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(Stuff.co.nz)   Three teenagers commit robbery with a knife, a stick, and a plastic toy leg, finally letting the world know what comes below a stick in the hierarchy of weaponry   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 40
    More: Amusing, robbery, legs, Boxing Day, teenagers, Terrace Gardens Park, toys, groceries  
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2009-12-29 02:20:59 AM  
No love for wet noodle?
 
2009-12-29 02:22:47 AM  
And proving once and for all what happens when you play too many video games.
 
2009-12-29 02:23:12 AM  
Of course we have here the training video
Link
 
2009-12-29 02:23:14 AM  
img2.timeinc.net
 
2009-12-29 02:26:46 AM  
Did the guy with the plastic toy leg forget his weapon and just grab the closest thing he could?

Showing up for a robbery brandishing a toy leg is pretty shameless, even for a robber. I hope the guy they robbed refused to hand over the bag until the idiot with the toy leg left.
 
2009-12-29 02:29:11 AM  
www.babble.com

Does not approve
 
2009-12-29 02:31:36 AM  
Came for the Monty Python reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-12-29 02:34:05 AM  
"So you just handed over your bag of groceries?"

"Well, yes, they threatened me with a plastic leg."

"A plastic leg?"

"Well, you know...it was...well, you just had to be there."

/plastic leg...roflmao
 
2009-12-29 02:34:06 AM  
There's an almost epic simulpost up there.

Aside, toy legs can be nasty sharp. My sphincter was quite abrasin with Barbie's fierce technique (handheld, circa 1982).
 
2009-12-29 02:39:42 AM  
tuna fingers: Aside, toy legs can be nasty sharp. My sphincter was quite abrasin with Barbie's fierce technique (handheld, circa 1982).

I only have one response to this:

D:
 
2009-12-29 02:41:23 AM  
At least he wasn't armed.
 
2009-12-29 02:44:17 AM  
and a plastic toy leg

Can't find a pic, but I'm thinking of the Hamlet duel scene in Porky's 2 where a mannequin leg is used for a sword.
 
2009-12-29 02:49:37 AM  
Oakenhelm: tuna fingers: Aside, toy legs can be nasty sharp. My sphincter was quite abrasin with Barbie's fierce technique (handheld, circa 1982).

I only have one response to this:

D:


Perhaps you should have looked into Lady Jaye and the G.I. Joe kung fu grip.
 
2009-12-29 02:52:42 AM  
Ringshadow

If there hadn't been a Monty Python reference in the first 15 comments of this thread, I would have been really disappointed.
 
2009-12-29 03:03:45 AM  
Nakito: At least he wasn't armed.

And you win.
 
2009-12-29 03:15:48 AM  
If you outlaw plastic toy legs, only outlaws will have plastic toy legs.
 
2009-12-29 03:22:11 AM  
Just a hunch, but I suspect the victim was more intimidated by the stick and knife
 
2009-12-29 03:43:43 AM  
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

World War V will henceforth be fought with plastic toy legs.
 
2009-12-29 04:20:49 AM  
blogs.nashvillescene.com
/Inconsolable
//It's hot
///and it better not be obscure...
 
2009-12-29 05:15:40 AM  
The real reason girls collect multiple Barbies - we need the extra ammo.


/yes, I'm just pulling your leg
//is that a plastic leg in your pocket, or are you just...
 
2009-12-29 05:21:54 AM  
media.giantbomb.com
You know what your grandpa was doing at your age? Mugging a guy with a stick.
media.giantbomb.com
With a STICK.
media.giantbomb.com
A STICK.
 
2009-12-29 05:25:09 AM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-29 05:30:12 AM  
img686.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-29 07:10:55 AM  
I thought it went knife, then pointy stick, stick, THEN rock.
davidjhinson.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-29 07:45:35 AM  
Britan to start decrying "plastic leg crime" in the media and from the local council houses in 3... 2... 1...
 
2009-12-29 07:52:04 AM  
Rohasman: Britan to start decrying "plastic leg crime" in the media and from the local council houses in 3... 2... 1...

I imagine some strange, plastic version of V for Vendetta's "Requiem for t3h Gays" montage.
 
2009-12-29 08:13:06 AM  
Came for the bananna.
/left curious about the John Stewart story.
//probably isn't interesting.
 
2009-12-29 08:40:06 AM  
MythDragon: I thought it went knife, then pointy stick, stick, THEN rock.

You know, I'd rather be "menaced" with the sticks than the rock.
 
2009-12-29 09:38:51 AM  
first thought:

a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread, and a stick of butter.

damn you sesame street
 
2009-12-29 09:50:11 AM  
jaggspb: first thought:

a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread, and a stick of butter.

damn you sesame street


wow. I had completely forgotten about that short until just then.

mad props, man, mad props.
/childhood memory for the win
 
2009-12-29 10:38:00 AM  
Nakito: At least he wasn't armed.

Win.
 
2009-12-29 10:40:26 AM  
MythDragon: I thought it went knife, then pointy stick, stick, THEN rock.

What about the banana?
 
2009-12-29 10:48:41 AM  
Bagelox-99: You know what your grandpa was doing at your age? Mugging a guy with a stick.

With a STICK.

A STICK.


I absolutely farking LOVE that commercial.
 
2009-12-29 11:10:18 AM  
tuna fingers: There's an almost epic retarded simulpost up there.

Aside, toy legs can be nasty sharp. My sphincter was quite abrasin with Barbie's fierce technique (handheld, circa 1982) a remote control.


ftfy
 
2009-12-29 11:20:51 AM  
zulius: /Inconsolable
//It's hot
///and it better not be obscure...


Considering his handheld counterpart got it on with the pink ranger, I don't feel too sympathetic.

/Bonus points to him for snagging Marilyn Manson pre-Antichrist Superstar
 
2009-12-29 11:55:46 AM  
zulius: /Inconsolable
//It's hot
///and it better not be obscure...


Sorry to burst your bubble but I have no idea what this has to do with Jon Stewart. But then, I don't sit around blazing up watching his partisan comedy show either.
 
2009-12-29 12:22:09 PM  
www.the-frame.com

Big Pointy Fangs
 
2009-12-29 12:31:55 PM  
Look at the bones!

/came for monty
//left happy several posts ago
///I promise I wont shoot you
 
2009-12-29 04:08:03 PM  
trappedspirit: But then, I don't sit around blazing up watching his partisan comedy show either.

your loss
 
2009-12-29 11:32:50 PM  
trappedspirit: zulius: /Inconsolable
//It's hot
///and it better not be obscure...

Sorry to burst your bubble but I have no idea what this has to do with Jon Stewart. But then, I don't sit around blazing up watching his partisan comedy show either.


Well, then what *do* you sit around blazing up and doing?

/you ever really looked at a dollar bill, man?
//some spooky shiat goin on there, man.
 
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