If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The New York Times)   My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw the son of Obama's friend pass out in Hawaii last night. I guess it's pretty serious   (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) divider line 155
    More: Interesting  
•       •       •

17763 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Dec 2009 at 12:05 AM (4 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



155 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all
 
2009-12-28 08:38:08 PM
I hear the Freepers were ecstatic until they found out it wasn't Obama. Stay classy, fellas.
 
2009-12-28 09:13:58 PM
i31.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-28 10:00:19 PM
So, there won't be outings of Obama's blonde girlfriends, then?
 
2009-12-28 10:54:21 PM
thank FSM that Obamacare is in effect. This poor kid could have been dead if it was not for Obamacare.
this should show the proponents of Obamacare why its important to have Obamacare..

//matt daymon obamacare..
 
2009-12-28 11:49:04 PM
TFD memes? In my politics tab?

Well, it's better than the hyperDERP right above me.
 
2009-12-29 12:07:07 AM
Thank you, Simone
 
2009-12-29 12:08:00 AM
www.ladyrattlerathletics.com

Did everybody get that?

/hot like Princess Vespa after the nosejob
 
2009-12-29 12:08:02 AM
www.codinghorror.com

wants his joke back
 
2009-12-29 12:09:08 AM
Hee! Slow news day, I guess. I love how they assure us that the First Family is fine. Because, you know, sometimes if your friend's son gets "injured", your family is at risk.
 
2009-12-29 12:09:37 AM
Like FOX, Fair and Balanced.
Some good right-wing research as usual.
And did not RTFA.
 
2009-12-29 12:10:07 AM
black people...golf clubs...there's a tiger joke in there somewhere, i'm just too tired.... :(
 
2009-12-29 12:11:47 AM
Stile4aly: Did everybody get that?

/hot like Princess Vespa after the nosejob


bhcompy: wants his joke back

Wrong pop culture reference. Please try again.
 
2009-12-29 12:11:51 AM
And I care why again?
 
2009-12-29 12:12:53 AM
ragekage: I hear the Freepers were ecstatic until they found out it wasn't Obama.

That's a freeper for ya. If you stuck a lump of coal up their ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond...
 
2009-12-29 12:13:54 AM
trouzourt: thank FSM that Obamacare is in effect. This poor kid could have been dead if it was not for Obamacare.
this should show the proponents of Obamacare why its important to have Obamacare..

//matt daymon obamacare..


Well, they basically already have Obamacare. It's the one state exempt from the health care bill due to their progressive health care requirements. Even part time employees get health insurance due to legal requirements.

So, yes, thank goodness for Obamacare in Hawaii. It's very likely the kid's parents have health care.
 
2009-12-29 12:15:02 AM
Question: What is Obama's obsession with golf nowadays?
 
2009-12-29 12:17:23 AM
We're doomed.
 
2009-12-29 12:17:58 AM
Well, there ya go.
 
2009-12-29 12:17:59 AM
uncletogie: ragekage: I hear the Freepers were ecstatic until they found out it wasn't Obama.

That's a freeper for ya. If you stuck a lump of coal up their ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond...


bittenandbound.com

Makes perfect sense to me.
 
2009-12-29 12:19:01 AM
At 31 flavors?
 
2009-12-29 12:21:26 AM
i don't know how obama doesn't explode.....i feel stressed for him
 
2009-12-29 12:22:33 AM
It seems to me sometimes that Obama goes out of his way to avoid criticism.

He did a good thing for his friends son, but I would rather he get some R&R in before the new year gets here.

Still, it's not hard to imagine the commentary if Obama did nothing.
 
2009-12-29 12:23:24 AM
This, I believe, is the definition of "Not News"
 
2009-12-29 12:24:29 AM
The AP story I saw on this had the headline:

"Obama friend's child injured, golf interrupted"

Please no, not interrupted golf!
 
2009-12-29 12:24:39 AM
i34.photobucket.com

/approves
 
2009-12-29 12:25:00 AM
President Obama was rushed away unexpectedly from a Hawaii golf course on Monday and brought back to the beachfront compound where he has been staying because the son of one of his friends had been hurt.



Not little Willy Ayers Jr!

/I keed
 
2009-12-29 12:27:36 AM
s3-llnw-screenshots.wegame.com
 
2009-12-29 12:28:03 AM
"An administration official said no stitches were needed."

WHEW!
 
2009-12-29 12:28:26 AM
Now I'm gonna have to divide my outrage between 1,422 slights rather than the previous 1,422.
 
2009-12-29 12:29:02 AM
006andahalf: Now I'm gonna have to divide my outrage between 1,422 slights rather than the previous 1,422 1421.

FTFM
 
2009-12-29 12:30:06 AM
My brother's sister's cousin never said anything about bars.

/obscure?
//damn...can't find a photo of the character anywhere
 
2009-12-29 12:30:31 AM
zabbko: The AP story I saw on this had the headline:

"Obama friend's child injured, golf interrupted"

Please no, not interrupted golf!


Came here to say this...
 
2009-12-29 12:31:16 AM
"...they suddenly jumped into the presidential motorcade and made a dramatic, high-speed departure".

What?! No explosions? Boring.
 
2009-12-29 12:32:59 AM
GWSuperfan: Thank you, Simone

No problem whatsoever.
 
2009-12-29 12:34:37 AM
Why in the hell is this considered news?

Even worse is that everybody is covering it.

