Now I want to learn arabic and travel around the country reading the koran on airplanes.

I am going to start reporting people wearing conspicuous crosses.
"I heard them chanting in a foreign tongue"
"they were reading from one of them foreign religious texts"
"they kept looking at me funny"

thank god I dont know farsi or urdu

/need to learn to write "america is good" in arabic and leave it in airplane magazines

To be fair, anyone talking loudly in any language on a plane needs a stern talking to.

downstairs: To be fair, anyone talking loudly in any language on a plane needs a stern talking to.

I like to stand on street corners and shout binary at people. think that'd go over well on a long plane trip?

you know, this is SUCH an easy problem to solve

everyone must walk through screening in a bathing suit.
nothing can be carried on
everything in the luggage hold will be searched and researched.
(this actually works doubly so, dont need as many screeners for people they can all go loot through your bags.)

TADA
problem solved

people not liking these required safety steps can walk or drive
WE MUST DO everything to protect our planes

/yes you fartards I am kidding ...
/we need to do profiled screenings like they do in civilized countries

If they're white, they're on the flight. If they're brown, shut them down.

/bigotry is fun!

Good thing I'm not flying for at least 6 months. Things are getting nutty. More nutty than they already were I mean.

Kevin5280: Translation: They were Hispanic and speaking Spanish, but we're going to keep all that quiet because we don't to embarrass any more white people over their unnatural and undying fear of people with brown skin.

FTFA

Transportation Security Administration officials said passengers aboard U.S. Airways Flight 192 from Orlando, Fla., on Saturday night reported that two men, described as Middle Eastern, were acting strangely and talking loudly to each other in a foreign language.

This should also apply to Subby, as the first and second sentences should now read "Have you ever been Middle Eastern on an airplane?" The last sentence is wrong too because the cops released them so they couldn't have been "engaging in terrorist activity." New headline should be: "Have you ever been Middle Eastern on an airplane? Congratulations"

davidphogan: Didn't you hear about the rectum bomb a few months back? Naked and a full MRI is the only way to be sure.

rectum? damn near killed'em

but seriously, you dont have to be nude for the NMRI

and all we have to do is treat security like they do in israel
1) profiling from the moment you walk in the door
2) many layers of security from casual to complex

it is the only true way to be "safe"

I am more curious about these speed passes
anyone get one and use it at an airport yet?
just wonder if it is worth getting
esp since the people I am with would probably not have one ...
of course, I could be waiting in a seat at the gate while they are dicking around in line ....

we could also create seperate lines
1) old people and people with kids
2) people who think they are fast, but are slow in reality
3) important people who think they should go first
4) people with common sense and can prove it
(this line would require you to be able to read and plan ahead, so it would be the shortest line and move really quickly)

of course, the real problem is that TSA is full of rtards
sigh
we are doomed ...

/expect the next major airplane attack in the next 5 years tops
/on the other hand, why has there not been a real attack in the last 8 years? no really, if the TSA is SOOOOOO bad, why hasnt someone already snuck a bomb on board?

I watched Airplane! on my last flight. I guess that makes me some sort of food poisoning.

Weaver95: downstairs: To be fair, anyone talking loudly in any language on a plane needs a stern talking to.

I like to stand on street corners and shout binary at people. think that'd go over well on a long plane trip?

Binary? I'd have to say that's pretty much a yes or no question...

namatad: if the TSA is SOOOOOO bad, why hasnt someone already snuck a bomb on board?

The question should really be, how many bombings have been prevented or detected by the TSA? If nobody tried to bomb a plane, then the TSA didn't accomplish anything. To my recollection, they've never caught anyone trying to bring a bomb aboard. However, they have failed at least twice in stopping people from bringing bombs on board.

Should have been arrested for watching a Jamie Foxx movie that wasn't "Booty Call".

FTFY

UrinalPooper: I have a better, less political solution: a witch-hunt to hold accountable every member of the government(s) responsible for allowing this nut-job onto a plane in the first place.

I like this idea, therefore, it will never ever happen.
but if I was prez, I would do this in a heart beat.

either you FAILED at your job and should be replaced.
or you admit that there is no way to prevent this shiat and be honest about it up front.

ooooo a new idea
1) a line for people who are already naked and willing to permit a full body search, who can get through security real fast
2) people who are too important to deal with this and can wait in the really long lines

/or we can do what el al does and stop dicking around