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(Daily Mail)   You might be a fugitive if you spent your Christmas taunting police by posting topless pictures of yourself on Facebook adorned in tinsel, making a rude gesture and holding a turkey   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Strange, Christmas Day, Facebook, Winnie the Pooh, ha-has, Christmas, New Year's Eve, Craig Lynch  
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22935 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2009 at 8:42 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2009-12-28 08:43:23 PM  
img85.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-28 08:43:37 PM  
Dad?
 
2009-12-28 08:47:51 PM  
MOM?????
 
2009-12-28 08:47:57 PM  
Isn't this a repeat?
 
2009-12-28 08:48:03 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-28 08:49:00 PM  
He must be hiding behind a lot of proxies!
 
2009-12-28 08:50:25 PM  
good for him
 
2009-12-28 08:54:27 PM  
So, dude's having sex with a turkey?
 
2009-12-28 08:56:12 PM  
That's a really small turkey.
 
2009-12-28 08:56:53 PM  
From the comments: "We wouldn t need laws if idiots like the one featured didn't break them." That's some pretty impressive circular logic right there.
 
2009-12-28 08:57:43 PM  

mavrickatubc: So, dude's having sex with a turkey?



igwt.ie

"I'm gon' get RAPED??!"
 
2009-12-28 08:58:56 PM  
FTA: Lynch was nearing the end of a seven year sentence for aggravated burglary when he escaped from the open prison on September 23.

It would make more sense to me if he broke out of jail near the beginning of a 7 year sentence.
 
2009-12-28 09:00:01 PM  
He is a ballsy farker
 
2009-12-28 09:03:29 PM  
It said "topless". It didn't lie, sadly.
 
2009-12-28 09:07:50 PM  

Scruffinator: FTA: Lynch was nearing the end of a seven year sentence for aggravated burglary when he escaped from the open prison on September 23.

It would make more sense to me if he broke out of jail near the beginning of a 7 year sentence.


Dude, he's not a criminal because he's a rocket surgeon.
 
2009-12-28 09:08:38 PM  
12lb steaks? shiat, I want to party with that guy!
 
2009-12-28 09:14:13 PM  
Subby says it like it's a bad thing...
 
2009-12-28 09:14:58 PM  
Wow, the quintessential bad-ass, sticking it to the system. They should make a movie about his life...
 
2009-12-28 09:23:31 PM  
and subby might be begging for some abuse for abusing the phrase "posting topless pictures"
 
2009-12-28 09:26:12 PM  
This guy is my farking hero. Brass balls.
 
2009-12-28 09:29:26 PM  

Fallout Boy: This guy is my farking hero. Brass balls.


And empty head.
 
2009-12-28 09:30:49 PM  
I think that this fellow's story would make a better movie:

http://andreggray.com/2009/11/17/reblog-wb-18-on-the-run/
 
2009-12-28 09:37:58 PM  
no tinyurl from g.g.?
 
2009-12-28 09:38:28 PM  
FTA: He wrote an update, saying: 'Oh No sirens!! Its happening.'

However, it emerged the noise came from an ambulance helping an elderly woman across the street from his hideout.


Call the area hospitals, find out the location of ambulances helping old ladies and catch the suspect.

/internet detective
 
2009-12-28 09:45:26 PM  
I'm going to subscribe to this mans newsletter.
 
2009-12-28 09:54:22 PM  
When I read "topless," I think female, submitter.

You should have said "shirtless."

*grumble, grumble*
 
2009-12-28 09:59:15 PM  
For some reason I was hoping it was a hot female.

Must be getting addle brained in my old age.

/The 80's were good to me.
 
2009-12-28 09:59:34 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Fallout Boy: This guy is my farking hero. Brass balls.

And empty head.


I...I...I think I'm in love...
 
2009-12-28 10:01:46 PM  
So the moron is almost finished with a 7 year stint and he goes out and does something that's gonna get him another 10+ years? He must really like the buttsex.

And when he mentions his "lovers" I'd bet he's talking about his boys in prison.

I should have known that this farktard would be viewed as some sort of hero by half the idiots on Fark. Would any of you morons feel the same way if you were the guy he robbed? He's been out for 4 months now any guess as to where he's getting his funds from??? He's robbing more innocent people you dipshiats!!
 
