"Oooooooh Nooooooooo!"

/Can't decide if the tears are happy or sad.


//Link is hot like your mom.

I'll admit that I only know her from the clips I've seen on the Soup but if those are representative at all she makes Oprah look like Dick Cavette.

she has a show?

Gunny Highway: "Oooooooh Nooooooooo!"

ladbag: /Can't decide if the tears are happy or sad.


//Link is hot like your mom.

Don't worry about Joel, he still has Wendy Williams
But Now, let me celebrate

All of them?

But 'ANTM' is still booked to return in six weeks, thus driving thousands more women to the brink of starvation in a misguided effort to look like its stars - because Tyra says they're the norm.

/Nice one, Tyra.

She seems like she'd be a cool chick to hang out with, but her show is terrible.

SO WHAT?

I love how on one episode, she would do the whole "SO WHAT?" thing. Which is Tyra basically saying that it doesn't matter what you look like, or how much you weigh etc. And then on the next episode she would be doing makeovers and fashion modeling. If none of that stuff matters, none of your shows should ever have to do with fashion or makeup. She is too dumb to be a hypocrite.

Whatthefark: She seems like she'd be a cool chick to hang out with bang the hell out of

Yeah, that's better.

The Crepes of Wrath
Whatthefark: She seems like she'd be a cool chick to hang out with bang the hell out of

Yeah, that's better.

Don't get me wrong. I'd twist her around like a pretzel and violate every inch of her if given the chance. I meant as far as super models go she seems pretty chill.

Who? She has a show? Really? People watch it? wow....

Is this the last one for top model too? Cause that would be awesome.

Gunny Highway: "Oooooooh Nooooooooo!"

As long as Wendy Williams is freebaseing Slim Jim's he'll be fine.

Whatthefark: The Crepes of Wrath
Whatthefark: She seems like she'd be a cool chick to hang out with bang the hell out of

Yeah, that's better.

Don't get me wrong. I'd twist her around like a pretzel and violate every inch of her if given the chance. I meant as far as super models go she seems pretty chill.

Violate every inch of her

Kiss my fat ass

/that's Tyra Banks fool

Veronica Webb was the hot one.

Still one of the hottest SI covers ever...

Whatthefark: She seems like she'd be a cool chick to hang out with, but her show is terrible.

She has the air of self righteousness, here for a good example on how she misses the point here is an interview by her with Sasha Grey, a porn star, on the topic of her more or less selling her body. (new window)

Tyra gets all high and mighty when its politely pointed out that technically speaking...models do the same thing except Sasha gets to enjoy herself on set.

Black Lagoon: Still one of the hottest SI covers ever...

It might be the lighting but she looks pretty pale in that cover.

Listen, we all are too tough on Tyra. She's got it so hard. I heard that one time she was texting while driving and almost crashed into a mountain. And it could have been a person. Think about that.

What gave her the idea that we care what she thinks?

HarlequinGuy: But 'ANTM' is still booked to return in six weeks, thus driving thousands more women to the brink of starvation in a misguided effort to look like its stars - because Tyra says they're the norm.

/Nice one, Tyra.

Seriously, did you just use that acronym? I'm a 25 year old American female and I had to look up what the hell that meant, even in a Tyra Banks thread.

"The whole thing's gone pear-shaped, boss"

But she's the voice of a generation...

came to post about the clips that the soup would miss out on.

/leaving satisfied.

can't tell if these tears a real or fake

IdBeCrazyIf: Whatthefark: She seems like she'd be a cool chick to hang out with, but her show is terrible.

She has the air of self righteousness, here for a good example on how she misses the point here is an interview by her with Sasha Grey, a porn star, on the topic of her more or less selling her body. (new window)

Tyra gets all high and mighty when its politely pointed out that technically speaking...models do the same thing except Sasha gets to enjoy herself on set.

You know, in other businesses it's illegal to sell the sizzle and not the steak.

Fano: IdBeCrazyIf:

You know, in other businesses it's illegal to sell the sizzle and not the steak.

HA! Good one.

Whatthefark:

Don't get me wrong. I'd twist her around like a pretzel and violate every inch of her if given the chance. I meant as far as super models go she seems pretty chill.

I've read a lot of rumors, stories that she is a real biatch in life.. That she's only nice when the camera rolls but once the cameras stop she ignores her guests and won't speak to them even if they try talking to her, etc.. diva like behavior.. what have you.. don't know if it's true or not..

She is one big bowl of crazy. Now maybe she can be free to get fat like that other madwoman, Kirstie Alley.

Hopefully, a horse will be getting its tail back soon. .

krysbabe: I've read a lot of rumors, stories that she is a real biatch in life.. That she's only nice when the camera rolls but once the cameras stop she ignores her guests and won't speak to them even if they try talking to her, etc.. diva like behavior.. what have you.. don't know if it's true or not..

She's definitely self-obsessed. Everything has to be about Tyra. I wouldn't be surprised if she's also a control freak and major drama queen.

Fano: You know, in other businesses it's illegal to sell the sizzle and not the steak.

*golf clap

dogette: Whatthefark: The Crepes of Wrath
Whatthefark: She seems like she'd be a cool chick to hang out with bang the hell out of

Yeah, that's better.

Don't get me wrong. I'd twist her around like a pretzel and violate every inch of her if given the chance. I meant as far as super models go she seems pretty chill.

Violate every inch of her

So I'm gay for wanting to fark Tyra?
*insert WTF Dog pic here*

Black Lagoon: Still one of the hottest SI covers ever...

Chiefly because she's silent on it.

People who watch this show and the View should be sterilized, shot and sent to the Sun just to be safe.

I love how she would preach to the young ladies that watch her about staying away from drugs. The next day her guest is 50 cent.

Nemo's Brother: People who watch this show and the View should be sterilized, shot and sent to the Sun just to be safe.

So... women?

Tyra Banks is a judgmental, hypocritical, rude, inconsiderate, selfish, washed-up biatch. Before she was washed up, she was just a judgmental, hypocritical, rude, inconsiderate, selfish, biatch.

I hope she disappears forever after this. Screw her and her attitude.

ZeroCorpse: Tyra Banks is a judgmental, hypocritical, rude, inconsiderate, selfish, washed-up biatch. Before she was washed up, she was just a judgmental, hypocritical, rude, inconsiderate, selfish, biatch.

I hope she disappears forever after this. Screw her and her attitude.

Umm, were you turned away from ANTM or something? You seem overly bitter...

LlamaGirl: Roger Arseways: Listen, we all are too tough on Tyra. She's got it so hard. I heard that one time she was texting while driving and almost crashed into a mountain. And it could have been a person. Think about that.

That made me laugh way too hard. Thanks!

Is it more or less funny if you realize that Tyra actually said that...?

Minerva8918: ZeroCorpse: Tyra Banks is a judgmental, hypocritical, rude, inconsiderate, selfish, washed-up biatch. Before she was washed up, she was just a judgmental, hypocritical, rude, inconsiderate, selfish, biatch.

I hope she disappears forever after this. Screw her and her attitude.

Umm, were you turned away from ANTM or something? You seem overly bitter...

No... I just can't stand people like her. She's a sack of crap who lectures other people from her own shaky ethical ground.