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2009-12-28 12:13:23 PM
Which makes all the more hilarious that the run and greenlight one more exposing article about those celebraties. The irony is thick before the new year. You could cut it with 10,000 spoons.
 
2009-12-28 12:25:43 PM
I realize that I'm not part of the Twilight demographic but Jebus, everywhere I look it's those morose motherfarkers. farking Tom Cruise's vampire was a pussy but at least he enjoyed being a vampire and didn't spend 100 years in high school. But then I'd totally invade Bella's panic room.

And Michael Jackson was a farking sick joke until he died and now he's some rock legend, you farking hypocrites.
 
2009-12-28 12:30:23 PM
We need more Jon and Kate. It's a bit like a 5-car pileup and the associated bodies that you just can't help but stop and take a video of. That psycho harpy destroyed nine lives. At least let us laugh at her self-centered spasms some more.
 
2009-12-28 01:10:35 PM
Mugato: But then I'd totally invade Bella's panic room.

I really don't get what people see in her. I mean, to each their own, but she does nothing for me.
 
2009-12-28 01:32:16 PM
GAT_00: Mugato: But then I'd totally invade Bella's panic room.

I really don't get what people see in her. I mean, to each their own, but she does nothing for me.


Stewart, Jena Malone, and Rumor Willis all have something weird going on with their mouths but I just can't put my finger on it. Willis' compounded by her cinderblock of a chin.
 
2009-12-28 01:36:49 PM
Diogenes: Stewart, Jena Malone, and Rumor Willis all have something weird going on with their mouths but I just can't put my finger on it. Willis' compounded by her cinderblock of a chin.

It isn't that for me, not really. It's more the general DERP look that Stewart seems to always have, which is a general turn-off. I like smart women.
 
2009-12-28 02:09:48 PM
What - didn't Tiger get his entry in soon enough to make the list?
 
2009-12-28 02:11:45 PM
How about Levi Johnston?
 
2009-12-28 02:12:34 PM
Geez...or Palin, for that matter? She's nothing more than a celebrity now.
 
2009-12-28 02:51:17 PM
I would have expected Carrie Prejean to be on there. I've certainly seen & heard more from her than the Khardashians (whose names I only barely recognize) and Rhianna (whom I only know from being hit by some guy named Chris Brown).
 
2009-12-28 02:53:30 PM
Jesus Christ is still getting too much press. That was two thousand years ago, let it go!
 
2009-12-28 03:28:07 PM
I seriously have no idea who the Kardashians are (other than a race on Star Trek) so I'm not entirely sure they are "overexposed."

I will never understand how Michael Jackson was some sort of hero and idol in death. The day before, most of the people crying about how much of an amazing talent and great person he was, would have been making jokes about how disgusting, perverted, and washed up he was. (I suppose we'll never know for sure, but there was a lot "not right" there at the very least.) That was annoying; I actually had fights with people when I said "I really don't care, I didn't like his music." Apparently, you have to like music by someone who died young. *shrug*

Jon and Kate are sickening attention whores on a show that seemingly violated all Pennsylvania law regarding child performers. I'm not sure where that will go, but there are people looking into it.
 
2009-12-28 03:28:16 PM
Can we self-nominate?
 
2009-12-28 03:46:36 PM
Whatever "Speidi" is. I know they exist and are annoying because I watch The Soup, but I still don't know what they do. Are they in a band or something?

/Too lazy to google.
 
2009-12-28 03:50:35 PM
images.starpulse.com

Darth Boyle?
 
2009-12-28 03:50:57 PM
kinshane: Whatever "Speidi" is. I know they exist and are annoying because I watch The Soup, but I still don't know what they do. Are they in a band or something?

/Too lazy to google.


These people. They were on "The Hills" I think? Whatever that is?
 
2009-12-28 03:51:20 PM
kinshane: Speidi

It's BBQ pickled chicken. A delicacy of New York's southern tier.

Mmmmm Lupo's (new window)

/I'm wrong.
 
2009-12-28 03:52:19 PM
Diogenes: GAT_00: Mugato: But then I'd totally invade Bella's panic room.

I really don't get what people see in her. I mean, to each their own, but she does nothing for me.