2009-12-28 10:11:04 PM  
I spent six and half years in jail. Six months and I was going to be free and clear. But I busted out! Of a prison without walls. And now if I get caught I'll probably get another 3-5.

Idiot.
 
2009-12-28 10:12:57 PM  

Ex Machina Deus: Idiot


THIS...SO MUCH THIS.
 
2009-12-28 10:16:01 PM  
I don't have anything new to add about topless boy, but why are 2 of the top 5 posts about snow tires?
 
2009-12-28 10:18:18 PM  

iamrex: Gyrfalcon: Fallout Boy: This guy is my farking hero. Brass balls.

And empty head.

I...I...I think I'm in love...


Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?
 
2009-12-28 10:28:28 PM  
What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.
 
2009-12-28 10:29:36 PM  
Taunting the police: Boobies! (new window)
 
2009-12-28 10:32:45 PM  
How about a link to his FB page...
 
2009-12-28 10:36:00 PM  

Ball Zitch: Taunting the police: Boobies! (new window)


I usually don't watch retarded stuff like that.......BOOBIES!!!!!!
 
2009-12-28 10:49:18 PM  
i47.tinypic.com

"You'll never catch me, dirty coppers"
 
2009-12-28 11:00:33 PM  
got nothing on this guy

Link (new window)
 
2009-12-28 11:03:08 PM  
Flea?
www.metalsucks.net
 
2009-12-28 11:08:32 PM  

Ball Zitch: Taunting the police: Boobies! (new window)


Sometimes I wish I had a pair of temporary boobies that I could put on to get out of tickets like that.
 
2009-12-28 11:11:53 PM  
Topless...Turkey....

http://tinyurl.com/yaqywfl

nsfw
 
2009-12-28 11:15:27 PM  

guitarnoir: I think that this fellow's story would make a better movie:

http://andreggray.com/2009/11/17/reblog-wb-18-on-the-run/


Yep, that would be way better. Never saw it but it sounds like that "Catch me if you can" movie. Teenager makes adults in law enforcement look stupid.
 
2009-12-28 11:17:53 PM  
Come and get me you dirty copers!!

//got nuttin
 
2009-12-28 11:18:13 PM  
Should be a Followup
 
2009-12-28 11:36:20 PM  

tuna fingers: I don't have anything new to add about topless boy, but why are 2 of the top 5 posts about snow tires?


10 things some stupid coont hates about her hubby (new window)
 
2009-12-28 11:50:40 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: Come and get me you dirty copers!!

//got nuttin


Guess ya jus' can't cope...

/couldn't pass that one up.
 
2009-12-29 12:13:07 AM  

Joe Donut: It said "topless". It didn't lie, sadly.


Yes, and I've never before seen the term applied to a male before, subdouchebagmitter.
 
2009-12-29 12:18:53 AM  

Ex Machina Deus: I spent six and half years in jail. Six months and I was going to be free and clear. But I busted out! Of a prison without walls. And now if I get caught I'll probably get another 3-5.

Idiot.


His nickname is "Lazie."

I'm assuming this is mostly descriptive.

And having to leave prison -- as in being asked to leave, like check-out time at the hotel -- and, you know, do stuff in order to acquire food, shelter and other necessities of life was a troubling obstacle to his life plan. Now he's back on track.

They should probably refuse to pursue it. "Meh, 'e was too much bother to keep in custody. We don't want 'im anymore. Good luck Internet, he's your houseguest now."
 
2009-12-29 12:54:19 AM  

wejash: Ex Machina Deus: I spent six and half years in jail. Six months and I was going to be free and clear. But I busted out! Of a prison without walls. And now if I get caught I'll probably get another 3-5.

Idiot.

His nickname is "Lazie."

I'm assuming this is mostly descriptive.

And having to leave prison -- as in being asked to leave, like check-out time at the hotel -- and, you know, do stuff in order to acquire food, shelter and other necessities of life was a troubling obstacle to his life plan. Now he's back on track.

They should probably refuse to pursue it. "Meh, 'e was too much bother to keep in custody. We don't want 'im anymore. Good luck Internet, he's your houseguest now."


He's institutionalized. Those walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.
 
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