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(SanDiegoUnionTribune)   Note to parents: If your kid illegally crosses into North Korea with a Christmas Card for Kim Jong Il, don't be surprised when he doesn't phone home for a few days   (signonsandiego.com) divider line 85
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2009-12-28 12:22:48 AM
You've gotta be farking kidding me. I would handcuff my children to a pole in my basement before I knowingly allowed them to enter that country.

And the kid sounds really naive too. What an attention whore.

/he's probably hiding in the attic
 
2009-12-28 12:28:23 AM
This guy is so friggin' stupid he deserves to have his fingernails yanked out.

Wow, I guess your plan to convince Kim Jong-Il to come to Jesus didn't pan out, huh? Who could have guessed?
 
2009-12-28 12:29:45 AM
Sorry kid, Bill Clinton only rides out to save the ladies.
 
2009-12-28 12:34:04 AM
Mentat: Sorry kid, Bill Clinton only rides out to save the ladies.

Win.
 
2009-12-28 12:45:35 AM
Mentat: Sorry kid, Bill Clinton only rides out to save the ladies.

/thread over
 
2009-12-28 12:48:20 AM
That is a special brand of stupid

Is there any reason the US should take any special pains to get his dumb-farkin-shoulda-known-better ass out of there?
 
2009-12-28 12:48:36 AM
28? You've got to be kidding me. How can you be that stupid at 28? Hey dumbass, Jesus may be all forgiving, but Jesus ain't in North Korea. They're just going to be pissed.
 
2009-12-28 01:00:24 AM
The article uses the phrase "fellow activist". What does activist mean exactly? What are his political affiliations? What does he do and for what cause? Why is this information omitted?
 
2009-12-28 01:37:25 AM
Mentat: Sorry kid, Bill Clinton only rides out to save the ladies.

For some reason, I read that in Zapp Brannigan's voice.
s3.jspenguin.org
 
2009-12-28 03:37:14 AM
jspenguin: Mentat: Sorry kid, Bill Clinton only rides out to save the ladies.

For some reason, I read that in Zapp Brannigan's voice.


I didn't the first time, but I went back and it works!
 
2009-12-28 06:02:44 AM
jspenguin: I read that in Zapp Brannigan's voice.

Good news everybody, you're going on a rescue mission to North Korea!
 
2009-12-28 06:30:23 AM
jspenguin: Mentat: Sorry kid, Bill Clinton only rides out to save the ladies.

For some reason, I read that in Zapp Brannigan's voice.


Kim Jong Il won't make it halfway to the door before the craving sets in. Then he'll go crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy. Bam.
 
2009-12-28 06:37:10 AM
FishyFred: You've gotta be farking kidding me. I would handcuff my children to a pole in my basement before I knowingly allowed them to enter that country.

And the kid sounds really naive too. What an attention whore.

/he's probably hiding in the attic


Yeah, I have handcuffed a few naive children to poles in my basement too. I get them to sew little pockets on condoms so I can put my tiny wallet in them.
 
2009-12-28 06:40:11 AM
Darwin 1, religion 0
 
2009-12-28 07:26:20 AM
CtrlAltDelete: The article uses the phrase "fellow activist". What does activist mean exactly? What are his political affiliations? What does he do and for what cause? Why is this information omitted?

FTFA:
Park said his son had been in Seoul, South Korea since June ministering to North Korean refugees.


Introducing a new form of oppression to the ignorant natives of that foreign land, of course.
 
2009-12-28 07:41:10 AM
What the fark made this guy think entering North Korea was an idea worth pursuing?
 
2009-12-28 07:42:01 AM
Kim Jong Il
Kim Jong Il
Ah rinky dinky doo Kim Jong Il.
 
2009-12-28 07:46:56 AM
Maybe he'll get to minister to the prisoners in the work camps.
 
2009-12-28 07:47:16 AM
eddyatwork: jspenguin: I read that in Zapp Brannigan's voice.

Good news everybody, you're going on a rescue mission to North Korea!


cdn3.knowyourmeme.com
Hello, my future Supreme Leader.
 
2009-12-28 07:49:39 AM
Was religion involved - more to the point, were farking dumbass Christian missionaries involved?

[clicks link]

Ah.
 
2009-12-28 07:54:23 AM
If we save him, it'll prove that "God wouldn't leave him imprisoned there" and reaffirm the moran's faith. I say if he wanted to go in with nothing but his faith to protect him, he can get out with nothing but his faith to guide him.

With citizens eating tree bark up there, can't imagine what prisoners eat.

/and not American tree bark but the kind where you get hungry again in an hour.
 
2009-12-28 07:59:35 AM
musashi1600
What the fark made this guy think entering North Korea was an idea worth pursuing?


Jesus. Jesus spoke to him and told him that if he went in to North Korea he would protect him and that together they could bring the love of Jesus to millions of oppressed souls.

Jesus: Hey dad, Better open up the bandwidth. I sent this guy in to North Korea. You're going to have a coupe of million new followers any day now.

God: Medammit, son. Did you even go to school? Those people are already devoted to a nut job with a bad haircut. Half of Norht Korea makes up my Smite List.

