the nastiest thing I have seen in a really long time! Damn! Keep up the work... I guess.
 
2009-12-29 02:08:33 AM  
I'm getting hitched that day, does that count?

/Hopes that doesn't happen once a year
 
2009-12-29 02:09:02 AM  
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yau6g92

Labia Majora? Pffft.
That fine woman got her Labia PhD!
 
2009-12-29 02:10:00 AM  
gorgor: tuna fingers: tuna fingers: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ycbulxv

I hate to break it to you assholes, but a smurf is born after a moldy cavity is filled with goo.

I read that on mushroomvillage.com

I forgot my citation.

hot cavity injection (new window)

Ohhhh....
http://tinyurl.com/yau6g92
(copy and paste, NSFW)



WHY


Thank goodness this keyboard is water proof.
 
2009-12-29 02:10:08 AM  
gorgor: tuna fingers: tuna fingers: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ycbulxv

I hate to break it to you assholes, but a smurf is born after a moldy cavity is filled with goo.

I read that on mushroomvillage.com

I forgot my citation.

hot cavity injection (new window)

Ohhhh....
http://tinyurl.com/yau6g92
(copy and paste, NSFW)


I never want to look like that down there.... I really really hope that I can be a cyborg first!!
 
2009-12-29 02:10:13 AM  
tinfoil-hat maggie: lokisbong: tinfoil-hat maggie: lokisbong: I took this tonight.

/You've been Mooned!

Very nice, I'm jealous.
/What were you using?

A canon rebel with a 55-250 zoom lens. All set up on a cheap 20+ year old tripod. I just got the lens for Christmas!

Well, now I'm really jealous.
/I only have a halfway there camera
//one day I will go DSLR
/miss my old Pentax 35mm


My mom got me the camera last year and the lens this year. She is the best mom I could ask for.
 
2009-12-29 02:11:10 AM  
gorgor, have you seen this NSFW wiki Link? (new window)

It cracked me up.

FAP
 
2009-12-29 02:15:24 AM  
Screw your "once a years" and "blue moons"... I got my girlfriend to make out with her lady friend *tonight*!

I also figured out why this only happens in a blue moon- 'cuz when *I* make out with her friend, all hell breaks loose.

/stay classy, Fark
 
2009-12-29 02:16:27 AM  
tuna fingers: gorgor, have you seen this NSFW wiki Link?
It cracked me up.
FAP


Awwww, a baby wookie!
http://tinyurl.com/ckbsya
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-12-29 02:18:07 AM  
gorgor: tuna fingers: gorgor, have you seen this NSFW wiki Link?
It cracked me up.
FAP

Awwww, a baby wookie!
http://tinyurl.com/ckbsya
(copy and paste, NSFW)


LOL, that's surprisingly adorable.
 
2009-12-29 02:20:08 AM  
Vala0128: I never want to look like that down there.... I really really hope that I can be a cyborg first!!

Would you get synthetic vagina skin or bear trap teeth?
 
2009-12-29 02:22:57 AM  
gorgor: tuna fingers: tuna fingers: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ycbulxv

I hate to break it to you assholes, but a smurf is born after a moldy cavity is filled with goo.

I read that on mushroomvillage.com

I forgot my citation.

hot cavity injection (new window)

Ohhhh....
http://tinyurl.com/yau6g92
(copy and paste, NSFW)


That's more like it, ya sick fark. You were starting to worry me.
 
2009-12-29 02:23:52 AM  
Vala0128: gorgor: tuna fingers: gorgor, have you seen this NSFW wiki Link?
It cracked me up.
FAP

Awwww, a baby wookie!
http://tinyurl.com/ckbsya
(copy and paste, NSFW)

LOL, that's surprisingly adorable.


*Hmmmm Vala sounds like this farker might be a female*
*clicks profile*
*ZOINKS!!!*
*Yowza!*

humina humina
 
2009-12-29 02:24:54 AM  
tuna fingers: Vala0128: gorgor: tuna fingers: gorgor, have you seen this NSFW wiki Link?
It cracked me up.
FAP

Awwww, a baby wookie!
http://tinyurl.com/ckbsya
(copy and paste, NSFW)

LOL, that's surprisingly adorable.

*Hmmmm Vala sounds like this farker might be a female*
*clicks profile*
*ZOINKS!!!*
*Yowza!*

humina humina


Cue the "How YOU doing?" in 3....2....1....
 
