Seems reasonable. Perhaps excessive with the mallet.

Sledgehammer and coquet balls to build an "art gallery" is like smoking crystal meth to turn your brain into an encyclopedia.

simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: Sledgehammer and coquet balls to build an "art gallery" is like smoking crystal meth to turn your brain into an encyclopedia.

AAAAANNNNNDDDD...we're done here

Police doesn't appreciate art. Damn critics.

"Sledgehammer and coquet balls to build an "art gallery" is like smoking crystal meth to turn your brain into an encyclopedia."

Wow, I nearly spit out my coffee. That sir, is line of the day.

simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: Sledgehammer and coquet balls to build an "art gallery" is like smoking crystal meth to turn your brain into an encyclopedia.

Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.

Next week see Christopher and Jonathan knock down the giant penis in D.C.




/yeah! yeah! penis you Fager, penis Fager

Cause they were hiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhh!!!!

simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: Sledgehammer and coquet balls to build an "art gallery" is like smoking crystal meth to turn your brain into an encyclopedia.

Well said!!

Welcome to Gainesville. . . Please lower your IQ by 30 points. . .

/Just sayin

simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: Sledgehammer and coquet balls to build an "art gallery" is like smoking crystal meth to turn your brain into an encyclopedia.

That doesn't work? Well, there goes two years down the drain.

Too much time and tequla.

Son????
(Sorry. That's all I got. I think the "encyclopedia" comment used up several Farkers' worth of excellence on this Monday morning.)

"When questioned; the suspects explained that they 'want to be your sledgehammer', and asked why 'don't you call their name?'
"They continued to insist that you should 'let them be your sledgehammer', and this will 'be their testimony.'"

schattenteufel: "When questioned; the suspects explained that they 'want to be your sledgehammer', and asked why 'don't you call their name?'
"They continued to insist that you should 'let them be your sledgehammer', and this will 'be their testimony.'"

Damn. Got that song goin' round and round in my head...

schattenteufel: "When questioned; the suspects explained that they 'want to be your sledgehammer', and asked why 'don't you call their name?'
"They continued to insist that you should 'let them be your sledgehammer', and this will 'be their testimony.'"

I LOL'd. Thank you.

LastTrueViking: simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: Sledgehammer and coquet balls to build an "art gallery" is like smoking crystal meth to turn your brain into an encyclopedia.

Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.

That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: Sledgehammer and coquet balls to build an "art gallery" is like smoking crystal meth to turn your brain into an encyclopedia.

Let's just call it a day on this one already. Over and done.

I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.

Well crap, I thought about submitting this but didn't think anyone would care. I would have had a lousy headline anyway.

Eric Stoltz has really let himself go...

I was hoping they had pictures of the unfinished gallery. If not for aesthetic value, for its comedic value at least.

croquet balls? Who the fark has croquet balls hanging around their place (in Florida)?

Chris Macqueerie and John Fager arrested for whacking each others' balls, and tearing down the walls.
/Anal

The opening reception would be a blast.

simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap: Sledgehammer and coquet balls to build an "art gallery" is like smoking crystal meth to turn your brain into an encyclopedia.

That reminds me of the new york artist Dash Snow, who would get his friends to rip up hundreds of phone books to make a "hamster nest" in the gallery space and then they'd all do loads of coke and shrooms and pretend they were actually hamsters. he OD'd this year on heroin at age 27 and was the toast of whatever little art scene he was in. Cool, I guess?

/approves

art gallery? on the roof too? how did they manage to damage the roof for that matter? i doubt they went through the trouble of getting a ladder out.

w00ty: art gallery? on the roof too? how did they manage to damage the roof for that matter? i doubt they went through the trouble of getting a ladder out.


Well, I'm no expert, but I am guessing either the reporter meant "ceiling" or they used the balcony mentioned in TFA.

farking hipsters