Jesus: What? Oh. Crap. I meant to send him to North LA. Farking Mapquest! Say, when are you going to start working on that Smite List? It's been a while since you've given any one biols, you know. You probably forgot how.

God: Wanna bet? I could practice on you... again. I've got a Smite Test Dummy named Harry Freakstorm. Lessee... he's had that job for two years. That's long enough. Lessee... left click on Smite and drag and drop on Harry Freakstorm. Me, I need to upgrade this piece of crap. 30%? C'mon. I want to smite him now. (smashes keyboard) Oh! Where's the esc key go?

Jesus: Tech support isn't going to like that.

God: Tech support isn't going to lie it when I smash a Geek Squad beetle with a meteor and get my own techie. They're all virgins, you know. They gotta go to Heaven.

Jesus: Decaf, dad. Decaf.
 
2009-12-28 08:01:07 AM
Harry Freakstorm: musashi1600
What the fark made this guy think entering North Korea was an idea worth pursuing?

Jesus. Jesus spoke to him and told him that if he went in to North Korea he would protect him and that together they could bring the love of Jesus to millions of oppressed souls.

Jesus: Hey dad, Better open up the bandwidth. I sent this guy in to North Korea. You're going to have a coupe of million new followers any day now.

God: Medammit, son. Did you even go to school? Those people are already devoted to a nut job with a bad haircut. Half of Norht Korea makes up my Smite List.

Jesus: What? Oh. Crap. I meant to send him to North LA. Farking Mapquest! Say, when are you going to start working on that Smite List? It's been a while since you've given any one biols, you know. You probably forgot how.

God: Wanna bet? I could practice on you... again. I've got a Smite Test Dummy named Harry Freakstorm. Lessee... he's had that job for two years. That's long enough. Lessee... left click on Smite and drag and drop on Harry Freakstorm. Me, I need to upgrade this piece of crap. 30%? C'mon. I want to smite him now. (smashes keyboard) Oh! Where's the esc key go?

Jesus: Tech support isn't going to like that.

God: Tech support isn't going to lie it when I smash a Geek Squad beetle with a meteor and get my own techie. They're all virgins, you know. They gotta go to Heaven.

Jesus: Decaf, dad. Decaf.


You are awesome. Just awesome.
 
2009-12-28 08:15:25 AM
colatf: You are awesome. Just awesome.

sigh
 
2009-12-28 08:16:18 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Darwin 1, religion 0

Not that I really wanna get into it, but in those Jesus-lovin' red states, getting married and having babies by 18 is considered an ethical and productive segway into adulthood.

Darwin 1
Religion 19,000,000
 
2009-12-28 08:17:06 AM
Mentat: Sorry kid, Bill Clinton only rides out to save the ladies.


Mentat, even though you're a Mizzou fan, you're cool in my book.
 
2009-12-28 08:17:16 AM
Harry Freakstorm: God: Tech support isn't going to lie it when I smash a Geek Squad beetle with a meteor and get my own techie. They're all virgins, you know. They gotta go to Heaven.

I loled. And I think I woke up the roommate.
 
2009-12-28 08:18:23 AM
Harry Freakstorm: musashi1600
What the fark made this guy think entering North Korea was an idea worth pursuing?

Jesus. Jesus spoke to him and told him that if he went in to North Korea he would protect him and that together they could bring the love of Jesus to millions of oppressed souls.

Jesus: Hey dad, Better open up the bandwidth. I sent this guy in to North Korea. You're going to have a coupe of million new followers any day now.

God: Medammit, son. Did you even go to school? Those people are already devoted to a nut job with a bad haircut. Half of Norht Korea makes up my Smite List.

Jesus: What? Oh. Crap. I meant to send him to North LA. Farking Mapquest! Say, when are you going to start working on that Smite List? It's been a while since you've given any one biols, you know. You probably forgot how.

God: Wanna bet? I could practice on you... again. I've got a Smite Test Dummy named Harry Freakstorm. Lessee... he's had that job for two years. That's long enough. Lessee... left click on Smite and drag and drop on Harry Freakstorm. Me, I need to upgrade this piece of crap. 30%? C'mon. I want to smite him now. (smashes keyboard) Oh! Where's the esc key go?

Jesus: Tech support isn't going to like that.

God: Tech support isn't going to lie it when I smash a Geek Squad beetle with a meteor and get my own techie. They're all virgins, you know. They gotta go to Heaven.

Jesus: Decaf, dad. Decaf.


Methinks thread is over now. Or rather, blossoming into something more awesome than atheism and Zapp Brannigan combined.
 
2009-12-28 08:23:31 AM
Stupidity is available to everyone, regardless of culture or religion.
 
2009-12-28 08:25:10 AM
backseatdriver: colatf: You are awesome. Just awesome.

sigh


Problem?
 
2009-12-28 08:34:24 AM
StaleCoffee: Stupidity is available to everyone, regardless of culture or religion.

I, for one, realize I have a dollup of tard. And am proud of it.
 
2009-12-28 08:37:06 AM
I'd like to thank Robert Park and his family on behalf of Fark.com for making this thread a joyful union of glee at the fate of an utter fool.

