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(TC Palm)   If your father tells you to make your own lunch, the obvious response is to hit him in the head with a candle holder. This of course leads to the drawing of pistols. Then things get strange. (mugshot goodness)   (tcpalm.com) divider line 60
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2009-12-28 07:44:27 PM  
This article reads like a Dade county public school graduate wrote it.
 
2009-12-28 07:52:02 PM  
Son... I am disappoint.
 
2009-12-28 08:37:54 PM  
This won't end well.
 
2009-12-28 09:11:46 PM  
There's a Clue reference in here somewhere...
 
2009-12-28 09:31:05 PM  
It's time to kick this punk to the curb.
 
2009-12-28 10:23:42 PM  
SushiPak: This article reads like a Dade county public school graduate wrote it.

I was going to go with it reading like a "Dick & Jane" book, but your comparison is better.
 
2009-12-28 10:25:05 PM  
Bathia_Mapes: It's time to kick this punk to the curb.

About 14 years ago too late. If a child enters into the teens and is not mature enough to deal with making their own lunch. Time to have them put to sleep and make a baby that is not defective.

If the person is 26 and acts like a 3 year old, there is no hope.
 
2009-12-28 10:25:32 PM  
Meatloaf!
 
2009-12-28 10:27:01 PM  
Florida refuses to release its stranglehold on failure this decade.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2009-12-28 10:27:03 PM  
Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the Candlestick...
 
2009-12-28 10:27:09 PM  
So, I take it Mr Tate got stood up for lunch?
 
2009-12-28 10:27:50 PM  
white people scares me.
 
2009-12-28 10:29:50 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2009-12-28 10:31:50 PM  
FTA: Jason Werry's girlfriend gave Jason Werry a gun.

She can give him a gun but she can't make him a sammich. That ho has to go!
 
2009-12-28 10:34:31 PM  
Seems like the kid was a little old to still be in that nest.
 
2009-12-28 10:34:58 PM  
scandalrag: FTA: Jason Werry's girlfriend gave Jason Werry a gun.

And here's a picture of the action:

www.imfdb.org
 
2009-12-28 10:35:36 PM  
One bright day in the middle of the night...
 
2009-12-28 10:37:50 PM  
That guy is as fat and stupid as xkcd is unfunny.
 
2009-12-28 10:39:07 PM  
duckpoopy: That guy is as fat and stupid as xkcd is unfunny.

Nothing you say from now on will be taken seriously.
 
2009-12-28 10:39:10 PM  
TurdFlopDownMleg

[xkcd comic]

I've seen that before but didn't get it.
As a linux newbie (opensuse distro), I get it.
 
2009-12-28 10:42:49 PM  
#2: Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the Candlestick...

No, no it was Miss Scarlett

i86.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-28 10:43:13 PM  
what the drawing of pistols might look like: (30 sec ms paint special)

i147.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-28 10:44:41 PM  
Came for the pics of Bugs Bunny drawing pistols in duel with Yosemite Sam. Leaving disappointed.
 
2009-12-28 10:45:25 PM  
GoSurfing: what the drawing of pistols might look like: (30 sec ms paint special)

You're a nartist.
 
2009-12-28 10:45:26 PM  
Inibrius: scandalrag: FTA: Jason Werry's girlfriend gave Jason Werry a gun.

And here's a picture of the action:


A pic of the movie Clue without Coleen Camp is useless.

Here's a montage of her boobage.

Link (new window)
 
2009-12-28 10:46:37 PM  
scandalrag: FTA: Jason Werry's girlfriend gave Jason Werry a gun.

She can give him a gun but she can't make him a sammich. That ho has to go!


The two idiots drew guns and didn't use 'em. After reading the article, I'm pretty sure the dad should've.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2009-12-28 10:46:51 PM  
Clue is one of the more underrated movies of the 80s.
 
2009-12-28 10:47:07 PM  
Sounds like he should have beat his gf instead for not feeding him.
 
2009-12-28 10:47:21 PM  
Inibrius: scandalrag: FTA: Jason Werry's girlfriend gave Jason Werry a gun.

And here's a picture of the action:


Wadsworth: You see? Like the Mounties, we always get our man.
Mr. Green: Mrs. Peacock was a man?
[Colonel Mustard slaps Mr. Green, who turns to get slapped by Wadsworth]
 
2009-12-28 10:50:03 PM  
It's not news ...

it's FLORIDA . com
 
2009-12-28 10:57:31 PM  
+1 for subby for not using the a) b) c) -meme.
 
2009-12-28 11:01:00 PM  
I must draw him...
 
2009-12-28 11:01:32 PM  
Stories like this always make me feel better about my life.

Thanks Subby


vudukungfu


So, I take it Mr Tate got stood up for lunch?

You owe me new pants, because I just pissed myself laughing. Well done sir, well done.

Is anyone else curious as to what wifey's job is?

/good god the fail in this family
 
2009-12-28 11:04:22 PM  
MBK: Clue is one of the more underrated movies of the 80s.

It's a very good and funny movie.
 
2009-12-28 11:07:28 PM  
MBK: Clue is one of the more underrated movies of the 80s.

One of the few things that is generally loved on Fark.
 
2009-12-28 11:08:20 PM  
FTFA - "(Jay Werry) said he is afraid that when Jason gets out of jail, that Jason will come and kill him and his family," a report states. "Jay is torn about what to do because his wife always takes sides with the kids."


And THERE'S our problem. How many times does someone "always take the side of" a psychotic 26-year-old "kid" before realizing they shouldn't do that?
 
2009-12-28 11:12:17 PM  
SushiPak: This article reads like a Dade county public school graduate wrote it.

Hey! I graduated from a Dade county public school.


Oh. Yeah, well, I suppose you're right.
 
2009-12-28 11:12:48 PM  
PORT ST.LUCIE!

RUSH TOLD ME BOUT THERE!
 
2009-12-28 11:20:00 PM  
Somacandra: Came for the pics of Bugs Bunny drawing pistols in duel with Yosemite Sam. Leaving disappointed.

Good, because obviously you don't know how to upload pics yourself, ya whiny baby!

sharprightturn.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-28 11:25:47 PM  
The son just looks like he should be on the blue bus licking the windows clean.
 
2009-12-28 11:25:54 PM  
I'm going to guess that the Kimber belongs to the dad.
 
2009-12-28 11:27:08 PM  
He'll have to use his own buns for a change, when his cell mate slips him the ol' salami.
 
2009-12-28 11:30:45 PM  
dennysgod: #2: Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the Candlestick...

No, no it was Miss Scarlett


I've got a candlestick for her.

/penis
 
2009-12-28 11:35:05 PM  
How the fark does this Baby Huey have a girlfriend?!
 
2009-12-28 11:39:46 PM  
I'm all for the preemptive Darwinian strike. Just execute the entire family...girlfriend included. Unless she's hot. She's obviously stupid and easily manipulated....so she might have some value as a sex slave or drug mule.
 
2009-12-29 12:00:40 AM  
www.undertheradarmag.com

Amused and looking at your newsletter.
 
2009-12-29 12:06:54 AM  
Farkin' rednecks.
 
2009-12-29 12:20:57 AM  
MBK: Clue is one of the more underrated movies of the 80s all time.

FTFY.

/OF ALL TIME
 
2009-12-29 03:12:17 AM  
If the son was a midget the father might have been trying to turn him into 40 gold coins...
 
2009-12-29 03:16:30 AM  
If the father was a midget the son might have been trying to turn him into 40 gold coins...

/FTFM
 
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