2009-12-29 02:25:12 AM  
uncletogie: You were starting to worry me.

Isn't that my job?
 
2009-12-29 02:26:38 AM  
Asa Phelps thank you I came here to say just that. Article has the worst case of circular reasoning I've ever seen.
 
2009-12-29 02:26:46 AM  
gorgor: Vala0128: I never want to look like that down there.... I really really hope that I can be a cyborg first!!

Would you get synthetic vagina skin or bear trap teeth?


I was thinking something like this:
essin-em.com
Or... This (NSFW) (new window)

what do you think?
 
2009-12-29 02:28:54 AM  
gorgor: uncletogie: You were starting to worry me.

Isn't that my job?


Naaah. Worry's f'r pikers... Your job appears to alternately kicking us and then kissing us 'til we're dizzy.

That havin' been said:

Good work so far!
 
2009-12-29 02:28:55 AM  
tuna fingers: Vala0128: gorgor: tuna fingers: gorgor, have you seen this NSFW wiki Link?
It cracked me up.
FAP

Awwww, a baby wookie!
http://tinyurl.com/ckbsya
(copy and paste, NSFW)

LOL, that's surprisingly adorable.

*Hmmmm Vala sounds like this farker might be a female*
*clicks profile*
*ZOINKS!!!*
*Yowza!*

humina humina


I'd love a "Vala in a headline shirt" someday. It would be an honor. :)
 
2009-12-29 02:29:54 AM  
uncletogie: gorgor: uncletogie: You were starting to worry me.

Isn't that my job?

Naaah. Worry's f'r pikers... Your job appears to alternately kicking us and then kissing us 'til we're dizzy.

That havin' been said:

Good work so far!


That's why I have him favorited :).
(with the tag occular bleeding may insue)
 
2009-12-29 02:30:39 AM  
Vala0128: gorgor: Vala0128: I never want to look like that down there.... I really really hope that I can be a cyborg first!!

Would you get synthetic vagina skin or bear trap teeth?

I was thinking something like this:

Or... This (NSFW) (new window)

what do you think?


I could spank to both :)
 
2009-12-29 02:33:53 AM  
Asa Phelps: I'm sorry, but just because some astronomers decided a decade or two ago that they'd call a 5th moon in a calendar month "blue" does not make it so.

A blue moon occurs when you look at the moon and atmospheric anomalies have caused it to appear to be reflecting light light with a wavelength between 450 and 495 nanometers. Which is to say, you look at the moon and the damn thing is blue.

This happens almost never, as opposed to blood moons that happen whenever there's a lot of smoke in the atmosphere between you and it.

That's where the phrase 'once in a blue moon' gets it's weight.


You sound like you'll be lots of fun at approximately zero parties this blue moon.
 
2009-12-29 02:37:14 AM  
Vala0128: tuna fingers: Vala0128: gorgor: tuna fingers: gorgor, have you seen this NSFW wiki Link?
It cracked me up.
FAP

Awwww, a baby wookie!
http://tinyurl.com/ckbsya
(copy and paste, NSFW)

LOL, that's surprisingly adorable.

*Hmmmm Vala sounds like this farker might be a female*
*clicks profile*
*ZOINKS!!!*
*Yowza!*

humina humina

I'd love a "Vala in a headline shirt" someday. It would be an honor. :)


I'll work on it.
In the meantime, BIE?
 
2009-12-29 02:41:57 AM  
Vala0128: uncletogie: gorgor: uncletogie: You were starting to worry me.

Isn't that my job?

Naaah. Worry's f'r pikers... Your job appears to alternately kicking us and then kissing us 'til we're dizzy.

That havin' been said:

Good work so far!

That's why I have him favorited :).
(with the tag occular bleeding may insue)


So far, he 'n' my wife are the only ones on my list, but I'm starting to get a feel for who to add around here.

Off-topic, what's your take on languages with clicks/whistles?
 
2009-12-29 02:44:39 AM  
uncletogie: Vala0128: uncletogie: gorgor: uncletogie: You were starting to worry me.

Isn't that my job?

Naaah. Worry's f'r pikers... Your job appears to alternately kicking us and then kissing us 'til we're dizzy.

That havin' been said:

Good work so far!

That's why I have him favorited :).
(with the tag occular bleeding may insue)

So far, he 'n' my wife are the only ones on my list, but I'm starting to get a feel for who to add around here.

Off-topic, what's your take on languages with clicks/whistles?


Same here. Always been interested in that.
 
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