Goin' to North Korea without a visa? That's a dismemberin'.
 
2009-12-28 08:38:04 AM
I hate it when headlines are grossly misleading

-1 subby
 
2009-12-28 08:48:03 AM
I thought the Children's Crusade was over?
 
2009-12-28 08:50:16 AM
dervish16108: I thought the Children's Crusade was over?

It is, but the Moran's Crusade never ends.
 
2009-12-28 08:51:57 AM
Kid watched too many Christmas specials.

Maybe Santa will come for him.
 
2009-12-28 09:01:28 AM
Fano: Kid watched too many Christmas specials.

Maybe Santa will come for him.


He'd probably get captured and need the Ultimate Warrior to save/rape him again.

img205.imageshack.us
 
2009-12-28 09:17:14 AM
Dec. 23 saying that "some great things are going to happen"

I'm going to inform some friends of mine this fine depressed holiday season that if they ever hear those words come out of my mouth when visiting North Korea, Iran, Iraq, Somalia or such just knock my ass out before I even leave.
 
2009-12-28 09:19:47 AM
Harry Freakstorm: musashi1600
What the fark made this guy think entering North Korea was an idea worth pursuing?

Jesus. Jesus spoke to him and told him that if he went in to North Korea he would protect him and that together they could bring the love of Jesus to millions of oppressed souls.

Jesus: Hey dad, Better open up the bandwidth. I sent this guy in to North Korea. You're going to have a coupe of million new followers any day now.

God: Medammit, son. Did you even go to school? Those people are already devoted to a nut job with a bad haircut. Half of Norht Korea makes up my Smite List.

Jesus: What? Oh. Crap. I meant to send him to North LA. Farking Mapquest! Say, when are you going to start working on that Smite List? It's been a while since you've given any one biols, you know. You probably forgot how.

God: Wanna bet? I could practice on you... again. I've got a Smite Test Dummy named Harry Freakstorm. Lessee... he's had that job for two years. That's long enough. Lessee... left click on Smite and drag and drop on Harry Freakstorm. Me, I need to upgrade this piece of crap. 30%? C'mon. I want to smite him now. (smashes keyboard) Oh! Where's the esc key go?

Jesus: Tech support isn't going to like that.

God: Tech support isn't going to lie it when I smash a Geek Squad beetle with a meteor and get my own techie. They're all virgins, you know. They gotta go to Heaven.

Jesus: Decaf, dad. Decaf.


You do realize that this smiting will finish uploading any day now, right? Enjoy a nice, blistering case of the boils.

/Really, though, that was pretty awesome. I need a smite function on my computer, too.
 
2009-12-28 09:22:08 AM
StaleCoffee: Stupidity is available to everyone, regardless of culture or religion.

Yes, but it's COMPULSORY with religion.
 
2009-12-28 09:25:13 AM
LtDarkstar
Subby actually isn't very misleading: Link (new window)
 
2009-12-28 09:28:28 AM
Sorry, the original article mentioned a letter that Park wrote to Kim Jong Il. It was hilarious.
 
2009-12-28 09:33:22 AM
jspenguin: Mentat: Sorry kid, Bill Clinton only rides out to save the ladies.

For some reason, I read that in Zapp Brannigan's voice.



Win upon win.
 
2009-12-28 09:40:19 AM
colatf: backseatdriver: colatf: You are awesome. Just awesome.

sigh

Problem?


sigh
 
2009-12-28 09:44:31 AM
shucherfase: colatf: backseatdriver: colatf: You are awesome. Just awesome.

sigh

Problem?

sigh


facepalm.
 
2009-12-28 09:59:33 AM
luckyeddie: StaleCoffee: Stupidity is available to everyone, regardless of culture or religion.

Yes, but it's COMPULSORY with religion.


You kind of took the original point, missed it entirely and parroted back what was already said by a couple dozen other people. Thanks for that.
 
2009-12-28 10:22:01 AM
FishyFred: You've gotta be farking kidding me. I would handcuff my children to a pole in my basement before I knowingly allowed them to enter that country.

And the kid sounds really naive too. What an attention whore.

/he's probably hiding in the attic


I willingly went to North Korea ( walked around the table in Panmunjom where the 1953 Armistice was signed ) Of course, I had US Army/ROK Army escorts, which was a good thing...
 
2009-12-28 10:24:55 AM
jspenguin: Mentat: Sorry kid, Bill Clinton only rides out to save the ladies.

For some reason, I read that in Zapp Brannigan's voice.


www.geekstir.com

/hot like a quasar
 
2009-12-28 10:28:01 AM
D-D-D-Dave: segway

Segway? SEGWAY?

wtf are you, some kind of idiot?

SEGUE! Learn it, live it, love it.
 
2009-12-28 10:28:38 AM
D-D-D-Dave: Britney Spear's Speculum: Darwin 1, religion 0

Not that I really wanna get into it, but in those Jesus-lovin' red states, getting married and having babies by 18 having babies by 16 and then getting married (or at least living in the trailer together, easier to get WIC being unmarried) is considered an ethical and productive segway into adulthood.

Darwin 1
Religion 19,000,000


FTFY.
 
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