Admit it: if they didn't get any bigger than that, you'd want one.

The thing is 0, and it's already taller than I.

I wonder what giraffe tastes like...

Scruffinator: I wonder what giraffe tastes like...

Chicken

/Just sayin. . .

I can see it now.

Sharply dressed man: "Can you please let my giraffe friend here aboard the plane? I know he doesn't have a passport but we do this all the time."

*Breaking News*: "This just in, passengers foiled terrorist plot of a giraffe aboard a transatlantic flight! Passengers became suspicious when the giraffe's crotch caught on fire."

Some hysterical lady passenger: "I heard a loud pop and knew it was the giraffe because giraffe's crotches aren't usually on fire"

/too soon? No disrespect just thought it was funny

You know who else was born in Nairobi?

Those ugly-assed knobby knees are adorable.

sharp knees.

actually, trying to come up with a humorous answer to my own question, without checking wiki... are there any easily recognizable people who really were born in Nairobi? *sigh* Oh, Africa.

/knows the article isn't about actual Africa

Anodos: You know who else was born in Nairobi?

RTFA. The "Niabi Zoo" is near Davenport, Iowa

Long Haul Farker: Anodos: You know who else was born in Nairobi?

RTFA. The "Niabi Zoo" is near Davenport, Iowa

yeah, that was the joke... *facepalm* I even subverted it one post above yours. 'sall good.

FTA: "She was doing everything textbook," Stalf said. "The vet came out and pulled the baby, did a quick exam and put her him back with mom. He is nursing fine."

They did who to the what now?

phenn: Admit it: if they didn't get any bigger than that, you'd want one.

No problem... once they get too big, just get a large bag, some heavy rocks, and find a very, very deep lake...

When will the back half of it be born and/or why did they embed it in a cinder-block wall?

FTFA: The giraffes grow to an average height of 14-19 feet, weighing 1,750 to 2,800 pounds. They are herbivores with 18-inch tongues

Peanut butter on standby, Farkettes

phenn: Admit it: if they didn't get any bigger than that, you'd want one.

Giraffe veal does sound enticing.

I used to take my son to Niabi Zoo when we were living in Davenpit, so getting a kick, cool story bro, etc

/and giraffe actually tastes a lot like venison

Why do the mother's hooves look like they are backward?

Less phone. More work.

him not ugly-ass. him cute and sweet. you is all very mean today.

I want one.
Think it would fit in my apartment?
I have a balcony he can hang his head out of.

This here giraffe laughed

Unlike a lot of other wild animals, giraffes will breed fairly easily in captivity.

phenn: Admit it: if they didn't get any bigger than that, you'd want one.

Pigmy giraffe? I'd have one! Take it on walks around the neighborhood.

HUUUUURRRRRRR IM A GIRAFFE.

possibly my favorite book to read to my little kids...

phenn: Admit it: if they didn't get any bigger than that, you'd want one.


Totally. If they stayed small and could be housebroken...? I'll take one baby giraffe and one baby elephant, please.


the_chief: The thing is 0, and it's already taller than I.


HA!

He looks like I feel....

Six Foot Vagina Drop would be a good band name.

phenn: Admit it: if they didn't get any bigger than that, you'd want one.

Castro developed minature cows. Get that man on the giraffe issue.

/so want a giraffe
//only thing holding me back is I haven't come up with the perfect name

Still Itchy: Castro developed minature cows. Get that man on the giraffe issue.

/so want a giraffe
//only thing holding me back is I haven't come up with the perfect name


How about "Corona?" (because of the long neck)

michaelgvh: possibly my favorite book to read to my little kids...

Giraffes can dance, they just don't have natural rhythm...

Will have to check this out...I live in the QC

My daughter was a zookeeper at Niabi until last year and she cared for the adult giraffes. They are very cool! The display has a feeding area and I had the thrill of actually feeding the momma giraffe shown in the picture. They like to eat tree branches. Up close and at eye level with a giraffe is just a gas!

Wouldn't want one as a pet, though. You should see the giraffe land mines these things produce.

/ Galesburg represents!