Worst of all is headlines like this "Obama golf emergency, no connection to terrorist attack on Christmas", to imply that is reasonable to assume Obama's friend's son's injury was connected to terrorism, and re-assures us that it was not, but then goes on to rehash the "terrorism" incident it is not connected to.
 
2009-12-29 12:34:57 AM
funny headline if it was in the 80's....subby must just got encore for christmas.
 
2009-12-29 12:35:18 AM
www.mediabistro.com

No problem whatsoever!
/Hot like Simone
 
2009-12-29 12:37:01 AM
So when Obama is golfing while incompetent terrorists are entering the country, the media is encouraging him to rest. When Bush mows the lawn at Crawford, he's a lazy, do nothing who deserves to be pilloried.

And they say Fox is biased.
 
2009-12-29 12:37:06 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com

/quick and dirty
 
2009-12-29 12:38:03 AM
ragekage: I hear the Freepers were ecstatic until they found out it wasn't Obama. Stay classy, fellas.

Were they really ecstatic or are you projecting?
 
2009-12-29 12:38:04 AM
HairBolus: Worst of all is headlines like this "Obama golf emergency, no connection to terrorist attack on Christmas", to imply that is reasonable to assume Obama's friend's son's injury was connected to terrorism, and re-assures us that it was not, but then goes on to rehash the "terrorism" incident it is not connected to.

But without such blinding insight, how would you know for sure? Injuring the (a?) son of a friend of the US Predisident would strike a devastating blow to the country's morale, wouldn't you think?
 
2009-12-29 12:38:07 AM
Hmmm...so we have a young man, a minor, staying at the home of a habitual pot user, our Dictator in Chief Obama. Okay, "former" habitual pot user. Although don't they say in Narcotics Anonymous that once you're an addict you're always an addict? Apparently, this doesn't apply to our President. Anyway, this young man on vacation with the most powerful man in the world. We don't hear any details. Why not? It seems like if there was nothing to hide they would be upfront with it. I'd say at the very least, our leader was aiding in the delinquency of a minor. But, I fear, and I really hope this isn't true, I fear that Obama and Jacko may have a lot in common. I have top secret sources from very high up. I really hope this isn't true. But, I am certain that we have not heard the end of this. Not by a long shot.

I've just received some more information on this that will make your hair stand on end. I want to confirm my sources first, but I should have a very important announcement on this within the hour. Keep refreshing this page.
 
2009-12-29 12:38:10 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-29 12:44:37 AM
Unavailable for Comment

www.hollywoodteenmovies.com
 
2009-12-29 12:46:25 AM
bhcompy: wants his joke back


Nope. Wrong movie.
 
2009-12-29 12:47:14 AM
Urinal Gum: Hmmm...so we have a young man, a minor, staying at the home of a habitual pot user, our Dictator in Chief Obama. Okay, "former" habitual pot user. Although don't they say in Narcotics Anonymous that once you're an addict you're always an addict? Apparently, this doesn't apply to our President. Anyway, this young man on vacation with the most powerful man in the world. We don't hear any details. Why not? It seems like if there was nothing to hide they would be upfront with it. I'd say at the very least, our leader was aiding in the delinquency of a minor. But, I fear, and I really hope this isn't true, I fear that Obama and Jacko may have a lot in common. I have top secret sources from very high up. I really hope this isn't true. But, I am certain that we have not heard the end of this. Not by a long shot.


Yep you figured it out. The "Dictator" of the United Sates Of America was blowing bong hits it to a young child's face as he played 18 holes of golf.

keep refreshing this page. this just in some thing about a shetland pony!
 
2009-12-29 12:51:41 AM
Urinal Gum: Okay, "former" habitual pot user. Although don't they say in Narcotics Anonymous that once you're an addict you're always an addict?

Marijuana is not a narcotic. But nice try with the trolling there. I'm sure somebody will fall for it.
 
2009-12-29 12:52:05 AM
Rodeodoc: So when Obama is golfing while incompetent terrorists are entering the country, the media is encouraging him to rest. When Bush mows the lawn at Crawford, he's a lazy, do nothing who deserves to be pilloried.

And they say Fox is biased.


The media is encouraging him to rest? Really? You didn't just make that up, did you? And, I'm sorry, but do you really want to Go There when Bush took more vacation days than any other President? Really?
 
2009-12-29 12:54:10 AM
FTFA: A White House spokesman, Bill Burton, said that the president and his family were unhurt.

"The first family is fine," the official said, speaking on condition of anonymity.


Oops...
 
2009-12-29 12:55:46 AM
HairBolus: Why in the hell is this considered news?

Even worse is that everybody is covering it.

Worst of all is headlines like this "Obama golf emergency, no connection to terrorist attack on Christmas", to imply that is reasonable to assume Obama's friend's son's injury was connected to terrorism, and re-assures us that it was not, but then goes on to rehash the "terrorism" incident it is not connected to.


What I wanna know is, why the fark is Obama still in Hawaii playing golf four days after the terrorism incident?! I mean, seriously, the leader of our great nation should be in Detroit right now shoveling through the remains of this Muslim mass-murderer's shorts, or at the very least personally searching each and every traveler who enters the U.S. But no, he's off somewhere playing golf.

It's a travesty, I tellya! A travesty! George Bush didn't rest until the man responsible for 9/11 was brought to justice!!



Go ahead, take me seriously. I dare ya.
 
Displayed 50 of 155 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report