Stewart, Jena Malone, and Rumor Willis all have something weird going on with their mouths but I just can't put my finger on it. Willis' compounded by her cinderblock of a chin.


Chinderblock LOL
 
2009-12-28 03:52:37 PM
ChimpZealot: Darth Boyle?

You know the thing about her is, at least I kind of enjoy what it is that she does. I heard her version of "Wild Horses" and I thought "Well, that's pretty, if a little bit like The Sundays."
 
2009-12-28 03:53:31 PM
The media does know that if you stop talking about the Clown Car from the next county to the right of me, they go away right?
 
2009-12-28 03:55:21 PM
nauteeprincess: Which makes all the more hilarious that the run and greenlight one more exposing article about those celebraties. The irony is thick before the new year. You could cut it with 10,000 spoons.

Even better than that is the links under each blurb saying "See more photos of ____________ here!"
 
2009-12-28 03:58:26 PM
GAT_00: Diogenes: Stewart, Jena Malone, and Rumor Willis all have something weird going on with their mouths but I just can't put my finger on it. Willis' compounded by her cinderblock of a chin.

It isn't that for me, not really. It's more the general DERP look that Stewart seems to always have, which is a general turn-off. I like smart women.


They're pretty in a vapid, eye-candy way. Malone was pretty funny in Saved. I certainly wouldn't say no, except I'd be terrified of Rumor's dad.

ChimpZealot: Darth Boyle?

I find your lack of dreams... disturbing.
 
2009-12-28 03:58:31 PM
serpent_sky: I seriously have no idea who the Kardashians are (other than a race on Star Trek) so I'm not entirely sure they are "overexposed."

I will never understand how Michael Jackson was some sort of hero and idol in death. The day before, most of the people crying about how much of an amazing talent and great person he was, would have been making jokes about how disgusting, perverted, and washed up he was. (I suppose we'll never know for sure, but there was a lot "not right" there at the very least.) That was annoying; I actually had fights with people when I said "I really don't care, I didn't like his music." Apparently, you have to like music by someone who died young. *shrug*

Jon and Kate are sickening attention whores on a show that seemingly violated all Pennsylvania law regarding child performers. I'm not sure where that will go, but there are people looking into it.


Close, it's Cardassians.
 
2009-12-28 04:01:47 PM
serpent_sky: I seriously have no idea who the Kardashians are (other than a race on Star Trek)

texdent: Close, it's Cardassians.

And one of them is married to a guy called Odo.
 
2009-12-28 04:02:00 PM
GAT_00: Mugato: But then I'd totally invade Bella's panic room.

I really don't get what people see in her. I mean, to each their own, but she does nothing for me.


She's concave and not hideous. What more does a pasty faced basement denizen need?

/ Yes, I would hit it.
// Once.
 
2009-12-28 04:02:50 PM
serpent_sky: I will never understand how Michael Jackson was some sort of hero and idol in death. The day before, most of the people crying about how much of an amazing talent and great person he was, would have been making jokes about how disgusting, perverted, and washed up he was.

Sure he touched some children, but the man has entertained us for so many years!

www.spscriptorium.com
 
2009-12-28 04:03:43 PM
ChimpZealot: Darth Boyle?

I'd say she got exactly the right amount of exposure. Normal, homely woman sings with the voice of angels and is tested to destruction in the media. Yeah. That's about how it goes. Poor lady. Still, wish I had a set of pipes like that.
 
2009-12-28 04:06:32 PM
Mugato: I realize that I'm not part of the Twilight demographic but Jebus, everywhere I look it's those morose motherfarkers. farking Tom Cruise's vampire was a pussy but at least he enjoyed being a vampire and didn't spend 100 years in high school. But then I'd totally invade Bella's panic room.

Im glad the hype is running this big and this long.

I happily await the film abomination that will be the bloody teeth c section baby birth being imprinted by an adult for the purposes of farking eventually.

.....Listening to people attempt to justify that is amusing in and of itself, but watching it on screen is going to be glorious
 
2009-12-28 04:06:48 PM
The only way Lady Gaga was overexposed was on FARK. I swear there's a mod appointed to greenlight anything with Lady Gaga in the headline.
 
2009-12-28 04:08:19 PM
Missing from the list:

Glenn Beck
Sarah Palin
Octomom
The Duggers
Carrie Prejean
The Olsen Twins
Peter Griffin
The Jonas Brothers
Miley Cyrus
Drake & Josh
iCarly (and everyone on that show except the chubby kid)

(If you don't agree with the last four, you don't have daughters in Elementary School. And this is not to say that iCarly is a bad show, either).

Michael Jackson was a Child Molester. That he could sing and dance is totally secondary. Calling him a Rockstar at this point is like calling Hitler a Painter.
 
2009-12-28 04:08:29 PM
shamwow guy
the jon and kate plus 8
the quiverfull family
 
2009-12-28 04:09:08 PM
Ashtrey: Sure he touched some children, but the man has entertained us for so many years!

Since we were children, in fact.
 
2009-12-28 04:12:10 PM
patrick swayze
michael jackson
 
2009-12-28 04:18:09 PM
I don't agree with Michael Jackson being on that list, I mean -- you only die once.
 
2009-12-28 04:21:28 PM
nauteeprincess: You could cut it with 10,000 spoons.

Ironically, it just started raining here. Not my wedding day though
 
2009-12-28 04:22:30 PM
Michael Jackson is dead
Don't pretend you give a shiat
You motherfarking hypocrites
Remember what you said he did

Michael Jackson is dead
No, you never gave a shiat
So why are you pretending
You motherfarking hypocrites

/you the man, Jon LaJoie
 
2009-12-28 04:24:57 PM
unfarkingbelievable: I don't agree with Michael Jackson being on that list, I mean -- you only die once.

Not true.

michaeljacksonisazombie.com

/hotlinked from michaeljacksonisazombie.com
 
2009-12-28 04:25:13 PM
GAT_00: Mugato: But then I'd totally invade Bella's panic room.

I really don't get what people see in her. I mean, to each their own, but she does nothing for me.


Er, a vagina?
 
2009-12-28 04:25:52 PM
bulok: GAT_00: Mugato: But then I'd totally invade Bella's panic room.

I really don't get what people see in her. I mean, to each their own, but she does nothing for me.

Er, a vagina?


That's what I am hoping to see anyway, I haven't done so yet
 
2009-12-28 04:27:58 PM
No Joss Whedon?
 
2009-12-28 04:35:18 PM
Flab: serpent_sky: I seriously have no idea who the Kardashians are (other than a race on Star Trek)

texdent: Close, it's Cardassians.

And one of them is married to a guy called Odo.


I don't recall Odo ever getting married. And if you're talking about Kira, she was Bajoran. And she was married to Dr Bashir IRL.


/cue the Ogre nerd gif
 
2009-12-28 04:38:50 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: nauteeprincess: You could cut it with 10,000 spoons.

Ironically, it just started raining here. Not my wedding day though


IRONY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
 
2009-12-28 04:43:43 PM
bubble boy and fam, anyone?
 
2009-12-28 04:43:53 PM
palelizard: The All-Powerful Atheismo: nauteeprincess: You could cut it with 10,000 spoons.

Ironically, it just started raining here. Not my wedding day though

IRONY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!


Who would've thought...it figures
 
2009-12-28 04:43:55 PM
They said no Lady Gaga:

So. Here's Eric Cartman:

Link (new window)
 
2009-12-28 04:45:42 PM
I find it strangely amusing that in a piece about overexposed celebrities, you can immediately click on a link of said overexposed celebrity to see more pics of them.
 
2009-12-28 04:54:14 PM
Is it really that hypocritical to celebrate the good things Michael Jackson did in his life (ie, his music) rather than the bad (ie, almost everything else) now that he's gone?

I think that's the way it should be.
 
2009-12-28 04:56:59 PM
images.starpulse.com

It's a trap!
 
2009-12-28 04:57:22 PM
I enjoy Lady Gaga coverage. She was at the same bar as some of my friends last night and they said she was really cool and also she just drank and played ping pong with some people from her tour and seemed to be totally down to earth.
 
2009-12-28 05:00:50 PM
Nothing is more annoying than picking up a tabloid and seeing plain faced people on the cover.
...
See more photos of Kristen Stewart here!

LOLWUT
 
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